if u gave me full control of Bluesky the first thing I would do is entirely rework it from a Twitter Clone to a clone of the Satellaview bios interface

This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

James is not kidding. Someone on Twitter put together a clip compilation and Kenshiro's actor sounds like someone doing a parody of bad old anime dubs. I am SPEECHLESS. I am DUMBFOUNDED. He can't even do the fight noises right! Also no one can pronounce "Hokuto."

associating genitals with gender is always gender essentialist and transphobic and it's depressing to see that shit even in queer circles. not every trans woman has bottom dysphoria and I'm tired of the notion that dicks are inherently evil and gross and manly or whatever. keep that to yourself

me: everything is so dull these days i wish i was back in 1998 me in 1998:

While we're all talking about Ko Takeuchi, here's the incredible piece they drew for me lmao

Kish being objectively wrong

When you drop a bomb on civilians, I think that’s murder. I don’t really care for any justifications. They’re people. The enormity of the loss is devastating and it’s easier for some people to look away. But for other people, that’s their family. Their children. It’s just sickening and so wrong.

some of y'all:

There's countless gamers who learned about good music from THPS and GTA games that they wouldn't have listened to on their own. He's 100% correct.

I KNEW I wasn't going insane on the first day of Pokopia's Hoppip event

The Yorknew City arc in Hunter x Hunter is so cool because it’s three of the main characters looking on eBay for a PlayStation 1 game off screen while the fourth develops a Martial Art centered entirely around being history’s greatest hater.

Xenosexism

That said, Xenosaga Ep. 3's voice direction is... less than stellar. Beautiful and well choreographed cutscenes marred by some really wooden voice direction. The complete lack of contractions is really noticeable.

Welp, this one's on me picking up an RPG again after doing the tutorial years prior, but turns out Xenosaga 1 DOES have a database that explains all the concepts i thought were just relegated to supplemental material until 3's database Whoops

my favorite

Instructions for Gamers

Pokemon Champions meta on launch

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films

finally sweet access to one of my all time favorite luanne line deliveries

>key card >$80 >four year old game with a two year old expansion hot ziggety

If any part of your brain is thinking about making any sort of video about listing/ranking Final Fantasies, that's the devil talking. It's 2026, we're past that.

Nintendo Fan Brags About Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score Like A JRPG Trailer In The Next Direct Wont Send Him Back To Doomposting

got a much needed long laugh from this

Important to remember that 15 mins ago we were on the brink of World War III, global collapse and potential nuclear Armageddon and not a single person from either party in the federal government did a single fucking thing to stop it. He got cold feet of his own volition. They didn't lift a finger.

I remember circa 2010, I read someone post on a forum that they loved FFX, but played it so much that they simply couldn't play it anymore, tapped out every drop of dopamine from it. I think I finally hit that point with Explorers of Sky

as fucked up as this game's translation is, i never would have expected it to deliver such a hilarious and genuine feeling line like this

Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

Seeing a lot of takes in the news that effectively boil down to "this is outrageous, we need to return to when this was all allowed to happen and even subtly encouraged but it hadn't happened yet"

pretty clear bright line today, anyone in power who isn't doing everything they can to remove him from office deserves handcuffs when this is all over. that includes any democrat who votes for anything he wants

Strangely prescient skeet

weird juxtaposition where people in power and influence are saying absolutely heinous, deadly things without any restraint of conscience, and everyone reacting to it is having to bite their tongue and speak in euphemisms not to get banned or arrested or whatever

*plays with your intestines*

Request on the other site for a Hummer Guy version

This moment in the Mario Galaxy Movie was so funny- wait woah what was that?? #TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie

I wish Fire Emblem would give the player tough moral choices again

FINALLY fuckin found Dusknoir in Pokopia, dex is complete!

“Be on high alert, Snake! That’s Sneakers O’Toole. He never takes his sneakers off.” “Never, huh? That’s a scary thought… Should I try and apprehend him…?” “You can try, but you won’t be able to catch him. Not with your equipment.” “Huh…”