Being employed full time, 6 days a week with a partner and semi stable friend group apparently means I'm not terminally online enough The past 2 days I've been seeing shit about the rapture. Didn't we already have one scheduled this decade?

We also saw the worst of our community come out. Many of my friends and acquaintances still haven’t healed from the shit they were put through in those next few weeks. Awful stuff all around.

@thehermitdruid.bsky.social Mesoamerica borg blackmarketpress.itch.io/maize-borg-k...

Someone yell at me to make Bork Borg v1 playable and worry about a fully fleshed out version later Why tf am I working on curses and new omens💀

This is it. We can all stop making Youtube videos now because there is not beating this. "Steamed Hams but it's a Critically Acclaimed Feature Film" www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk-O...

we are all jimmy kimmel, they just created 1 million jimmy kimmels

I regret to inform you that Gwar has pushed the boundaries of good taste.

Collective action is what led to this. Keep the energy up for trans people, for artists, for our BIPOC community, for Palestine. We have shown them WHY we have free speech and HOW we will keep it. Now. Keep USING it.

Listen to the goober

Hey monster fuckers

I wanted to draw some other worldly, toxic swamp but I ended with the goo from Ghost Busters.

Super Troopers still rocks

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I've posted this cocktail before, but adding Mexican Coke makes it feel more casual while subtly adding to it 2oz might be enough tbh

Hey monster fuckers

I'm also totally down for private commissions in this style as well, just DM me. Funds are tight right now so I'm just trying to make it through ATL. lol

Do you like these? Do you want it on your wall or desk? Do you want to support an unemployed artist? If you answered yes to any of these questions, click the link below and grab yourself something. #commissionsopen #mtgfanart www.redbubble.com/people/MtGCr...

just saw some clips from the kirk funeral and like among every other thought i have about it, god this whole thing is disgustingly craven. no one's talking about him as a person, only a symbol and project. there is no honor or grieving

Im never getting out of this stupid fuckin job, man

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (from 2019….mood hasn’t changed much)

thank u sm!!! i love drawing guns

"Hey guys, some of the seat numbers were wrong on that 20 top" YOU RANG 40 COVERS BACK AT THE SAME TIME AND FIRE 30 AT ONCE. GET THE FUCK OUT

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

Conservatives are desperately trying to make Charlie Kirk their new Jesus because they don't like anything about the actual Jesus

What to do if Frieza comes to Earth☺️ Dragon ball is Best🐉 フリーザちゃんが遊びに地球にきてくれましたっ☆

Genuinely what's the point, besides performance, this late in the game.

How I was looking at my coworker when he said I could use AI to pad out my borg hack

go to super bowl lose offensive coordinator promote from inside the org suck hire outside oc go to super bowl lose offensive coordinator promote from inside the org YOU ARE HERE

"What's this cleric analog missin- spells. Fuckin spells"

How much does an uncut 7oz sheet go for on ebay

It gets even crazier

Now that I think ab it, when my dad and I had barebones cable year ago, I think we had mostly these channels. Disney didn't own all of these 15 years ago, but they still had a handful

need these posts to be unreadable for sticking together

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

took a sip of the halo. Everything went red for eight minutes. Woke up in thraben. OH man I did it again

It's not quite a Black Lotus, but these are all sleeved to play, not slabbed.

Never forgiving @andrewkmar.bsky.social for not being at Sealed this year so I could've just copped a proof😭💀

Who the FUCK is putting a forgotten plot device from a franchise past it's years from a set barely anyone touched in a graded slab This is worse than the pile of slabs collecting dust locally

Y'all gotta understand how infectious Disney is This means ESPN, ABC, Marvel, Star Wars, BOOM!, FX, Lifetime, 20th Century, NatGeo, Pixar and this is like a fifth of EVERYTHING Not to mention offshoots like toys, games, marketing for all of these

this is the second impeachable offense worse than watergate that we have read about *today*

Y'all gotta provide screenshots bc there's like 4 I can think of from his first term alone

Had a table asking my sous who do they complain about in an email bc their fuckin cacio e pepe wasn't molten Microwave your old ass a hotpocket fml

"Elected official does bare minimum to keep job" would be a crime to these freaks

I shot so much rope at the #mtgspiderman pre release!

HE WAS AN INTERNET CELEBRITY

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

We're getting places. Now I can agonize over a new class for a week

This fact scares me

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote