Many thanks for the discount code for membership renewals Utd, texted out after thousands have already renewed, halfway through today's match. So thoughtful 🫶

Really can’t be overstated that Bruno has achieved this record with a supporting cast nowhere near that of those he now shares the record with

Lol @ Sky slagging Bryan's dodgy shooting off with stats on screen seconds before he scored

Yet again we're forced to say get fucked Gary Neville

Bryan needs a nice rest and a word in his shell like. Get his confidence up & come back flying in pre season. Imagine the menace of this side when him & Amad actually find their form again.

Oh have a look 👀 Shocked I am. Shocked to the core.

"I won't use a straw because it's too much like a penis. A steaming, gnarled penis. Heavy and veined, gripped around the base by a longshoreman named Ivan with forearms like hams, crisscrossed with crude homemade tattoos, he doesn't break eye contact as he...sorry, what were we talking about?

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

Don't want to hear any complaints from Hearts. That was comfortably the worst delivery of a free kick with the keeper up I've ever seen.

"wHy yOu nIcKINg hiM ?!😭😱wHaT haS hE doNe?!"🤬🤬 Pipe down, you'll have a heart attack. It's about that grey top knot. Guilty. Send him down.

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Pleased with this, it's a sensible length. Allows for some stability and some planning. Keep getting the recruitment (and exits) right, build the squad & have everything in place before attempting to appoint the next guy who you hope is THE guy.

This is brilliant...... “Tommy Robinson’s far right march has unwittingly raised over £100k for refugees. “Over 2,000 of you have chipped in to make tomorrow’s far right march the biggest sponsored walk for refugees EVER.”

Green Party source responds: "The problem is we just don't know which Andy Burnham is going to turn up? The Blairite politician who went along with years of privatisation and welfare cuts, or the one who publicly supported PR and changes to the failed economic model? We just don't know."

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I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Bit of a long shot but 2 tickets to The Unthanks in Nantwich tonight free if you can make it, doors 7.30pm DM me www.nantwichtowncouncil.gov.uk/council_even...

Bit of a long shot but 2 tickets to The Unthanks in Nantwich tonight free if you can make it, doors 7.30pm DM me www.nantwichtowncouncil.gov.uk/council_even...

65 and loves a tipple. With any luck, not long until he face plants into an Eaton Mess

It's time to up Simon Heffer's meds more like, the rampant cunt.

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I was on the M56 just then when the skies decided to start shitting a November's worth of ice in the space of 10 mins. Took me a min to realise I still had my shades on my head from earlier. Stupid bloody island.

POV Morgan McSweeney, as the kids would say if they were this tragically aware of politics

See also turning up old unacceptable posts by newly elected councillors 🤔

I see the 4th estate has clanked into gear over Farage's dodgy £5 million donation, a week after the damaging election results it enabled are already in 🙄

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In fairness Tom might be judging by his own standards in those circumstances, where not soiling yourself would be considered an achievement.

Waiting for @danneidle.bsky.social to be a man and apologise for his smear

Oh fancy that, it appears to be an honest mistake blown out of all proportion by people with an agenda.

No, imagine my shock

I met Wes Streeting when we were both at university. It was apparent then that he had the mad-eyed desire to be Prime Minister. That is precisely why he absolutely should not be.

There's a reason the media is universally portraying Andy Burnham as a competent, safe pair of hands to take over Labour. It's because he is no threat to Establishment interests. He constitutes the status quo. #DitchLabour

DAN NEEDLE DO KING CHARLES TAX CHALLENGE I dare you.

This is completely fucked. It must be opposed. Rotten legislation introduced by Priti Patel & kept on the statute by shitbag Starmer.

A fellow Labour Party member once described Wes Streeting to me as Zippy from Rainbow if he'd been radicalized by Mumsnet. which is a very specific set of references but also disturbingly accurate.

Oh Keir...⏰️

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This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

Also, why does he always come across like he has no agency - you're (apparently) the PM, you waste of skin. Make better choices and the change will happen. Twat.

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Pride comes before the fall.

Post the best representative example of your timeline:

Sonny was left behind by his old family. He waited but they never came back. He got sick but he never stopped waiting. After saving him and building him back up we found Sonny a new family. Look at what it means to him now to belong somewhere again!

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