'Total Social Media Ban for anyone who's ever posted a crylaugh emoji under a news story about people drowning' could actually fix a bunch of problems, though.

The Tollund Man was discovered by peat cutters Viggo and Emil Hojgaard, who immediately contacted authorities. But by that time paramedics were too late to save him

lol

this is what that might look like

The best superhero is Swamp Thing because sometimes Swamp Thing wanders around a planet a galaxy away as he has an existential debate with a copy of himself he made out of azure soil and sometimes Swamp Thing fights dracula at a gas station

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Smiling serenely at this and moving on with my day

Live look at the GOG intern

had never seen this one and it's killing me

happy pride month

this is how we talk about you when you’re not around

🖕

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

Can't wait to catch this one

His name implies that he doesn't own the crypt but merely works there, probably not for high enough wages to ever become a cryptowner

Winnie the Poohing: Relaxed. Cozy. Nostalgic, though not necessarily fascist Donald Ducking: Passionate. Angry. Looking for trouble. Explicitly anti-fascist

Another day, another woman drawn by Branson Reese for whom I would sink to immeasurable depths of depravity

Melania Trump infesting the White House with bees is the funniest thing no one's talking about right now #Bees #WhiteHouse

watched Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

I tried to buy it last week and the site said they didn't ship to Iceland and I was so crestfallen but I just tried again today because I'm an eternally hopeful and resilient person and it went through. That's my journey, thank you for reading

found this guy on Tiktok who has discovered carpenter's speed squares make an insanely satisfying noise when you bounce them off tires or wood, called @lostcoastedc on there

a critical difference between woke 1 and woke 2 is the understanding that woo is something to be fought tooth and nail

goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin, goblin, pussy, goblin, pussy, pussy, goblin pussy

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

i feel like as a culture we stalled out on exploring the artistic space of a big guy carrying around a little guy

With the reveal that post-Fox Tucker Carlson has 7.3k subscribers, reminder that *all* rightwing media is a miserable enormously unpopular and wildly unprofitable failure, only kept aloft via the largesse of a handful of billionaire pedophiles pumping them with endless amounts of cash.

thinking about the rod dreher illusion in light of the tucker carlson news. these guys only have the appearance of popularity because of a small number of rich patrons behind the scenes. they’re loud, they’re everywhere, but their ideas aren’t as popular as they’re made to appear.

Today in History: April 30th 1945: Adolf Hitler killed himself as Soviet troops were advancing on his underground bunker in Berlin and the Battle of Berlin was drawing to a close. Eva Braun, whom he had married a day earlier, also died.

This is gonna be used to harass women

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

it's amazing having a life where i am not the most hated person in the world and i can enjoy everything safely and people will not celebrate when i die

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

lol

Guy who read the wikipedia article on tribalism when he was 16 and never moved on:

I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Us skittering across this uncertain world

Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward. > [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank > [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit > Taunt Ape Lord

Love bats. I'm normal about babts

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill