wrote about an apparent policy change in the payments industry www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

He was a nurse.

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

You may find yourself In New York with Brian Eno And you may find yourself Getting mugged by 14 people And you may find yourself Being dragged off into the bushes And you may tell yourself: “Uh-oh!”

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

As an Icelander scared shitless for his next-door neighbors, they're the only people I really want to hear from about this

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

Davos is where the world's elites come together to say things to each other that they'd get punched in the face if they said them to anyone normal

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

This is one of the funniest photos I've seen in my life

See some people are really showing their true colours on here right now. Apparently, none of this is their fault and Europe needs to show more solidarity.

“Oughtposting vs isposting” is immediately load bearing for me

With the influx of new users from Twitter, I want to remind you that all of them bear the taint of evil and need rehabilitation and moral guidance, which you as an earlier adopter of Bluesky have the authority and knowledge to provide

they say that a man with a can of chickpeas is richer than god

1. Puppets 2. Goop

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

The truth killed him

now let me be clear (turns invisible)

This is such an underrated gag

There’s this kind of holier-than-thou tendency to dismiss people’s observations of the world coming apart at the seams by referencing past evils and derisively sneering, “Where have you been?/You’re just now noticing this?” that I think is almost never constructive or helpful.

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car

IBM's "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision" was from 1979. That was 47 years ago. That was before AOL, the Macarena, and Google. Half a century ago it was considered obvious that CEO's would deflect blame from themselves onto "AI"

guy doing the opening for Return to Innocence:

Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.

day one in mamdani’s new york

Eric Adams now has time to find ways to become even balder than previously thought possible

Some good stuff in there

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

One of the best to ever do it

This one in particular is never far from the top of my mind

Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine

La Femme du Raciste... *blows huge cloud of cig smoke* ... est morte

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

The other – but no less important – side of the coin to the Immaculate Conception in Christian doctrine is the Wretched Spilling, today known as the “Christmas jerk”

Very funny to say that because this is probably the best fight to pick 1. The game's pretty early in development, so it's not impossible to go and put in the pink rectangles, sketches and lorem ipsums 2. Larian stands to lose a ton of goodwill if it doesn't

Me and the boys were just acting as midwives to a New God. We didn't realize we were bringing an end to personal computing and the water cycle to do it and we're all very sorry

The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Some of you on here

Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for

Many of the guys in Kelly comics are real and not made up as one might assume

I support both drunk drivers AND their victims. We exist

I just like this one