The Mrs has been crocheting an Ewok & a Yoda. My kids, who are star wars daft, are going to lose their minds 😁

Half a billion in 12 months. Lad's got injuries.

3-0 Bodo/Glimt

Just found out the State of the Union address is very close to my birthday. If there is *any* kind of higher power out there, I have only one birthday wish: Make him have a mega-stroke live on telly & shit himself hollow 🙏🙏🙏

What's all this? Have we broken City? Lovely stuff.

No one wants a digital doctor, teacher, nurse, fireman or police officer. Stop making everything into garbage. Tax the rich.

Strands #688 “Sneak-ing around” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🥳

People who argue against the wisdom of Wizard wanting it to be Christmas every day - bet you've changed your tune now eh?

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Oh look, professional woman defender Julie Burchill's mask has slipped. One of the worst alive that one. An amoral transphobe who couldn't give a shit about the safety of women & girls so long as her next payment clears. Despicable.

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Update: One guess left, can't even make a word that exists. Sick of it.

Your Wordles have got me worried today. I hate it when it's a word you've never heard of.

The absolute accuracy of this.

What a strike that is (Scargill, 1984) for Senegal. Fit to win any game.

Justice.

This is a proper fit up this. Legit goal ruled out for Senegal. Morocco go up other end, caught *miles* off side but still awarded corner when Senegal should've had a free kick restart. From that corner a ludicrous VAR pen given to Morocco. Senegal coach now taking his players off the pitch!

Senegal have been robbed blind here. Disgraceful scenes.

Just take this Moroccan lad off ffs. He probably doesn't know what year it is anymore.

Just left the oven on for another 45 mins after cooking cos apparently I'm Richard Branson now.

Can we stop pretending Villa are in this title race anymore than Norwich City were in 1992/93 yet?

Stunning hypocrisy. Voted for a government on the basis of a one word slogan (which they're singularly failing to deliver btw) Yet criticising other parties for perceived lack of specifics. Absurd, blinkered nonsense.

They made a sensible decision not to ruin the game with an early red that was really an 'orange' Far too much being made of it, as usual in the world of MUFC.

Met a blue at the kid's football training Friday. Nice fella, his lad had just joined the team. No sign this morning at the match. Shame.

Good morning everyone. It could & perhaps should have been 7.

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Sky completely ignoring the first 2 disallowed goals on their highlights on YouTube is it? I see. It should've been 7 you lucky bastards.

My 6 year old still trying to sing "...Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too..." while brushing his teeth. My work here is done 🤣

Might as well provide live updates from a sewage pipe.

No 5 games in the last 6 the Butcher has kept Haaland from scoring btw, but you crack on Nicky.

That was ace I'm off for a Guinness or 7 #UTFR

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Right. We must and shall win. A draw must not be settled on. Into these cheating, coniving, petrochemical (ahem), lawyered-up blue bastards. #UTFR

This is the greatest post on this platform to date.

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Strands #683 “The ears have it!” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵

Someone called me 'Alex' on a Teams chat earlier with my name right in front of them. Their name? Also Adam 🤣

No, YOU almost put cheerios in your wife's coffee

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Blue Jam (2000) - Chris Morris (Released on Warp Records)

Bang up job from Hoyle there yet again 🙄 It's only a prescient & timely question on the most pressing issue of our age Lindsay, no worries.

Quite. And the feeling is mutual.

Alternate take: Starmer refuses to use Twitter because of his principles / the optics, but is also too weak to take this stand publicly in case public opinion changes direction.

I knew there was a deeper reason I can't stand this twat. How could I forget this: premierleaguenow.co.uk/2025/10/27/t...

Woodgate?! Are you kidding me now?