Both the city and county PD have helicopters and every single day they’re up there flying around for hours doing circles over different parts of the city. I’d love to know how much $ we’re paying every year for their little toy. I don’t think there’s that much helicopter-level crime in this city…

I love rock climbing 🧗🪨

1. It's wine. 2. It's my wine he took it. 3. Wine

Dog Flea & Tick meds are such a fucking racket. $40 per chew? Get bent.

Groovy!! Mau drawn by @blackzork.bsky.social!!

German brews with the furry crews. 🍻🥨🌭🍻 #FursuitFriday 🦊: @wyattfox.bsky.social 🦝: @banditraccoon.bsky.social 🐺: @varekmorro.bsky.social 🦌: @diskodog.bsky.social 🦨: @luxskunk.bsky.social 🐶: @snackpupper.bsky.social 🫎: @voldsomcaribou.bsky.social 📸: @blackdiremedia.bsky.social

Pet my teeth Tell me you like them Remark on how bimg and shorp and clean they are Tremble in fear mortal for my teeth are made for war *nibbles gently*

I like how every dog, even the most toy-murdering dog will eventually have one toy that is BABY and they won’t destroy it and they will just love it. Cooper’s is the GoDog dragon. He still murders new toys but dragon is always baby.

The millennial craft movement vastly improved American gastronomy and I refuse to let zoomers with no cultural memory of the bland garbage we ate and drank 20 years ago meme me into thinking it is cringe.

I know it's not that new but I fucking hate the word "pipeline" in business and I'm seeing its use explode recently.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!

Heard a very loud flyover at our house and we were lucky enough to see a beautiful shiny DC3 come back over pretty low. Gorgeous.

Good beers Gooder animals 🦊🍻🐶🍻🦝🍻🦨 w/ @banditraccoon.bsky.social @cirrusfox.bsky.social @luxskunk.bsky.social @snackpupper.bsky.social 📷 @darris.bsky.social

What he doing

Its funny having a crawlspace, and sometimes needing to have contractors work under there. Having to tell the dog, "Look, normally I tell you calm down but today you're right, there actually *are* people sneaking around under the floors."

Gruesome probably the worst type of discovery to make

trip in the woods!🏕🎒🗺️

'twas a fun German night 💚 @snackpupper.bsky.social @wyattfox.bsky.social @luxskunk.bsky.social @varekmorro.bsky.social

they both ate ten pounds of blueberries and crashed

Listen here u lil shit ft. @wyattfox.bsky.social as Snamck

Lick the @wyattfox.bsky.social

Do you still have to put a space or a . before you mention someone if starting a skeet with a mention? It used to be in the old (other app) days if you started a tweet with a mention it would show up as a reply and not go out in normal feeds.

Paid a shop for a brake job for the first time in my life . I've always done them myself but with the move I didn't bring a lot of my tools. Jesus Christ places love to exaggerate labor on these flat rate jobs. 3 hrs labor. I guarantee it took them less than an hour.

I try to be pretty careful about volume levels when I listen to music, but new Noah album drop is fair game to crank it up a bit =3

Aw man I found a really fun animated music video on YouTube that I want to share but I cant be sure it’s not AI. On one hand the animation style is pretty unique and bizarre but on the other hand something about it just gives AI vibes. Jury it out online about it. The future sucks.

The only time I've ever had dental pain has been *after* getting dental work done.

It's ironic that the more vacation time a job has, the more likely it is to be the kind of job where new work is piling up waiting for you when you come back so you're even more buried. Like, it's not really even paid time off if I have to do the exact same amount of work when you think about it.

Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/

Sass wants to take you for a bike ride. [ ACCEPT ✅ ] [ REJECT ❌ ] -Digital painting, Procreate App

Correct.

Has anybody else been experiencing a sudden explosion in text message spam in the last like 2-3 weeks? It's gone wild for me and hasn't been an issue in a long time.

Can we pls get a crossover where the Pokopia game structure and environment are still the same but I can have the items and decoration system from ACNH? And some of the villager models? And I miss my little outfits. Clothes shopping was so fun in ACNH.

Omg after traveling with handheld mode (which worked amazing) seeing Pokopia on the big screen with a pro controller is sooooooo good.

Classic

They seem to be holding our flight for some other connecting flight that’s late which like cool but it suck’s being stuck on the plane and not going anywhere lol.

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CA is an amazing state to exist in. I don’t care who hears me say it

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

She's a nice girl

Pokopia is way way better in a lot of quality of life ways than Animal Crossing. That being said it still takes way too long to build prefab things in Pokopia.

I know there’s probably a reason for it but websites where you have to use their stupid little back button instead of the browser back button drive me crazy. When other secure websites work with it just fine.

Looks we love

Person under 18 blow your nose instead of just snorting snot every ten seconds challenge: Impossible. (I was like this too why are they like this???)

Visiting family in a rural area and seeing all these people in massively lifted and offset single-occupancy pickups and I’m having a great time imagining them seething and clicking “accept” on a Klarna 4 month payment plan as they fill up their 40 gallon tanks with $6+ dear-leader diesel.

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Genuinely kind of insane that the Apple Watch can’t receive notifications from two different phones. Destroys any use case I’d have for it. I want to be able to get notifications if I get a message on my work phone while still having functionality with my personal phone. It’s 2026 man.

Love this branding lol

Omg new derp icon from @sugarlars.bsky.social thank you so much I love the little loaf!

Re: Pokopia, Fidough is the worst!!! Picky as hell and you finally get him what he wants and he’s like, “this is…. average…”