Doodlin'. I imagine this guy is a manager of a baseball robot team.

excellent work by @theonion.com this month

Tonight on CBS News: tear gas. It's not that bad, actually.

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

The consumers end up paying the tariffs but whatever, it's been a year of this nonsense.

I heard protestors in Minnesota were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Friday of a harsh week

Today's episode: a tornado is coming at your warehouse. Your supervisor has told you you can't leave or you'll lose your job. 6 coworkers end up killed, are you one of them? Oh wait that actually happened.

ICE already recklessly drives into other cars pushing them into oncoming traffic, risking injuring themselves in the process.

Minneapolis is headed towards something resembling a general strike, if you were wondering how the campaign to cow working people into quiescence is going

Hey lookie what i got in the mail: a bookmark! And a chonky Soundwave. Joy! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social

🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug - A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION with apologies to Richard Scarry - Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive ) - READ IT RIGHT HERE👇

ICE agents fled from the crowd and left behind their CONOPS battle plan for Minneapolis, including agent's names, hotel rooms, phone numbers, boxes of license plates, and tac radio frequencies.

They’re gassing the populace with toxins and apparently its spreading across the city, y’all. This is vile. Those who are there, please stay safe

A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape. Dropped his loaded clip.

Ok for serious, my dumb Spotify wrapped for 2025 said I listened to one album and i know it's not true but it's this one. Give me my million bucks please. pelican.bandcamp.com/album/flicke...

Members of Congress should be openly stating right now that military action against Greenland will result in impeachment and removal of the President and the Vice President.

The publisher for my 2024 middle grade graphic novel, THE EFFECTS OF PICKLED HERRING, has shuttered and in its wake I find myself with a surplus of books. It’s unclear as to whether this title will be in print again so act fast to secure your copy! $15 + shipping.

Probably touched some fentanyl somewhere

Zero percent chance this is true.

Hey, one of my fav bands Lost Goat is rereleasing their last album on vinyl. You can check it out here. lostgoat.bandcamp.com

Omg I practically do this anyway. With so many albums.

🔴 Brand new comic now up on @boingboing.net - 🐱🐻🐷 A Busy, Busy Immigration Enforcement Operation, with apologies to Richard Scarry - boingboing.net/2026/01/14/t...

The CBS rumor of Whiskey Fridays is a product of the bubble they live in. Elected officials job is to legislate, news is reported, then they attend the same parties or hangouts as if their work wasnt destroying lives.

Throwback Wednesday from 2021

@cnn.com that ICE is KILLING ITS CRITICS is the news, not that ICE has critics.

@cnn.com you were shown video of her murder and they lied about it Then they released a video filmed by the murderer which shows they lied about it She is not to blame for the murder. Your headline implies she had sinister plans against ICE. We're past the point of neutrality on this.

@cnn.com that lady was murdered by ICE ICE needs to be monitored That's YOUR job She did more than you

This guy writes better than Bari Weiss lmao

Career prosecutors quit the justice department because they refused to smear this woman. @cnn.com does it for free.

I suspect that a lot of the wealthy owners and operators of national media outlets with kids in private schools fundamentally don't grasp that regular US citizens with kids in the public schools are FURIOUS because ICE is terrorizing THEIR NEIGHBORS and THEIR KIDS' BEST FRIENDS.

When we put all these ICE guys on trial this better be the judge

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century

i had some doubts about bari weiss strategy, but dropping her lead anchor down an open sewer grate every night makes for good tv

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/

Trump didn't even know he was a cartoonist. What a legacy

Many news outlets, including 'reputable' kinds, report this with similar tones, skipping over international laws, treaties, alliances, as if trump is an embodiment of American Leverage and that we'll get some net positive from mobster bullying of our allies.

Throwback Tuesday. From a few years ago. I gotta update these as watercolors what do you think?

Eric Adams, former NYC mayor, launched a memecoin (cryptocurrency) today. He marketed it as an “NYC Token” and used media appearances and his social media to promote it. Within hours, Adams then drained its liquidity, apparently having scammed investors out of $3.4 million—a move called a rug pull.

Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:

they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it

With alt text. I hope to see more.

come on. that's too friendly a cartoon guy to be dissing a cop. that's just somebody on staff who likes to doodle. Could be a lot of different cartoon animals. Cops are such sensitive snowflakes, man.

the thing about “ICE needs training” is that Jonathan Ross was a ten year DHS vet and a firearms instructor he’s the kind of guy they get training from the whole institution is rotten, throw it out

I remember being a kid and thinking it was unrealistic that humans were so easily swayed. Being an adult is realizing that, no, people really are this gullible and all Megatron has to do is promise to lower the price of eggs or whatever and they'll follow him to the end of the universe.

ICE must be Destroyed.

AAAAAAA MONDAAAAAY

Sick all weekend. Unproductive. Goodnight.

"Show me a comic you loved when you were 13" i wasnt allowed to have comics. I was discouraged from drawing. I had a weird upbringing where we had some "no this/that" rules that had no religious reason. Does Mad count? My dad thought Mad was a gateway to drug usage.