Do a Mac n Cheese dance.

The people in this meeting are just spouting "level set" like it's some kind of incantation.

It’s really fuckin dumb that the switch pro controller doesn’t have a hard shutoff option and drains itself down after a couple weeks. It’s annoying as hell to get the fun idea to fire up the switch after a little break and find the controller dead for no reason. Never had this on other consoles.

It’s so pretty here when it rains.

central market street! 🥢✨

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

I will NOT slow down

The guys designing those doors where they pivot like a third of the way down the door instead of on the edge. “What if we made doors, but worse?”

Had I the home offices embroidered plushies Enwrought with tan and silver dog hair The leap chair and the slippers and the PJ pants Of daylight and natural light and the ring-light,

This concludes my breakfastposting (probably)

Desperately posting to scrap up any dopamine I can get before I go into day two of this hell-training.

Strange Affect Breakfast Team ASSEMBLE Court Holder ✅ Fidget ✅ The Judge ✅ Radical Larry ✅ Stinkeye ✅ Tex ✅

The music in this breakfast place has certainly been…. eclectic. Also I don’t think I’ve ever been forced to hear “We Are the World” in its entirety and I’m definitely worse off than I was like 8 minutes ago.

That one hashbrown string that just WONT let go of the mothership.

Nobody told me the sugar in California would be different.

Ah yes, just enough creamer.

Despite its name, Pleasanton Calif. is not a nice place.

This all day in person training is legitimately the most bored I’ve ever been in my entire fucking life. Like it’s genuinely physically uncomfortable to be this bored and unstimulated. I doodled a single square on a piece of scrap paper and it felt orgasmic just to have *something* to do.

Getting into necromancy to fix @acekitsunami.bsky.social car so we don't have to.

Farmers markets are funny. This stand *only* sells bread. A product that’s already finished, it just has to be handed over. Why does it take two minutes per transaction???

Message reactions were such a mistake. I'll hear my phone blowing up for like 2 minutes with 15 notifications in a neighborhood group chat. "Wow must be a big conversation happening." Go check the phone. One message and 14 reactions.

Work made me spend a miserable day in-person in a meeting room yesterday in an uncomfortable chair listening to people drone on with no point or direction. So today I'm taking revenge by doing less-than-nothing from my comfortable home office chair.

Please. My wets.

am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing

He luv his tunes

We've hit the point where a lot of our dystopian sci fi now feels hopelessly optimistic

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I think it's amazing that you can buy ground beef in a format that's just called CHUB.

👁👄👁

Me: Rushing to order $100 worth of special invincible canned college cheese while @muttlymusings.bsky.social is in the shower.

Mannnn I miss Labatt Blue

Yellow eyes are such an underrated feature for canines.

In my corner of the universe

The pretty rock show provided. That blue bastard is a foot long!

Hey Siri how to have a bunch of cool crystals because they’re pretty without being perceived as weird crystal people.

California is determined to fuck my soft New England mouth up with this crusty ass bread. Me looking at sandwich guy suspiciously: So this doesn’t come on crunch bread right? Him: No a really nice white roll. Me: Will it ruin my mouth? Him: Yes it will completely obliterate your mouth. Great…

〰️ @redmidibazaar.bsky.social

youtu.be/m6M8TdX2Zr4?... New Temper Trap song and video????? And it’s so good!

I’ve said it before but I would pay an *irresponsible* amount of money to see Bo Burnham do a live stage show of “Inside”.

Aww man I wish we had a hockey team here.

Beef sleeps peacefully, storing up energy for barking at all our guests at the dinner party tonight.

Its amazing how a car software update will come out and there's just zero documentation available on how to use or troubleshoot the new features and nobody seems to see that it's a problem.

Howwwww has nobody adopted this cutie yet?

Helping Mr Beef smell biscuits in his dreams

Having to ship a 2.5 gpm showerhead to my parents house out of state to smuggle into California.

Working remotely means missing out on Inscrutable Work Halloween™ where nobody is ever on the same page and you risk looking like a lunatic if you go super hard or a killjoy if you don't dress up at all, and if you get it wrong you'll never hear the end of it

I had a dream last night that I had an electric jetpack. And let me tell you being able to fly was pretty cool.

Heat pump water heaters are pretty damn cool. Like it's bonkers how little energy that thing uses.

Seems like the webbertubes are still very much broken. Can't access reddit or my bank. If I can't doomscroll and I can't spend, WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO???

i think the coolest feat of engineering of the 21st century is that every food product now comes in a bag with a tear-off top, and when you throw away the top part it somehow always flutters away from the trash can and lands on the floor