social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

Us skittering across this uncertain world

It's an honor to be here with you all

Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward. > [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank > [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit > Taunt Ape Lord

Love bats. I'm normal about babts

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat

I agree that people shouldn't be negatively polarized into treating the Catholic Church as a net good in the world but if you're pretending it's not funny that the pope saying "bombing schools is bad" made our government invent Anglicanism from first principles, you're just a buzzkill

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

People are arguing if he's wet or dry but the truth is more complex: His body has the same amount of water as everyone else but in all different places

Correct answer. Anything else, including “do both,” is incorrect

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons Will all grind your bones to make their bread

Bluesky moderation when it happens

unc cost fallacy

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess

Virulent Transphobe & "feminist" Julie Bindel came to Iceland recently to find out why the country is going to hell for its stance on gender rights where "Michel Foucault & Judith Butler have supplanted those of Jesus Christ."

Would the fans support me if I decided to become a Nonverbal Autistic Man? Or would I get the usual runaround from clout chasing dick heads

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Late Show Guest Promo featuring Jackie Chan and Adam Sandler CBS/WOIO 19 1996-02-11 : 3s

What I wouldn't give to peel this seal

Unc (homunculus) is chopped (sewn together from spare parts) and washed (suspended in formaldehyde)

Just realized that bluesky moderation will either need to provide special dispensation or die as a platform lol

I don’t remember who coined it first or how exactly it was said, but whoever said that transphobia is basically an early symptom of unfettered psychosis is completely correct

Chuck Norris' filmography is like a little peephole into the darkest recesses of the American pathology. The xenophobia, the paranoia, the preoccupation with power and vulnerability It also indirectly gave us this banger www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQUe...

Average Bsky poster: "We must inaugurate a Second Reconstruction with blood and fire." Average Democratic politician: "We are in a war for the Republic, which is why I propose a 23.7% tax cut." Average liberal columnist: "For too long the transgenders have blocked research into the racial IQ gap."

Bug Battle

I don’t choose that word lightly. The idea that an entire field of medicine, as well as numerous academic journals, systematically suppressed evidence that gender-affirming care doesn’t work is a conspiracy theory. Meanwhile, none of these people can provide a shred of evidence for their core claim

What we experienced last night on the On Cinema Oscar Special was a total Gregghead cultural victory. Gregg exonerated and predicted OBAA best film in a gambit for the ages (or perhaps, for the angels). New Amato bald and nude on the floor

People are saying Rona could never have foreseen this happening but I suspect she could have and possibly even did

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Everything about this picture is how I pictured trump's second term

https://gacha.o0o0.jp/gp/archives/39701 『地中海香る パエリアミニチュアコレクション』8月発売予定。 The "Mediterranean-Inspired Paella Miniature Collection" is scheduled for release in August. #ガチャポン #gachapon

facial recognition software is so unreliable it should not under any circumstances be permitted to be the sole evidentiary basis upon which an individual can be arrested, let alone incarcerated, if it is permitted to be used as evidence at all, which it really shouldn't

Reading this made the phrase “full-tang penis” flash through my mind, stunning me for 1.2 seconds

i genuinely cannot process how debased our ruling class is. these guys will walk around all day in shoes that don't fit rather than tell their boss he's wrong. this whole thing where they pretend a stupid evil guy with brain damage is qualified to run every aspect of everyone's life is unacceptable

Point-and-snoot

You hate him because you think he's an edgelord. I love him because I know he's a silly baby

“American lives” Actually it's only Iranians' lives that matter in this equation, like the lives of the little girls who were murdered today. Fuck you and fuck your troops

I can adhere to the # of days+1 rule for underwear, but when it comes to socks I go # of days and then double that number and then sometimes double it again. I don't know why I do this but it makes perfect sense to me while I'm “in the throes”

Happy fifth to big piss guy

The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.

reactionaries when progressives vote for progressives instead of reactionaries

he killed the chatter with that last line

kill all fake lovers

Lmao