anyone else able to tell I wrote this on hilariously too much caffeine

-teria

oh, the blood stalk cunt edit? yeah, I have it.

hasbro when the rent is due

the game that we know is being made but might as well not exist because we know literally nothing about it and fans have basically gone insane waiting for it

I'm here

just fell to my knees in agony as the realization kicked in that the way people view and talk about the elder scrolls and persona online is numbered title to numbered title exactly the same

it still astounds me that they dropped a content update that all but rang in a new era for the game that had people extremely excited and most importantly actively playing the game only to drop the EOS nuke shortly after

it is genuinely so hard being me because I'm sorta shopping around for a laptop currently and getting hung up on the font choices for the keyboard every single time

Dude I Heard This Star is Intended to be Accessible to Newcomers and Yet Appealing to Veterans Also

A reminder that a lot of oooooold MMOs are still alive and kicking. The original Everquest? Still going. Ultima Online? Yep. Star Trek Online? Sure. Dungeons & Dragons Online? Still gets expansions. Completely shuttering a game like this is always a choice, because small servers are cheap to run.

"these projectiles don’t throw themselves" is seared into my memory

i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai. but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen

SNK go bankrupt again challenge

there are better™ things to doom over than video games in current year but it's still crazy to me that we're closing in on a year since a new monster hunter dropped and in spite of a machine that would run it fine enough I have genuinely zero desire to play or even think about it lmao

good morning, it is once again time for the great caffeination

I saw this image and wanted to recreate it for fun. Chonky Pikachu will always be my fav 😂 I attempted to do this Ken Sugimori's style becuase it's so charming! #pokemon #fanart

Yous ever think about how Yuri Lowenthal voiced Luke in Tales of the Abyss, and the next game from the Tales team had a protag called Yuri Lowell, but as some kind of cosmic joke they cast Troy Baker

why did nobody tell me that the dawntrail patch series fights are shonen nonsense with toku-stlye transforming baddies wtf

My holiday is over

cygames going heavy into genAI is pretty bad. if anything normalizes it, it'll be gacha. gacha shouldn't even be legal but you say that and people just say "gambling's cool, just don't spend money you idiot" ignoring such an insanely predatory thing

thought about yami bakura for 10 seconds and I can already feel the urge to re-read ygo again bubble up within me

generational moron

The Wonderful 100...

no new pictures Where are you at mentally

I'm glad that my PC is as robust as it is/that I got some upgrades out of the way last year. Aside from the new Steam controller I will most likely not be making any hardware related purchases this year. (Unless the Steam Machine miraculously ends up with a crazy competitive price)

I bet he loved that

danny elfman jumpscare

heartwarming, another gacha game is about to reach EOS

now that i’ve seen lord of the rings, i can truly appreciate all the memes

shame that I don't have the brainworm that makes me think dropping 250 on a game cosmetic is sensible but jesus fucking christ this trailer feels like an orbital laser charging up right over my bald head youtu.be/mo0uUHx-RV0?...

i love clicking "don't recommend channel" on yet another cooking channel that has 5 million subscribers for no reason

extremely cool to know that magic is gonna be super fucked for close to another ten years

a quadruple esspresso and oingo boingo to get me through this little friday

I don't. I used to have it, but I lost it so now I'm VEXXED

just found out my 17yo cousin has me saved as "Gru" in his phone with a matching picture chat, did I just get owned for being bald and wearing turtlenecks

I could give up video games for plastic crack I think

dropping 1500 bucks on a ps6 and another 100 on the new sony blockbuster to let the hallucination machine play the game for me

Watching GDQ inspired me to try drawing Raziel from Soul Reaver again

on god I'm gonna make some soup tonight

is this just because I'm more tuned into persistently online games that could be affected by it than ever or has ddos'ing become increasingly popular over the last five years or so?

scrolling through CES announcements and news and growing ever more disillusioned at every mention of AI

lancer_theme_meowsynth.mp3

gang, you won't believe this

most normal thought I had all day:

I'm sure there's an emergency lever in CBU III's studio that just says GARLEAN MEN