Lol I can only imagine the fucking dorks social media will be left with if they start carding everybody. I can only imagine it because if that happens I will finally be free of it.

My only comment is that the lady should drink the forbidden Cheetos juice at the end of the video

Mr. Economic Sovereignty over here making sure the US President is okay with Canada running it's own international trade negotiations.

I got into the Dawn of War 4 Alpha that starts today and lemme tell you, would not mind someone calling in a teensy bomb threat on my office around 2pm to get me home early.

I should get a water skin. Imagine taking a swig of water out of this while wandering the dusty plains. Sick as hell.

blue sky used to be a community. now every ones off in their own little private rooms talking trash & posting nasty pics. Hate to be the one to say it but group chat culture has made this web site a bastard's website

I know it smell crazy in those group chats

Winnipeg tonight #MBstorm

I hope GTA 6 bombs and the entire global economy collapses as a result. It would be funny.

Fresh off a suspension, you can't kill me Blue Sky

You can suspend me all your want mods but you cannot suspend the truth

when i go home im gonna play so much video game

i genuinely hate how internet culture has become so normalized and widespread. i do not want a white house deputy chief of staff saying "it's white boy november" or a secretary of state tweeting that he's "locked in for this banger." grow up.

I'm always siding with the NCR in New Vegas, not because I think they're a great society but solely because it pisses off fascists and libertarians when you do that.

They should bring back sexy hanburglar. The initial shock has worn off, as a society we're ready to embrace this now.

Hear a lot of gamers mad that a walking simulator got a really good set of reviews even though they don't care for walking simulators themselves. Not a big fan of those games myself but games in genres I don't care for get rave reviews all the time and I don't see a need to shit my pants over it.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your roll

Robbing a liquor store with ten loaded flintlock pistols strapped to my chest like a pirate

A lot of Eminem fans don't like to admit that "Stan" was basically just a rip off of The Bloodhound Gang's "The Ballad of Chasey Lain"

You'd think the Stanley Cup gives out a million dollars and a blow job to every citizen if a Canadian team wins it the way this country goes on about it every year.

A great workout is getting hammered and meeting your pal behind the 7/11 dumpster for some wrestling that could maybe lead to some heavy petting we'll see where the night takes us

So turns out Alberta separatist content is being put together by Dutch guys in their early twenties who don't want to get a real job.

Lol bro, you got made fun of for looking at porn at work, you were not the victim of a hate crime.

Anyway, objectively the correct answer is "Party Rock Anthem" by LMFAO but nobody will admit it

Whole lot of millennials on here not owning up to being Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park fans this weekend, huh? I was there, I know how big they were, don't you fucking lie to me.

The millennial song thing has a lot of contenders and I dunno which should win for sure but I do recall "Get Lucky" having a particularly strong grip on culture for like a whole year or two. Wasn't even close to the best song from that album but it happened.

All my hopes of sitting at home getting high and playing video games for another two years while collecting CERB 2 dashed.

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

Lmao you try to be helpful and this is what you get for it.

I installed a bidet this week and have begun to resent it's absence when pooping at work. Immortan Joe was right.

Pretty rude of Carney to pass on me as Governor General.

bluesky is what you get when 40% of your userbase learned to post on facebook, 30% learned to post on tumblr, 25% from twitter and the last 5% from something awful

youtu.be/lg_FoEy8T_A?... Original trilogy this, Andor that. Real ones know this is exactly where Star Wars peaked.

Sweeping my hooded jacket over my shoulders as I put it on like it's a cloak as I head out to get a burger for lunch

I only have one tattoo I got in my early 20's of the lambda logo from Half Life and would thus be revealed as eternally hopeful for half life 3.

Pleased to report the adventures of boner pill skeleton ads continue to appear in my feeds.

I've lived in Winnipeg for twenty years and can say in that time neither Liberal or Conservative governments have ever given a single solitary shit about this city or province.

Seeing posts on Instagram and Facebook by people finally figuring out what I knew about Will Stancil after one interaction with him on here (that he's a self serving shithead) is a combination of vindicating and frustrating that it took this long.

King Charles cackling with glee as his plans to retake the colonies is set in motion.

Is this site down again or is it just me?

Arrest Will Stancil immediately. Not because I think he radicalized anybody, I just think he's a weiner.

I really gotta rein my shit in when I'm chatting with her

Compromise: Trump gets his ballroom/bunker built but he has to stay down there chained up like Solomon Grundy in Arkham City.

Recently rewatched Love Death and Robots and if they ever make another season of that my advice would be no more Red Hot Chili Peppers music videos. That is not what people are watching that series for.

It's not the kind of thing you just wing, you make a plan. Work out a schedule.