Well, happy 10th birthday to one of the very finest of tweets. @fourfoot.bsky.social, we salute you!

🥕 This Groundhog has been stealing a Farmer's crops for years and eats them right in front of his camera @depressionlesss

defending the racial purity of the eastern mediterranean's ancient/mythical elite is one of the funniest possible ways to be racist

I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or any illusion of credibility.

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I might start blocking people who do this. What is the point of being on social media and making statements like this while blocking replies. This platform isnt just for pushing your opinions on people unchallenged.

Editor: you get those kit launch photos of Bryan Mbeumo? Photographer: Sure did, boss. Tapering to an abyssal void of infinite darkness just like you asked. Editor: what

🌹 Labour Leadership Voting Intentions: Starmer Vs Zardoz: Zardoz: 61% Starmer: 28% Starmer Vs Hantavirus: Hantavirus: 46% Starmer: 39% Starmer Vs Mrs Brown's Boys: Mrs Brown's Boys: 45% Starmer: 41% Starmer Vs Streeting: Starmer: 87% Streeting: 0.2% (Source: Politics Boffins®)

"And he has Wesigned you say?"

That's an awful lot of self-congratulation for a fall in waiting lists from 7.6m to 7.1m in two years.

"Attention, everyone. we have completed our evaluation of the country. We are delighted to announce who is excited about Wes Streetling running for PM, which I will read in alphabetical order: Streetling, Wes. That is all."

As Health Secretary, Wes Streeting deepened the privatisation of our NHS and handed over our data to Palantir, a company involved in genocide. I am sure his friend Peter Mandelson is very proud. Time to reinstate our NHS as a fully public service — and kick Palantir out!

I think Wes Streeting could genuinely be the person who unites a fractured Britain and helps us heal the country's wounds. Because whether Brexiter or decent human being, Tory, Labour, Green, Lib Dem, or Reform, left, right, or centre, we can *all* agree that Wes Streeting is an odious, toxic, shit.

Anyone not calling it a wesignation is a coward

Labour Leadership Voting Intentions: Starmer Vs Burnham: Burnham: 61% Starmer: 28% Starmer Vs Miliband: Miliband: 46% Starmer: 39% Starmer Vs Rayner: Rayner: 45% Starmer: 41% Starmer Vs Streeting: Starmer: 53% Streeting: 23% Via @labourlist.bsky.social - 1,124 Members, 13-14 May.

New research shows that more people abandoned Labour because they were too tough on immigration - and because of their support for Israel - than because they were too soft on immigration.

Objectively hilarious

A friend just sent me this perfect piece by Karel Čapek, trans. Dora Round, ‘From the Point of View of a Cat’.

Wes' theory seems to be that if you wield the knife then you get seen as a traitor and can't win, but walk around waving a big knife with 'backstabbing knife' written all over it going "hey, I'm not using it YET" you'll be a contender. What??

“Big” Barry Gardiner is sat behind Starmer in the commons holding a copy of The Fraud lol

Zohran Mamdani has fully balanced New York City’s $12 billion deficit — an uncomfortable reminder to the political establishment that governments can, in fact, function when taxpayer money isn’t funneled toward lobbyists wealthy benefactors

The Wes Streeting Fan Club meet to discuss exciting developments.

Oh my god the photo of Southampton's intern spying on Boro is incredible

It’s marvellous that the man who wrote the music used for The Can-Can looks precisely like the kind of fellow you’d catch in the front row at The Moulin Rouge.

Wes Streeting and his Fleeting Meeting has such a Viz vibe to it as a phrase I feel compelled to put it here as it popped into my head

god I'd love to have been a fly on the wall of that meeting between Starmer and Streeting! (because as a fly my life expectancy would be less than a month and the sweet release of death would save me from hearing more about this tedious fucking Labour political drama)

"Tell Labour. I want them to know it was me."

THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...

This is completely fucked. It must be opposed. Rotten legislation introduced by Priti Patel & kept on the statute by shitbag Starmer.

Craven Wes’s New Nightmare. Is this anything?

CAIRO!

Oooooh flimsy Chuka, where have you been? What have you seen?

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

Starmer's resignation is not enough. What needs booting out is the politics he represents: corporate greed, anti-migrant rhetoric and endless war. My piece for Tribune. tribunemag.co.uk/2026/05/star...

This is great news. Guilt Free Father Ted Repeats!

CEEFAUX WINS!

We should deffo be after spurs left back if they go down. 1 July: How much is Udogie in the window? NO YOU FUCK OFF!

this looks like an extra tough captcha test

Hilarious that this is STILL the URL preview card for resigning from The Labour Party btw. labour.org.uk/resources/re...

Okay nobody seems to see this on my backup account but one person.. seriously if you don't think this isn't Too adorable I don't want to follow you 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Somebody’s description of this as the night of the short sporks is my favourite way of putting it.

Slightly increase a band The Herd Immunity > The Cure

"It" is close.

Slightly increase a band The Perversions > The Kinks

1. GBH 2. Catapult 3. Online trolling until KYS 4. Cabinet demand he commit sepukku before sunrise.

A museum dedicated to all the Watford games I watched this season.