You are some jagoff posting on a monitored corpo social media app, stop pretending you're some rebel issuing missives to the resistance or some shit.

Whenever that stupid jagoff you blocked last year is the day's topic of discussion for being a stupid jagoff.

Gonna go to Sal's for lunch, twofer Tuesday. Cheese nip, fries, a beverage, all for about 12-13 bucks. Hell yeah.

Don't know if this one is true, but it's starting to make me insane that Epstein was out there involved in so much of the bad shit that happened in my life like some kind of fucked up evil Forrest Gump so it might be.

The Yanks have a giant rat that tells them how much longer winter is going to be every February, and it's wrong over half the time but they keep doing it, and they do this in a place called Gobblers Knob. Sick nation. They've infected us with this bullshit and it's time we stop.

The Aeldari probably wouldn't have fallen and birthed Slaanesh if they thought to invent video games with all their advanced tech, tbh.

"Are you an extremely accomplished fiction writer with their work in high demand? Come teach my csam generating liebot to write better to aid in my efforts to make you obsolete for 40 bucks an hour!"

Unless angry wine moms actually prevent them from pursuing their agenda, I don't think they care. And as far as they can tell, it is not preventing them from pursuing their agenda. Conservatives rightly understand that "getting yelled at" isn't an actual material consequence.

I'm like halfway through book 2 of the Seige of Terra series and it's already ruined me for every other sci-fi/fantasy battle I've ever experienced in fiction. Battle of Endor ain't shit to me now and there's still 8 books left to go.

Everyone has to say nice things about me today, the Chinese said so.

you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy

About time I started getting some recognition around here.

In my head canon this is the last time anybody ever saw him.

the reaction to the death of Scott Adams should contrast particularly with the (eventual) death of Bill Watterson, who will be mourned in the style of the ancient Pharaohs, with all of Ohio entombed alive along with him

If you weren't awake for it there was a pretty great hour or so of posting last night where we all thought he might be dead again.

I'm hearing unconfirmed reports the President sat on his own balls so hard he died.

Trump: "I want Greenland. Canada and Mexico you're next." Canada:

Just practicing some stuff

I am willing to accept MN into Manitoba, so long as they accept that Winnipeg remains the capital and we are, objectively, the greatest place in the universe.

You flash banged a van full of children and possibly killed a baby, here is your "Ultra Badass Killer Deluxe" challenge coin, operator. This coin can act as substitute for the parental love and attention you did not receive.

If you are a 20 year old "boy" and would actually want to spend a day golfing with any old politician you are a massive dork and need to go get laid.

I bet GTA 6 is going to turn out to be shitty, that's my prediction and I feel like this is the universe telling me I'm right.

People who are generally only familiar with the worst and loudest people in the WH40K fan base really don't appreciate how it conditioned a whole lot of people to be wary and distrustful of AI.

A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach for the department.

Yeah man, they're so happy about it you needed an armed escort of a dozen men to take a shit.

Let it fall

jesus christ bluesky don't make donald trump trend unless he's fucking dying

Lol I'm not sitting through a 4 hour long MCU movie. Fuck that.

Fuck em, yanks. Give them what they want, make sure it doesn't end up like they expect.

*teleports behind you with a katana* Nothing personal, kid

Took a break from WH40K Rogue Trader to play Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. Between the announcement that the third installment is finally on the way and, well, all the stuff going on, I needed to kill me some Nazis.

BJ Blaskowiscz wants to remind us there's a lot you can do with a hatchet and a Nazi.

The Fallout show really starting to feel like Todd Howard giving a hearty fuck you to every fan of the first two games and New Vegas (the non Bethesda ones ftr) by wiping out everything the players had to do with the in game universe throughout those titles.

I'm so fucking sick of seeing that Norman Rockwell mother fucker on here.

I'm glad Hyundai is building the robots that will one day kill us all. It's going to be a reliable and efficient robopocalypse.

I've had enough of this!

I knew the Internet was full of lies early on because all those Geocities pages run by self-proclaimed martial arts masters who swore they could teach you how to do a Kamehameha irl turned out to be bullshit.

Me anytime a Perturabo scene comes up in a 40k book I'm reading:

Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison

Said it in December but you all wanted to call it fed posting. President like that? Only one kind of consequence they understand, everything else looks like a joke to them.

What is the charge!? Eating a meal!? A succulent fast food meal!?

New GPU is installed, it's great.

I'm getting a new GPU tomorrow ahead of the AI price crunch, successfully upgrading my PC in time to wait out the bubble. Oooowee I'm excited to do some upgrading!