They're playing Linkin Park on the classic rock station

come on this is good

Jared Leto seems like the type of guy that would talk about himself in the third person

Reading through the original Peacemaker comics and Pat Boyette definitely just drew Cary Grant here right?

skulking out of an alleyway with a syringe full of existential backwash

Buying a company by taking out a massive loan, then making the company you bought responsible for paying off that loan, is so patently evil that it should be beyond illegal. The kind of thing that inspires enlightened societies without corporal punishment to bring back the death penalty as a one-off

I went to a frat formal with a libertarian once (I know, I know) and at one point i felt something hard in his lapel pocket (it was suspiciously flask shaped!) and of course I made the usual joke and he chuckled awkwardly and pulled out a pocket hardbound copy of the Constitution

It appears they are protecting Americans from the devious Antifa film majors at Columbia College Chicago.

lmaoooooo

i love when you're looking at a product ranking thing and they get to the 'best budget pick' and it costs like 500 dollars

Neighbors gave us a bag of birds-eye chilis so guess who's making hot sauce?

Trying to clear out some space on my phone and discovering that for some reason I have the entire Morbius movie saved to my files

Is this anything?

I rarely defend Americans, but we shouldn't forget that American GenZ started the student protests in 2023, were beaten to a pulp by police, got thrown out of school, lost scholarships, had their degrees revoked, etc. An Egyptian friend of mine joked "those kids were Arab Springed" Funny but true.

i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you

KASH PATEL: you falsify that evidence with messages that are anti-ICE in nature yet? LOW LEVEL FBI AGENT: sure did, boss. wrote the words "ANTI-ICE" on them nice and big, just like you asked KASH PATEL: what

Really hoping for a restock on that superman steelbook. Been kicking myself for missing the preorder for months

This is it. We can all stop making Youtube videos now because there is not beating this. "Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film" www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...

I used to love this show for all the wrong reasons. It's basically what happens when someone tries to capitalize on a trending celebrity with a cartoon, but the cartoon needs to be out in about a week to properly do that, so you end up with a choppy framerate and lines spoken into tin cans. 🤣

Went for a walk down Early Avenue and everyone there said you hadn't arrived yet

Man… if they take me apart at the neck one day, y’all gotta make sure my memorial video gets more that 26,000 views. Idc how, like, even if you just put some greatest hits in there, like when we won PUBG the first time or that time I stunted on Jaden Smith without realizing it.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

I don't know what's worse: you dipshits who think the billionaires behind South Park are your allies, or you dipshits who think the billionaires behind South Park are useful means to an end. Just because a broken pipe is spewing raw sewage on someone you hate doesn't mean the pipe loves you.

Switched from Spotify to Tidal recently and the audio quality is so much better, even on my Bluetooth earbuds. Now I'm wondering how much better it would sound through some decent headphones

Trick question: that's the Bluetooth cassette in my car and I'm about to start blasting Gorillaz

Kamala Harris is a cop, she was always a cop, she pretended to be progressive for as long as it took the DNC to fuck over Bernie Sanders in the 2020 election and no longer, and to anyone with any sense it was as convincing as a guy with a cop mustache you don't know asking where he could score meth.

it was so cool watching some trans creatives i otherwise enjoyed the works of being like "noooo, all those other trannies are lying to you about Copmala's record on trans people, she's actually the most progressive politician ever on trans issues!" during the election

Broke this tab immediately when I tried putting this thing in box mode. Don't want to reorder, so I have some model cement on the way to try fixing it

I used licensed clipart in my thumbnails. I've stated before and I'll state again: if any "AI" horseshit slips though the cracks and I miss it, let me know and I'll yank it down immediately.

I have *never* used ChatGPT. Not once. I’m not saying I’m better than you… oh fuck it, I’m better than you.

congrats to joe brandon and all the purported defenders of democracy who normalized cracking heads on student protestors in order to cover for israeli genocide. you really greased the skids for ol donnie trump to formally submarine the first amendment

@alinaisyou.bsky.social you've won

Damon Albarn continuing to be based

My guilty pleasures are ice cream and money laundering

Honestly shocked Bluesky isn't on this list, but neither is Twitter (which is to be expected) but lmao do they really want chatlogs of Twitch and Discord because I don't think they want those on the record Steam on here is funny.

Have they announced Shockwave's alt mode yet?

My best friend's mother's name was Norma Lee and her best friend was called Jo King.

You're telling me they made a guy named Lee Ving?

World's Finest

Made this. Utilize as you please.

Penguin lost best limited series

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Not gonna watch Adolescence out of spite now instead of not watching it out of disinterest

They put Morena Baccarin in one of the million generic cop shows