Not now, haunted Victorian shoes

and to Tiny Tim, who EXPLODED into viscera,

pangolini proto #protogen #furry

in light of recent events

Do you guys remember when Mike Johnson tried to make the argument that Trump was actually an FBI informant to get info on Epstein

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Unimpressed lion

spiritually this exists in the big bill hell's cinematic universe

‘Soup’ was a slang term for drugs that were injected into a horse to make it run faster. A racehorse that was on PEDs was said to be ‘souped up.’ We now use the term to refer to anything that is enhanced.

Bowser in the Bisexual Lighting

Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.

Huhhh 💭

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

this story has been designed in a lab to confuse foreigners

Whenever something like this happens I am 1000% reflexively blaming the fan the same way I will always reflexively take the side of the McDonald’s drive thru employee

the economy is fucked

yoshi's just too fun to draw tbh

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Posing for the fans

Indiana Jones and the Beach That Makes You Twerk

Made some simplified drawings of my current main 4 birds and some very basic info on them

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured

In a shocking twist, my hamfisted attempt at a coverup has only drawn attention to my crimes

You’re the everything bagel to my nothing burger

This is the shit that'll get them. We already have footage that all the public has seen (even the dopes) & photos of them together. A smart crook would leave a few photos/emails/notes in the files to show that what contact he did have with Epstein wasn't as bad as others, but instead they do this

Eagle-eyed (but still occasionally needs glasses) #art

"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you

Self Portrait #h3xapod

From this point on, I'm forced to assume that every elected politician who does not immediately call for Trump's impeachment is in the Epstein files. Sorry. Just cutting the Gordian knot here, as one does during societal collapse.

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

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I just clicked on one of the pdfs in the epstein files library at random and lol, lmao

Eagle-eyed (but still occasionally needs glasses) #art

oh my god

i just got the ultimate scrandle pull

Greatest 2 point conversion in NFL history, the old backwards pass fumble recovered in the end zone

I yearn for coarse language and brief nudity

They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.

Blue looks so good on this Flygon 💙

Pokemon is full of little fellas whose pokedex entries are indistinguishable from Dracula Flow quotes

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

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Bitch, AI isn't conscious you're just lonely

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Listen the King Gizzard WOO activates goblin mode each and every time (featuring the ever-patient sufferer of my nonsense @augustkepler.bsky.social ) #beedart

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