I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

Ask anyone in Russia what the Z monogram means. www.thedailybeast.com/melania-trum...

An ICE agent shot and killed Ruben Ray Martinez, a US citizen and San Antonio resident, in March 2025. Then ICE and the Texas Department of Public Safety covered it up. He was 23 years old. I am calling for a full investigation into this shooting, including why there was an 8-month cover up.

the mr burns hand movements really instill confidence

This feels unfair to Homer

Well, well, well.

winning message right here, Bessent

Tulsi Gabbard going to show up as the FBI raids John Roberts office?

Even here in Austin right down the road from the plant and with so many Musk fanboys around here, I sometimes wonder am I really seeing that many of these things or is it the same 5 or 6 over and over. I mean the lack of license plates on so many Teslas makes it hard to track.

Jeanine Pirro, pop open another box of wine and get ready to ride...I bet the boss will be calling with some insane orders shortly.

“A Kavanaugh stop - but for money”

Good.

I am sorry but this is still the core problem with trying to parse anything he says about tariffs.

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Fred over here, rightly tapping the sign...

Destroy the country, you say? Why, yes, you are.

Lol. The most toxic part of our oligarchy would collapse, and the oligarchs would have you believe that means you, too. But it very much does not.

I think this is, at least, funnier than Roberts finally doing the right thing on tariffs after dragging his feet for a year.

They've definitely killed more and not telling us. Everybody involved—the murderers responsible and the accomplices after the fact—must be prosecuted.

Interviewer: "When you look at today's numbers, what do they tell us about the effectiveness of Donald Trump's tariffs." Me, very serious economist: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahahaha... oh, wow." Sometimes all you can do is laugh at the absurdity of it all.

Grift all the way down

Barack Obama: There’s this young state rep, James Talarico. He’s a really talented young man. What people long for is some core integrity. Just a sense of someone who walks the walk, doesn't just talk the talk. A guy like him, his starting point is ‘Let me say what I believe.’

Easier to declare victory if you never say what you’re trying to accomplish but also this should be anathema in a free society.

So let me see if I’ve got this straight: We aren’t getting all the Epstein files, but he’s offering us UFO files and a war with Iran? Art of the deal, amirite?

Meanwhile, Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer is under fire for taking her staff to a strip club in Portland and keeping a stash of booze in her office. It's like this entire administration is a coke-fueled key party.

I prefer the King’s statement on his brother. This one reeks of I’m guilty of the same exact sh*t.

So let me see if I’ve got this straight: We aren’t getting all the Epstein files, but he’s offering us UFO files and a war with Iran? Art of the deal, amirite?

Is there anyone in this administration that isn’t next level awful?

Seth Myers... bsky.app/profile/meid...

LOL, I was talking about how useful this distraction would be, just a couple days ago!

Wow the exact same amount he was suing the IRS for. He just took it. Not only impeachable but [Redacted] as well.

love to be looted by our criminal president

This gives you a sense of scale of the Trump admin's new refugee detention policy; they are claiming that all 100,000 of these lawfully present refugees MUST be arrested and detained for "re-vetting" and interrogation about their status.

Shameful—but in a way useful. No one should any longer pretend we have a “Department of Justice.” We have a Department of Trump.

Jared Kushner moments after claiming that nobody is personally profiting from the Board of Peace: "We've secured over $7 billion"

Yoon and Prince Andrew wishing they had a friend like John Roberts.

Not buying the DHS horse sh*t that this will ever be used for deportation flights.

Never in a million years did I ever fathom when I resurrected the Epstein story in 2018 that it would lead to first arrest of a British Royal in four centuries. Not since King Charles I was arrested in 1647. open.substack.com/pub/jkbjourn...

The <he-admit-it.gif> gonna get a big workout today.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

England is arresting people and the White House press isn’t even asking questions about Epstein.

Writers just mailing it in at this point

I imagine it was extremely disturbing