HOOK IT TO MY VEINS

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

When I was doing research for my book on BLM, I interviewed a police officer who told me that in law enforcement they often know charges won’t stick but they file them because “you might be the wrap but you won’t beat the ride.” The point is torment, conviction would be a happy accident.

Landry Shamet looks more like John Turturro's son than John Turturro's son does

The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.

FANS ARE TAKING OVER AMERICAN LANDMARKS 🇺🇸 From Scotland in Boston Harbor to Brazil in Times Square, landmarks throughout the US are getting the World Cup treatment 😍 📹 IG/calbell1, IG/paparazzorubronegro, X/FootyCondor, X/FOX4, X/FreddyLA7

Ozempic Frylock got opinions huh

Germany with the coral snake warm ups

“Scots discovering tailgating” could be a real Prometheus stealing fire moment

No bid contract money well spent, amirite?

Very important point: SoftBank was pledging *all* of its OpenAI stock (worth $60bn+ on paper) to get a $6 billion margin loan. Banks turned it down due to concerns about the value of OpenAI stock. Banks clearly do not think OpenAI is worth $852 billion. www.tradingkey.com/analysis/sto...

is it gay to pull?

Confederacy of Dunces

🚨🚨🚨LATE NIGHT #HOUNDSKY SIREN🚨🚨🚨 This sibling pair of gorgeous bluetick coonhounds were brought into Dekalb County (GA) as strays I’m hoping to have more info about them tomorrow, but if you’re in the Atlanta area and would like a new best friend, I will personally deliver one to you!

I really don’t love the idea of linking these to weapon systems

It's a beautiful new day, let's go get that W! (Worries.)

The first ever trillionaire will become a trillionaire by using political power to bend the rules of financial markets to force everybody’s retirement accounts to invest in his company

If @opg.bsky.social lived on 2nd Street

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I thought you might enjoy this campaign advertisement. It’s always infrastructure week in our hearts.

The White House just tweeted "Touchdown" and showed a bunch of clips of guys getting hit trying to catch the ball. Literally the opposite of a touchdown. The only people who write that sports are right-wing coded are people who don't understand the right wing and don't watch sports

This is a real ad the Paxton campaign is running right now

Heh

No one has a problem with male procreation uppers shipping across state lines.

AIRPORT BAR PLAYING “STAND OUT” FROM “A GOOFY MOVIE”????!!!!!!

The Underground Railroad saved a lot of lives, but did it ultimately hurt the train industry?

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Confused Greenlander children asking their parents, who was that creepy man? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/w...

I cannot wait to see which NFL media person suffers a destabilizing personal moment after a night out in White Wakanda

This has broken contain.

🙃 Same guy 16yrs ago telling you to turn off your computer and connect with people. 🫠(10:23) youtu.be/xiYwUde3wNo?...

Can we get an lsufootball.net for the World Cup, pretty please.

Revolutions were built on less

Longshot, but I have one ticket available for Bill Callahan tomorrow night at Siberia. Anyone want to buy or trade it for the Friday night show?

DENVER AIRPORT - Frontier Airlines Flight 4345 evacuated on the runway after smoke filled the cabin and reports of an engine fire; ATC audio indicates the captain also reported the aircraft struck a person crossing the runway.

You know, the Internet is a cesspool and social media is destroying our society’s fabric but to see meme jokes about Bazelgette? Worth it.

As the danger increases, we are resolved not to help anyone. Rather we are positioning to profit off of the growing misery www.nola.com/news/politic...

What?

9 years ago - New Orleans

Bruce Hornsby has a funny story on the podcast about prank calling Jerry Garcia as Ernie K-Doe and convincing him her was live in the air on WWOZ music.apple.com/au/station/i...

Bahahahah they must be absolutely out of assets to sell. Any bank that backs this deserves to lose every single penny

The Mr. Bingle gang is leaving signs of their menace across the city transit system

HYPER NICHE POST FOR PEOPLE WHO GREW UP IN NEW ORLEANS: seeing a guy wearing saddle oxfords will always throw me off and I’m not sure it ever won’t.

Good Night y’all. Always remember ball security.

A 45 year corporate tax break. Giving public money away to the richest people we can find is the only thing we know how to do in this town. Every politician believes this is solid policy because they all came up in the Clinton era when trickle down ideology permeated the air.

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

Drummer go boom m.youtube.com/watch?v=8A9-...

But Dr. Strangelove, how do we maximize shareholder value?

Microsoft Teams in space is hella sad.