Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 09, 1949

when people think about jesus as an infant, they're in a headspace that leaves them vulnerable to smooth-talking theologians who will try to convince them clearly this little baby can't possible be coequal to and coeternal with the father. you gotta make sure people don't slip

SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity ME: hey yeah fuck you spock

Who has made this 🤣

guys need to start talking in the jimmy stewart accent again. this would solve the male loneliness epidemic because everyone loves jimmy stewart

I think washer up dress man is the best of the benoit blanc cinematic universe

it's christmastime, and there's... good news? www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy7B...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 05,1946

Watching Odo emerge from the toilet bowl au naturale

the fortnite kill bill short has all the problems of all the imitators and pretenders that followed after the initial release, while also being too cowardly to show blood or even a dead body

they could've stopped making movies after this one, because you can't top the best movie ever made

Please enjoy 2 minutes and 32 seconds of singing devoted to King Caesar (feat. Mechagodzilla) from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)

Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.

why do I keep offering to come in at 4 am. why am I doing this. why am i addicted to rising and grinding

driving in florida is like putting your bare hands in the oven, so i have to imagine driving in jersey is like putting your bare dick in the oven

Bad news for deviled eggs: I woke up

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

The Funeral of G Amato is now available for replay. Stream at: heinetwork.tv/on-cinema-at...

Need everyone to see my purchase from the bookstore at the Emily Dickinson house

Got me a movie, I want you to know! Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know! Girlie so groovy, I want you to know! Don't know about you, but I am un... Chien! Andalusia!

trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”

winston overwatch was a regular gorilla until he started smoking cigarettes (winston 100s) (they made him smart)

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

Anyway, On Cinema is arguably a nonbinary narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the skeeting bard a Japanese icon.

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

Paul McCartney got back? No I don't think he does

Posting “Recession indicator” under every news story I see and learning what it means by which ones get the most likes.

better call saul has shown me that life doesn’t stop at 30 or 40. I got rest of my years to irreparably damage the lives of those around me

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

lol @ #5. succinctly explains how he could even type like this

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message?? yea plx dont email my fridge address

thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this: u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.

You: Ugh, this migraine is killing me. I’m going to take excedrin Alien: (50,000 light years away) Our psychic broadcast telling them blueprints for an infinite free energy machine has failed. They used the inhibitor

It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.

one of the weirdest things that people believe on a website where the collective mood changes every thirty-six hours is that events completely unknown to 60% of the population, where 90% have the facts wrong, will have persistent effects eighteen months later

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 10,1948

dreamt my phone had thousands of photos of goth chappell roan and they all had shake hastily thrown onto them

Sailors' Wisdom

one reason i like to recommend On Cinema to people is that the Trial of Tim Heidecker is a monumental achievement in comedy, and this guy was a big reason why

thomas jefferson wrote some vehement denunciations of people like thomas jefferson

Those feels when your post doesn’t immediately go viral and you remind yourself that Van Gogh was not appreciated in his lifetime either

I feel better about this than the person below him who said "another ferret"

average bluesky poster

jigsaw pinup [2023] #judles #art #saw