witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

for BlueFoofy on twt

This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.

Some Art Fight attacks I've worked on over the past week! Characters belong to @keepay.bsky.social, @shagapult.bsky.social, and @xaxallith.bsky.social!

My review of onigiri:

Joining Team Mystery for Art Fight this year! artfight.net/~keepay

the children YEARN for the Atlaspheres

Like 8 people asked for the Raúl windmill

feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet

good for her, blaze it queen

big boy for pride.

I think microwaves should have an "I'm feeling lucky" button that picks a random time and locks the door

When you wipe your glasses, do you find that you wipe them in a circular motion? This is because somewhere in your past lives is a swirly glasses pervert, and her muscle memory takes over for a brief moment. This is true

if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team

Commercials advertising anime in the 1990s:

Psychic mischief #art #fanart #pokemon #eeveelutions #espeon #sylveon #umbreon

Art commission for @leafyeverafter.bsky.social This commission was challenging but fun! Thanks for letting me draw this character and go off with the art, truly a delight to hone my skills into cool stuff again! ^^ #art #commission #pokemonanthro #cinderace #gmaxpokemon #ThePrismOwlArt

Sad to think that, if not for the ironclad commitment of most white people to white supremacy, we might have a country whose 250th birthday is worth celebrating, and we might have celebrated it in a way that doesn't give the vibe of a chinz-ass failed casino run by Nazi cosplayers.

every one of these dipshits who isn’t a child spent a significant portion of their youth complaining about uwe boll ruining all their favorite video games with terrible adaptations I know they’re pathetic but stanning UWE BOLL of all people is a new low

One of my favorite Chef John YouTube videos is for homemade ketchup because at the end he’s like was it worth it? No. Does it taste better? No. But was it fun to make? No. Should you do this? I’m not the boss of you but no.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

A Rainbow of YOSHI! 🌈🦖

WARNING: Do Not Hike Without the Following Critical Supplies! - Bluetooth Speaker - Yeti Cup filled with hard kombucha - Rattlesnake Pheromones - Peanut Butter Crackers (for bears) - Backup charger for BT speaker - Crystals (for blisters and sprains)

easily funniest goal of the tournament 1. corner flag saves ball from going out of bounds 2. surprised austrian defender full on leg tackles algerian guy 3. other algerian guy boots it into a defender’s nuts 4. algerian guy dekes out two other defenders, spectacular finish

Who up disgracing their Gijón?

electric moon

I can no longer be spoiled for Chapter 5

The America 250 stuff is sad to me because the idea of throwing a fun party to celebrate the country should be a slam dunk and we’re not going to get to enjoy it because the government is filled with incompetent boobs.

survival never goes out of style

How to contain your hyperactive yet tiny hummingbird boyfriend #art

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

time to post my absolutely favorite meme

(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend

Kids have less spaces to do physical activity & use their knowledge to solve problems which is why I wanna bring back the power hour of Global Guts & Legends of the Hidden Temple but open one up in every city. I want kids all over battling for the Aggro Crag & answering history & geography for Olmec

How to contain your hyperactive yet tiny hummingbird boyfriend #art

I'm still not over this

“my passion is graphic design”

its crazy how one of the only jobs where you can openly espouse the most disgusting gutter racism on-the-clock is “person who makes laws and is in charge of everything”

OH NO

bluesky the balls app

What's currently being posted on waspsky

Fox McCloud! 🦊✈️ [ #furryart ]

you: damn this xbox is so expensive now and all this tech is so expensive me meanwhile:

Culturally, Bluesky is a 38 year old Brazilian furry living in Philadelphia that loves Star Trek and the New York Knicks

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