I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

Hallowe'en is just around the corner and it is one of the most dangerous days for children. Here are some safety tips: 1) Avoid hitting children with your pickup truck, SUV or other motor vehicle. It is technically against the law to harm or kill a child with your vehicle and you could be charged.

I do respect how this guy waits for his victims to fuck around before he knifes them. "without your wife" awesome lmao

Seriously, why are you insulting people's intelligence like this. There is very obviously a massive excluded middle between "bland Ivy League corporate automaton" and "still has large Nazi tattoo." There's nothing wrong with having found him appealing. He was! But it's over and this is silly

"You cannot be explaining your Nazi tattoo and defeat a multi-term incumbent."

A narrow and specific defense of "and you're surprised?" The people who were surprised shouldn't be in charge of anything.

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass? me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

😎

we used to have a machine that you put coffee grounds in and it would make coffee when you pressed a button. but that one was too stupid, I guess

me when i accidentally skip my homie's air defense turn in axis and allies: war at sea

Tell em Abe msa.maryland.gov/megafile/msa...

Gambling has to be something you *have to physically go to to* and not an internet/phone/computer thing at all whatsoever

you have to call off the state police that is roughing up protesters if you are serious.

I was recently in Paris and kept having this intrusive thought

so what's in the news today

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

alright damn go off

Austin, Texas on May 2nd, 2027

this shit is more perverted than like 95% of fetishes

THE MEME IS REAL

what no AC8 does to a mf

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

Bruh not the governor of Illinois quoting theory kid Nemik

Imagining being the military governor of Alabama and the first day on the job you catch Osama bin Laden and his friends. You're about to execute them but then Godzilla attacks and they get away. Also, you almost executed bin Laden's innocent pizza guy by accident and the pizza guy is actually Jesus.

He is an insanely evil and dangerous man, it's an insult that he's also a fucking loser

My only contribution to "are mailing lists going to get me assassinated by the government" discourse is that courage can only exist in the presence of fear and it is more important than ever to not be a wimp.

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

I'm glad you're retiring

???

From the paper that brought you "Trans ideology on the bullets" comes

i'm making the minecraft villager oof oof oof noises

i'm a fucking american and i'm not going to be ordered by the fucking government to love a man who hated me, and whom i hated in turn.

This place is not prepared when Trump kicks it. They’re gonna have to launch a script that’ll ban all of us simultaneously. Real nuke from orbit shit.

Not me. Born and raised in the tweaker capital of America and thus, probably, the world. Full of Nazis and apocalyptic evangelicals. Don't know how I didn't become a straight up monster.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid. by RFK Jr.

curb episode where larry gets dragged to a birthday party for a guy he doesn't know and decides to write something funny in the guestbook. cut to present day, larry's at home watching the evening news: "comedian larry david wrote 'happy birthday, i know your little secret' in jeffrey epstein's book"

This is what happens whenever you say clanker

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

Love this, what if the game was a scream

no offense to geriatric old fucks. some of my best friends are geriatric old fucks. but these geriatric old fucks gotta knock this shit off

societies used to have respectable reasons for crumbling. famine, plague. crop failure and mass starvation. honest, hard-working disasters you could wrap your head around. but this!

every pic of trump looks like this now