It’s sad that this 5 year old video is still relevant today.

folding that boy in half while i put a baby in him, call that mpreg compression

It's 2026. Puberty blockers have been banned on the basis of a fake study conducted by a generalist paeditrician. Hormones for under 18s have been banned on the basis of a fake review conducted by a head injury specialist. Both remain available for cis kids because that's 'different' somehow

Not saying anything revolutionary here, or maybe I am, but if you're in a position of being able to determine whether or not people work in the office or remote, during this obscene and unnecessary cost of living crisis, right now would be a time to cut in-office requirements. Gas is too much.

more and more I'm finding that my opinion on the united states is quite simply that we need to be stopped

Adonis and his string: a love story

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

spent the night playing CS 1.6 at a LAN party for a friend's birthday and its crazy we solved the multiplayer FPS in 2000, and then decided to spend the next 26 years making them worse in every way imaginable

Here’s the thing: those parents forced that conversation on themselves, by having a different one first that said only “boys like girls and girls like boys”.

They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

"what's your gender?" "i'm descended from a man and a woman, so i'm mixed heritage"

As an unwilling connoisseur of agitprop, Iran really hit it out of the park with "we're fighting the Epstein Class that either rapes children or kills them"

i'm not sure this game can get better than this

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is this anything

Asking the Pluribus to tell me all of George Lucas’ thoughts about Yaddle.

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

There is a reason despite working in tech for 20+ years I’ve never made work friends with my tech coworkers but I did with people in other departments.

Perfect example of why everyone hates tech people. Perpetually aggrieved self righteous douchebags who cant even take the lightest ribbing of their unwarranted sense of self importance lol

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good ol' cowboy blehbop

i was thinking about wolfram alpha recently. you know what that didn't do afaik? it didn't lie constantly

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

really tired of conversations about how we need to get people to spend more time offline that don't acknowledge that one of the reasons people ARE online is their access needs aren't being met in physical spaces. This is especially true for queer people and disabled people.

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

Anyways.

They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.

the staff of this place is soooooo mad that it isn't used primarily by libertarian slashdot readers

They have it doing war crimes now. But yeah, very cool that you're doing more commits per week

The future of the GOP is Nazi. People still aren't paying attention.

RT if $3000 would literally change your life

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

every person in our government involved in this needs to be treated, federally, the same way that timothy mcveigh got treated

"US embassy in israel bunker babies" seems like a case where I would actually believe that the child does just have bad vibes

So, one of many things you don't seem aware of is that in research, it's not just gathering what you were looking for, it's running into what you weren't looking for. Falling down rabbit holea is an absolutely critical part of the process. This won't do that because YOU have to make connections.

linux heads were always right. time to sit my dumbass down and learn

Sure this can happen in the People’s Socialist Republic of Fayetteville but what about real America?

March is off to a great start. between the Evangelicals and the greed-sick White House staff, it's basically a contest to see who can be the Greatest Satan

When Bluesky was down today I went back to Twitter and was punched in the face by the stench of abandoned aquarium. Milo Yiannopoulos, who I honestly thought was dead, stanning Hillary Clinton. Dem flaks earnestly retweeting Nick Fuentes. It’s time to cordon off anyone left and introduce alligators.

Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.

Every trans woman I know has had "why not be an effeminate man?" shoved in our faces for ages and yet thus piece suggests that even once suggesting an effeminate boy might be trans is some sort of crime against humanity. This is transphobia.

"ai" has made my life tangibly worse on multiple axes and a bunch of people who are mad at it because it is politically fashionable without any grasp of technology are fucking slandering regular fucking art because they have no fucking technical literacy

honestly i reserve the right to flip my shit over every viral post about a generator that clearly is not doing "ai" type shit being "ai". "ai" ruined 75% of having fun on the computer and i am going to tell you to go fuck yourself when you piss on the remainder

The United States is actively, explicitly, working towards the destruction of the entire world

Okay if fucking Trump outlasts Bruce Campbell I'm fighting god barefoot in a Waffle House parking lot.

I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:

i'm glad the Barenaked Ladies never got their hands on that million dollars... all the crap they were gonna do with it was so stupid and annoying. dijon ketchup. go fuck yourself

Like the anti-vaccine stuff, this is deliberate biological warfare on the American underclass. (Gay people, in this case, because the right still believes shit from the 1980s.)