Half kilo of yogurt Half litre of milkshake Piece of cake #dinner

The day has come. Manager call because they checked logs and I happen to be 1 of the 3 devs in our place who doesn't use c0pilot at all. The witch hunt is real. Why do I suddenly feel like I can be fired at any moment now? for what.. for DOING MY JOB? It's fxcking crazy......

People who is asked how they are doing and answer things like good, great or excellent... why? how they do it? it's drugs right? tell me it's drugs :V

I have the same outfit! and I'm a wolf too! 😎🐺

I have the same outfit! and I'm a wolf too! 😎🐺

Awakeness peak at 4-5am, thx body

Me wanting your love 🥹 (a love I never get 😒😭)

Me wanting your love 🥹 (a love I never get 😒😭)

Nadie te prepara de adulto para tener que usar un supositorio 🫤 Y eso que me sé la teoría: meter primero la parte plana para que al cerrar el ano empuje la parte puntiaguda hacia dentro. Mejor dicho intentar meter... Eso era el supositorio de schrodinger, no sabes si está realmente dentro o fuera 🚀

Popufur popustreamer selling socks with his fursona printed on them... what a time to be alive (at least for normies they look like colorful socks with cartoons on them)

Normalize taking naps while at work It's called "emotional salary" b1tch 💅

The jelly powder + greek yogurt experiment didn't go as expected 😢 I mean, it did work, but dunno what's wrong with that jelly brand that whatever amount of water instructions say, you better double it or you'll get hard-as-rock jelly 🙃 At least flavour was intense! cherry jelly + lemon yogurt 😋

Today, on "I have never ever"... I never ever played any Spyro games. Maybe the very first one for ps1? or maybe it was just a demo? I don't remember anything :V

Today my parents tried for the first time açai and discovered it's a fruit with weird taste. Label said "açai sorbet with banana" but my mom, for some magical reason, read "banana icecream only banana yummy sweet banana BANANAAAAAAA no açai at all BANANA"

Look up in the sky! It's a plane! It's a fursuit! IT'S A PLANE FURSUIT?!?✈️ Strafe is one of the COOLEST suits we've ever made!💥He's an F-14 Tomcat jet with glowing eyes, muscle padding, big wings, tons of minky details, plush engines, AND detachable missiles! 🤯 #fursuit #fursuitmaker #furryfandom

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Thanks bsky for giving me the option to reply with gifs (that don't appear in my media tab) <3

Foh.. en la1 acaba de empezar una peli que es la versión estadounidense de "Campeones" de Javier Fesser. Todo igual. "Champions". Entrenador de baloncesto, juicio, servicios comunitarios, club de discapacitados "Los amigos", etc etc. Es todo sospechosamente muy copy-paste 👀

Why is a girl character missing on the left list? ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

Anyone wanna date me? 👉👈 But starter, main and dessert must be desserts..

Pafe Japon Magazine - Pet Obesity (2007, Japan) directed by Kaoru Haga

Why is a girl character missing on the left list? ( ͡• ͜ʖ ͡• )

Whatever she had for breakfast I want it too! what a rollercoaster of emotions 😆 #FF7 #Revelation (@jesscapricorn.bsky.social)

A tu puta casa, loca del coño!!!!! POR FIN! #SVGala14

Bummer, they released a new medieval biome in Dorfromantik but you have to pay for it. It's literally just new skins

Ni ha empezado el verano y ya quiero que se termine. Asco de calor. Puto team calor. Será que la edad ya no perdona, pero es que estoy todo el día cansado y desganado. Si de por sí duermo poco, con el calor duermo poco y mal

Dunno what's more boring, to sleep or to be awake

Just went through a 10min employee survey only to put the lowest score possible to every IA question. Cowards, this time you didn't add a textbox for us to write whatever we want >_>

Past 3am, a bit early for me but going to sleep. You can leave your hiding spots, it'll be safe now that I'm not here :P

"University of Oxford study says that kissing your close male friend is not gay. Experts emphasize that sexual orientation is defined by attraction, not by displays of physical affection" 👀💦

But wait, there's more! Guess who is every year eclipsing my bday? Stitch! The whole planet knows he's experiment 626, but not even google-calendar remembers it's my day 😢

Oops I think my company uses this shit. I hope they get fxcked! :D *insert "git gud" meme* >:D

Me after any minor inconvenience

I was going to say happy "Don't look at them, Ricky" month, but my bday is on June and you gays stole the whole month. Give it back! :(

Me after any minor inconvenience

Horchata + café soluble = doble cagalera 💪💪

"If you wear socks inside out, the entire universe is wearing your socks except you" 🧦

Nuevo vídeo. Que si después de mover el café con la cucharilla la chupas, o la dejas dentro de la taza mientras bebes, es un error de protocolo/etiqueta. Toooooodo mal 🙄

Oh gasp it's shitposting frens o'clock! If people don't come to me I'll have to go to people, innit? 😅

Primera pipirrana del verano 🥗🐸

I have no more photos or stories to tell, so back to my usual programming I guess *checks script* 👀 oh yeah.. why people don't like me no matter how hard I try? 😩😢

Finally at home after a #foodAdventures day. I think the regret turning point was when I drank in a row 3 cans of soda, each one of 500ml. Oh and having the stomach full of churros oil maybe didn't help either

*visits supermarket and stays in the fridge aisles during a weird amount of time* 🥶🥰 #summertime

I just saw at the supermarket a couple buying 2 giga-mega-packs of toilet paper, like a total of 100 rolls LOL! 🧻🔥

Matcha & churros

Que ahora resulta que las máquinas de zumo de naranja de los supermercados nos están dañando el higado.. Qué abundancia de expertos que vienen a salvarnos de la ignorancia. Si hasta me salió un vídeo explicando para qué sirven los colores de las bayetas para limpiar.. yo de verdad

-Decido llamar a atención al cliente porque la página web es una mierda y la info no está o está desactualizada. -La teleoperadora consultando la página web para responderme. Gracias bonica..

La virgen qué cansino el gestor de mi banco, no hay vez que hablemos que no me insista en que vaya un día a la oficina para hablar. Hasta me ha sugerido que fuera el próximo jueves que es festivo en Granada pero no en los pueblos alrededor! Pesaaaaaaaaaaaao >_>

*replying coworkers at 4am* will they even notice/care the timestamp?