Looking very loudly at some of you

How would dogs act when hungover? Head under pillow? Flopping over dramatically? Laying near the water bowl?

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide! It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers. It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

Someone play with my teeth and gums until I get annoyed pls

Point Bonita Lighthouse - AF600 - Gold 200

*taps sign*

It’s very late 🥱 or early depending where you are. I think it’s both personally

Which way is the snack table?

Mr. Wolf can't believe you woke him up from his nap for this

found a healing fountain

Partake in the joy of creation

It’s really important to have a dog in the house to talk nonsense to. Otherwise you’re just a crazy person speaking gibberish in a box.

First time making pomme de terre fondant! So tasty and definitely worth burning my paw for.

dog doing dog things #furryart

Cheers 🍻

the dog is now showing hole! #furryart

Made a preserved lemon cream sauce pasta tonight which was so damned tasty! 🤌 note to self: order the fancy plating tongs so I can swirl noodle real good

Been very tapped out at work lately as we try to hit our fast approaching Prod target date. My only escapes are taking care of pixelated fish in my tiny digital aquarium and cooking tasty food.

Fucking dog literally wakes up, pees and poops, gets breakfast made for him, then goes back to bed. Really should be emulating him! Higher order thinking is overrated.

Revisited recipe I last made like 6 years ago and remembered liking. Little individual meatloaf’s with a homemade ketchup glaze (much more umami and vinegary). Blanched and roasted some broccoli rabe and served atop brown butter smashed honey gold potatoes. Perf for fall weather spell we’re having!

The only thing anyone under 30 talks about at a baseball game is parlays (sports betting). So insufferable…

In my house as a kid bad language was OK so long as you were just quoting along with a movie. And I was allowed to see rated R movies 😈

Me and @spottyskunk.bsky.social at Bier Garten

Organized the garage today! Was nice to finally do. Just ran out of steam after the move and got it 90% of the way there and stopped XD

Leeeeeeeewis

Man two relatable RTs in one morning

Every. Fucking. Morning.

What it’s like to be over 30.

Romulus and Remus

Yotes 2.

The make me feel better dinner tonight is chipotle braised short ribs over grits with some Mexican chili crisp on top. Using this recipe but added some chocolate stout and subbed pancetta for bacon. 3 hours and counting 🕰️ grandbaby-cakes.com/wprm_print/c...

Work has sucked the life right out of me today

Also super excited! Finally ordered a Wok! Expect lots of Chinese and Asian cooking inbound this Fall/Winter 😍

Ah biscuits I forgot to come up with a recipe for the beef short ribs tomorrow. Want to serve with some salsa macha and maybe grits??

God I just remembered that Irish potato candies were a thing growing up. They’d hurt your teeth they were so sweet. Basically sugar rolled in cinnamon.

Guess who got to the catnip

I’ve also had consecutive nights with dreams of being really small. Like…mouse small. Very Rats of Nimh or Adventurers Down Under themed. o.O

Had a dream with Lorna in it <3 Kids were petting her and I was like she’s more chill now that she is older but she will bite you. Even in dreams she never changes.

After some disappointing papas con chorizo tacos out locally I decided to take matters into my own two paws… sooo good 🤤

I kind of want to make one of those dance masks… polygonal wolf of the night.. Wonder if there’s any 3D printed bases out there or files? 🤔

Sometimes after itching my ears with my foot paw I end up chewing on my beans. I always stop and look sheepish when people stare at me but honestly they just need a good biting? I don’t know how else to explain it.

An attempt was made: bsky.app/profile/joab...

yo this guy is cooking

Been unable to find time to make a 3+ hour bolognese so we made a quick one last night which was really delicious. Aided by good wine, good parm, and nice pasta. 1.5hrs from start to table not bad!

If not for dogs, why dog shaped?

Wake me up when September ends.

It’s weird to me how many still are over on X but then if they want to be there maybe it’s better they aren’t here?

*gets out pencil and paper* Adding a new item to the list of reasons I wish I had a muzzle ✏️ ✅ 💦

HELP there was a series of really great gifs made where a set of foot paws was teasing a big heavy sheath and then in the next set it jerked that knot to completion I NEED THEM for reasons … does anyone remember the artist or post? (Bluesky era)