The just surprising reaction I've seen to the Peacemaker finale is just how many people were surprised to find out Rick Flag Sr is a piece of shit that can't be trusted. That's like, his whole deal. He's a black ops general in a shady clandestine org.

Call of Duty mp lobbies actually weren't that crazy. Like the people who say they were are likely the people who started shouting racial slurs to a lobby that had them on mute the entire time anyway.

Hell yeah I'll go check out that weird noise in the garage by myself, you guys stay here

Goodnight, my sweet raggedy ass downtown mall. Thank you for the burgers and all the memories.

A 50 dollar Steam wallet gift card to whoever brings me the head of Stephen Miller!

This talking penis seems pretty agitated

No matter how bad it gets out there I have my spaceship wars.

People who own social media platforms really don't seem to understand we're just going to post wherever it's convenient and not infested with Nazis. I really don't give a shit if I have to go back to the SA forums for a few months again while we wait for the next flash in the pan.

Holy fuck I love fried rice

Really enjoying these occasional games of "Is the President dead?"

My fellow skeeters, I cannot promise you anything but this: I will be smoking a fat bowl of weed once I am home from work, and I WILL be high while watching the new Peacemaker episode tonight. Thank you!

Honestly it would take forever to list them all but this was among the first that popped into my head when I read the skeet.

here's one thing i know for sure: no site is quite dead yet if its CEO is having a flame war with its entire user base

It's fine to call out the admin/site owner/CEO when they're being a shitbird. Calling the admin a little bitch until they cry and ruin their own website is a tradition as old as the Internet itself.

I do wish medbeds were real though. We could all start smoking again.

People all bitching about how gaming is prohibitively expensive to the point nobody can afford the hobby anymore as I buy literally all the Resident Evil games for like 50 bucks on Steam. Whatever, guys.

They should invent a cherry pie that appears when you want it.

Hey, new EA dudes: Just sell off Bioware or spin it off into an independent company. We know you don't give a shit about their IP so let someone else work with it who actually enjoys Bioware RPGs

Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black

Look kids, I was born in the eighties and there was never a single point in my life where Wal-Mart didn't suck shit. If anybody tries to tell you any big corpo branded store was anything other than a fucking hassle to deal with at any time you call them a dumb fucking liar for me.

They should study my brain because I've been chronically online since I was around 11 years old and have somehow avoided the more severe stages of brain rot. I'm like the Blade of being online.

Changed my own car battery this morning and I'm going to be swimming in "fixed my own car" endorphins all day

The stunning revelations of the Amelia Earhart files

Maturing is fully understanding why Snake Plisskin shut down the Earth at the end of Escape from LA.

This is how it feels being a Valve fan in 2025

I submit that once Winnipeg's population hits 1 million we begin colloquially referring to it as "The Big Dub".

youtu.be/L0QzF9gJpec?... This song just gradually getting louder and louder in the back of my mind every time I read about a new thing the Carney government is doing to fuck the working class.

Public services aren’t “bailouts”—they’re infrastructure. Rural mail and home delivery are services we depend on, not corporate handouts. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

They should make a Superman that actually exists.

People talk a lot of shit about Madonna but how many "Like a prayer"s have THEY contributed to the world!?

There's actually been a rapture every year for the last 2025 years but few ever qualify to get into heaven. The last one was DB Cooper who was sucked up God's reverse chimney as he leapt from the plane because God thought that heist was fucking sick.

All the Resident Evils are on sale on Steam, for those who celebrate the residency of evil.

Please don't tell anybody I was friends with Kissinger, Mr.Chotiner. I feel it will distract from all the other ways you've demonstrated I'm kind of an idiot.

Me looking for the return of Jesus today.

This is hell. We live in hell lol

I think it's cute when self centered assholes use outdated pop psych shit like calling themselves a "Type A personality" instead.

Really dodged a bullet when I became an Advil guy I guess

"Mom says it's my turn on the Xbox"

What if Colbert ended up being our Churchill? What if the South Park Guys end up like two white American Nelson Mandelas? What if AOC ends up being our own personal Margaret Thatcher? What if Zohran becomes Mugabe? What if Eric Adams stepped into his destiny as America’s Nikita Khrushchev???

Giving Chat GPT "Human psychosis" as I make it listen to all my opinions and fan theories about video game lore forever.

OC, The Fuck You Frog. DO NOT STEAL

Look, I don't think we need to kick everybody of colonizer descent off the continent or anything, but I'm getting mighty fucking tired of all this old world nonsense you honkies brought over here in the last few centuries or so.

I thought I was over how full of shit these people are but everybody suddenly saying Charlie fucking Kirk was like a second coming of Jesus Christ or something is fucking me up.

Incidentally, for those of you still wondering about the apparent contradiction between companies like Disney producing revolutionary/antifascist fiction like Andor while also bending the knee to the Trump administration irl, here's a clue.

(Bravely) "I think Charlie Kirk was kind of a stupid asshole"

"This is how it always starts. First it's one building, then it's the whole block." "Well they've got no reason to come to our place." "Don't worry, they'll find one!" -Citizens discussing a police raid, Half-Life 2

I've been playing a lot of Sins of a Solar Empire 2 lately and I realized that at some point after Battlestar Galactica (2003) big bombastic war drum music became the universal soundtrack for sick ass spaceship battles. Which is fuckin' great by the way.