I love gay culture. A guy asked if I wanted to pet his great dane and then gifted me a six pack because the dog responded positively to me.

It's pretty here goddamn.

I'm always genuinely floored when I go to professional conferences/meetings at how mid-career adults are so incapable of shutting up when the presenter starts talking. Like it will be their bosses boss looking straight at them speaking and they just carry on like it's nothing.

Gotta say, ios26 has pretty much fixed all the touchscreen issues I was having on my 16pro. At least so far.

I’m not here to make friends with nazis and they don’t get to control my thoughts and feelings.

First time making pomme de terre fondant! So tasty and definitely worth burning my paw for.

When u wake up and yr hubsund is become dog.

Okay okay Sausalito/Marin is really pretty jeez.

The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social "There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”

The V8 Audi is finally CA legal. No more worries about it getting towed for registration. He still has to live in the road though because he's a leaky grandpa.

Do a big carrot chomp

Greetings from the summit of Mt. Monadnock! ⛰️🦙

This is the first day all summer (and probably late spring too) that it's been cool enough to turn the AC off and just have the windows open all day. It's glorious.

Arlie comes with detachable leaf accessories and perfectly flippable hair!

Aww man I wanted a billion dollars =/

Rest chinny reeeeeeal gentle.

More like this pls. The feds don't actually have the ability to enforce almost anything on a national scale. They rely on state and local mechanisms. Simply deny them this and most of their bullshit will wither on the vine.

This weather is fuckin perfect

Lotto tickets obtained. If we become billionaires overnight I will simply walk around all the pitfalls that lottery winners fall into because you see I am the main character.

Red eyed and unshaven Hegseth asking ChatGPT for “List of ebola airstrike targets, with GPS coordinates in official looking memo format”.

if the Biden Irrelevancy had one clear lesson it's that you can't retake democracy from those who would destroy it and then spend years slow-rolling the arrests of those responsible while failing to explicitly change the rules to keep them from power

Something I wonder about for real is what comes after this, whenever that is. Because it can't be this again, right? Like if this is what the presidency is now then we can't ever have another president

commission

It's amazing how even when your house is pretty well sorted there is always still an insanely expensive list of "probably need to do" followed by an even more eye watering "would be nice to do" stuff. The total cost combined being like the entire value of the house.

🍺🐺 #art

There's a gorgeous little kitten that hangs out in the chaotic shopping plaza near our house and it's really tough to decide whether it's a stray and if we should try to bring him in. Don't want to steal someone's pet but it's really hard to believe this could be an outdoor cat at its age.

Ahhhhhhhh finally a cool night. The Lady of the Delta returns 💨

Trying to decide if I should risk taking the screen protector off my phone to see if that's why the typing accuracy sucks so bad. The fit is so perfect and free of bubbles I'll never get another one on the same way again lol.

NEW BADGE NEW BADGE NEW BADGE Gimme them toasty marshmallows. 🎨 @smokeyaussie.bsky.social

I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable

It rained here this morning and I missed it 😭 Not saying I want rain all the time but I also didn't think I'd be *dreaming of rain* when I moved here XD.

standing on our balcony yelling down to each boy and asking him “what news”

Welcome TOAST the s’mores dalmation! 🐶🍫🪵🔥🐾 They’re 1 out or 3 premades I’ll have available for adoption at my megaplex table this weekend :D #fursuitforsale

It's funny I've never been happy with the touch performance of my iPhone 16 Pro and I wondered if I was just crazy. Then work gave me a regular iPhone 16 and the typing performance is SO MUCH BETTER WTF

Him love couch

Happy dog enjoys her spa day... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky

If not for dogs, why dog shaped?

The economics of our neighborhood are interesting. Its a mix of older folks in aging homes, folks who inherited their places barely hanging on, and higher earners moving in to renovated houses. But everyone, *EVERYONE* has gardeners or landscapers.

104 as a high today and there are guys working up in the attic that gets to like 150+ in the sun. I genuinely don't understand how they do it.

Piss on Dobson's grave until the corrosive power of urine and time wears away his name.

James Dobson dying is a staring into the middle distance type of event. You have likely directly suffered bc of him. Few have done more to harm humanity at large in the past few decades. A principal architect of our current nightmare. No redeeming aspect. He was a rat made entirely out of plague.

Doggust Day 20: Bluetick Coonhound and Blue Lacy. They are frenemies. ⚔️ #doggust #doggust2025

The way corporations use the word "curious" makes me ill.

Looking 👀 #art

If you order Panera for a corporate lunch in 2025 it can only be concluded that you hate the attendees.

Living here is the fuckin best.

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words