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Amateur cartoonist, robotswithcoffee.com Sorry for the political & baseball posts
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Chantal James
about 10 hours ago
And his warring in Latin America is not even in headlines & getting attention like with Iran. Costing billions. It's how the US always does Latin America. It's their laboratory for constantly meddling in with violence & getting away with it with no attention put on it.
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Last night's dream plots involved being flown to NY or SF for work. We were staying somewhere where someone artsy was filming a sequel to The Big Lebowski, with a dramatic plot on gaudy painted sets that was somehow getting bad reviews despite being filmed ...
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Checked the weather today, it'll be in the 1990s.
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This week's Mal & Dee comic strips, starting a new adventure: the ghost train!
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This was a good one. No clip of the hit that bounced off one guy into the 2nd baseman who threw it to the pitcher getting to cover 1st just in time. What a game!
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Evan Dorkin
about 14 hours ago
This one is old but not old enough to be included in the Nerd Inferno omnibus. The saddest thing about it is that it isn't just for freelancers anymore. Good luck to us all.
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Bree Lundberg
1 day ago
This right here. Please. Itās one thing to get fooled by fake images (it happens to all of us!) but itās another thing to make the choice to leave it up and continue to spread after you know itās fake.
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Friday's comic, Mal & Dee.
robotswithcoffee.com/2026/04/24/m...
all 3 strips from this week are in the link, whee
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mtsw
1 day ago
i didn't realize how literally she was pulling wires without understanding them. manually typing shit into the prompter lmao
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Andy Merrill āBrakā šø āš
1 day ago
Yes, thatās Bjƶrk.
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Yo, friday.
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Greg Sargent
2 days ago
A good overview of what Dems were able to accomplish w/r/t forcing Kilmar Abrego Garcia's abduction onto the national agenda, beating back ICE in places like Minneapolis, and driving Trump's approval on his "best" issue into the toilet. Recall that some pundits advised Dems *not* to do any of this.
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A man who steps out of an SUV onto a quiet residential street and just starts throwing cans of tear gas, lecturing us on common sense
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Etherington Brothers
1 day ago
Here's today's vintage tutorial by the talented Preston Blair - shows us how the LINE OF ACTION in a figure TRANSFORMS the pose and its impact. The wrong/right examples here illustrate the idea so well - READ IT ONCE AND KNOW IT FOREVER!
#animation
#animationdev
#howtodraw
#draw
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Starfireās Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
2 days ago
I donāt think we can rule out the possibility he just keels over and dies on camera during one of these things.
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Friday's comic, Mal & Dee.
robotswithcoffee.com/2026/04/24/m...
all 3 strips from this week are in the link, whee
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This is the most callous if not chilling way to talk about the state of the world and the people that he took an oath to defend but whatever.
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The world is a casino.
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Pablo Hidalgo
2 days ago
Itās a genuine question because he doesnāt know.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist
2 days ago
it's incredible how he thinks saying that they offered to end the war and everyone agreed but he refused out of a grudge is supposed to look good for him, insightful as to the kind of information he's being fed by the coterie
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Derf Backderf
2 days ago
On this day 50 years ago, the Ramones released their first album. Hereās my 1st pressing copy.
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Today's comic strip, Mal & Dee!
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I surprised this spider in my bathroom. He wasn't expecting to meet the author of SPIDERS ARE HELPFUL!
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TKarney
3 days ago
This is not wrong.
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Harebrained
3 days ago
Dear Cubs, Please rebrand for one game.
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Also since it's been a few weeks and it's a new story and no one likes clicking links, here's today's strip.
robotswithcoffee.com/2026/04/22/m...
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Helen Kennedy
3 days ago
Priceless post from the official White House social media
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regular meghan ėģģ§ šµšø
4 days ago
just saw someone call Kash Patel āJ Edgar Boozerā and need to lie down
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Michael Ruocco
3 days ago
Looking forward to August!
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Also since it's been a few weeks and it's a new story and no one likes clicking links, here's today's strip.
robotswithcoffee.com/2026/04/22/m...
3 days ago
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Max Kennerly
3 days ago
It's impolite to call these people "Nazis" but that is Nazi talk and the President and his party stand behind this guy, they love him, they agree.
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Today's comic strip!
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Mal & Dee 34-1: cominā through!
HEY! Where have I been? Uh, itās been a rough month. Iām not in bad shape or anything. I just couldnāt get it together to get this weekās strips finished. But, now you get sā¦
https://robotswithcoffee.com/2026/04/22/mal-dee-34-1-comin-through/
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Jason Mendoza: Florida Man - The Good Place
YouTube video by The Good Place
https://youtu.be/tFkEsJ_S_uA?si=EbHxreCUcdk2MJpL
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Tom Parker
4 days ago
Hairy Caray checking on the Philliesā bullpen.
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Nathan Goldwag
4 days ago
The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.
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Evan Dorkin
4 days ago
ONE WEEK! THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB is back in print! MILK & CHEESE is back in print! DORK is back in print! In one big, bad clusterfuckathon 648-page omnibus of comics that have won 5 Eisner Awards, Two Harveys and an Ignatz. NERD INFERNO! pub
@darkhorse.com
It's real! It's $35! Beware! Prepare!
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Evan Dorkin
4 days ago
NERD INFERNO is out on April 28th from
@darkhorse.com
. Every day until then I'm posting something from the 648-pg Mecha Kong. Today: Another one-joke wonder, Myron The Living Voodoo Doll. Killer filler.
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DJ McCann
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Sage Deviant š³ļøāā§ļø
4 days ago
Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting. āI'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.ā
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Haley's Head Mechanic š³ļøāā§ļø
4 days ago
Quick sketch of Scour.
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Dethklaw Miniatures
4 days ago
"I'll just spend a few minutes tweaking the shaders"
#mech
#miniature
#plasticity
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Gene Ha creator of 2026 IL Reads pick MAE The Definitive Edition
4 days ago
Great thread by Canadian comics writing great Jim Zub! Writer of Conan, Batman, DnD rulebooks + D&D & Rick & Morty comics⦠He's an incredible comics educator, at college & on his website. Zub's
#ComicsSchool
Tutorials are must read for anyone breaking into comics:
www.jimzub.com/how-do-i-bre...
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Annie Abrams
4 days ago
from the AP Lit FB group, this kind of thing happens across statesā
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I imagine the event will be an opportunity for Carr to issue a warning to the press about compliance, pointing out that media ownership is loyal to Trump. No one will speak up.
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Mastafran
about 1 year ago
I agree, but I don't use Patreon because I don't know what to make it for. I do have a Ko-Fi though.
ko-fi.com/mastafran
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Derf Backderf
4 days ago
One of the best Far Side cartoons.
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Nortuet
5 days ago
Just a reminder that if you want to support someone on Patreon, make sure to do it on desktop/browser and not the App Store if you have an iphone/ipad. Apple charges YOU extra, and holds your money for nearly 3 months before paying it out to the creator.
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Andy Richter
5 days ago
TVs in this airport bar are all sports talk, and even though Iām not really listening, the tone of the convo is so gross to me. Blowhard Know-It-All-ism on a loop. The type of talk that if overheard in real life, regardless of topic, would send me looking for alternate seating. So glad Iām a sissy.
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I encourage everyone to read Strunk & White's Elements of Style. Not to adhere to it with no exception. But just as a wakeup call about writing direct sentences and being clear in your prose. HOWEVER... 1/2
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Running late today
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