"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it”—Upton Sinclair, I, Candidate for Governor: And How I Got Licked

Happy to confirm that the Half Life games continue to be the finest games ever produced. Absolutely perfect in every way.

either die a cousin or live long enough to see yourself become the unc

I always preferred the coffin dancers set to Astronomia over Crab Rave when a shitty person dies, personally. They're both good but the coffin dancers just rock.

Feeling a yearning I've not felt for some years now. I think it's the to play all the Half Life games again.

US Thanksgiving seems like a miserable affair. Canadian Thanksgiving is the best, nobody even knows what the fuck it's about, something about a boat I think. It's just a nice dinner and day off.

Damn man, you really showed us. Where are Canadians supposed to go to visit a beautiful national park now?

Non zero chance they shot each other in the dick and balls

Stop making fun of me because I willingly atrophy my brain, meanie.

Cat was acting distressed when I got home from work. I was very worried until she jumped into her shoebox bed and dropped a deuce the size of her forearm. She's fine now.

Doom The Dark Ages requiring a GPU with Ray tracing support is a fucking insult to a series that has long prided itself on being able to run on anything. So my PC can run cyberpunk on highest settings just fine but I can't play a fuckin Doom game? It looks great, but that's bullshit.

2010-2013. The was the peak. That's what all this shit was for, to make 2010-2013 happen. TBF, almost worth it. That shit was just awesome. Gangnam style? LMFAO? Random Access Memories? You had to be there man.

There it is again. That funny feeling.

Nice face, idiot.

People who want a pet raccoon are crazy. I get they're cute but "like a cat but it has opposable thumbs and is even more likely to maul you" really kills the deal for me.

You never really get over how awesome Event Horizon is.

This guy is running to lead a major political party in Canada and isn't mincing words or doing half measures when it comes to supporting trans people domestically or Palestinians abroad

The world could use your guidance now, sweet Andrew. I fear we have lost the ability to party hard.

Fellow men: Be good to one another, respect others and yourself, eat some damn vegetables, use your strength to protect and not to harm. Online scammers and gremlins, the Tates and Walshes of the world, don't get to define who we are.

We'll probably never hear another movie intro theme as iconic as the Terminator theme ever again, if I'm being honest.

What's funny about this is the poster has also muted responses and quote Skeets for their post. Anyway, the NDP isn't in any position for an election, the country didn't want an election, they read the damn room.

When fascism comes to the United States it will be served with McDonald's fries.

A well balanced party is key to success.

I'm more annoyed by people like John than I am by people who don't use headphones tbh. John hurts society more by being a scolding bitch.

Oh shit.

Same great taste, but none of the calories. Amen.

Look, if you've never caught a ban for implied threats of violence then you simply aren't a poster. Personally, I have a newfound respect for Oswalt.

100k views to the first journalist to ask Bill about the sloppy toppy he received from Trump

"We need bill C-5 to build nation changing projects that will turn us into the new North American superpower!" *Builds the same energy sector/resource extraction bullshit we always do but with less regulatory oversight or environmental protections*

My ideal society is one made up of retired badasses who are all chopping wood when a helicopter carrying their old CO lands in their yard to tell them their country needs them, one last time.

Listening to only the finest Grammy nominated music today.

Hey chooms, we're nuking the climate and nobody can afford a house but the scop protein and cheap plastic has never been more affordable!

Pretty weird to see videos on Tik Tok by Yanks with the means to do so fleeing here while they feel they can. I'm sure it's fine.

My fingers are crossed we get our very large Batman in the DCU

Happy N7 Day! Give us some goddamn news about the next game already.

In all the discourse I've seen about the sandwich throwing guy beating the charges the thing nobody is pointing out is that the verdict implies US protestors could possibly legally throw rotten produce at the Feds like the days of old.

Being right about Carney sucks because it doesn't actually change the fact he's going to fuck us with Harper era conservatism. One was bad enough.

God help us all

This is complete hogwash

Unprecedented levels of cope

The masses have all heard tell of Manitoba's big indoor boat and come from far and wide to gaze upon her stately hull.

We cannot disregard the possibility that Cheney's death broke some kind of curse he put on the US with his warlock powers.

Finally, it's Guy Fawkes Day

Haha unless