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weeder
24 days ago
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
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J. L. Westover
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David Ho
4 days ago
The perfect headline doesn’t exi…
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Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change
Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.
https://www.engadget.com/big-tech/google-pledges-roughly-three-hours-of-its-annual-profit-to-fight-climate-change-164808010.html
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Big Bad Booty Daddy
6 days ago
Politely fried tf outta my man
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Been reading the Daily Mail call people "luvvies" since I was a child and I still don't know what it's supposed to mean.
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7 days ago
Every Labour minister
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Slurms MacKenzie
11 days ago
What a magnificent fuck you to the hatred of Reform and the cruelty of Labour, a message of hope led by a local candidate who actually cares about her community. Love it.
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Tom Phillips
11 days ago
Matt "Good win"? More like Matt Cunt
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Need to not get into arguments with Labour bots 🙃
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I love the logic here that not doing drugs is bad but wanting them legalised is also bad
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Anil Dash
28 days ago
Huge opportunity for an alternative that just lets folks chat with each other, it would seem.
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It's like watching a press conference from a parallel universe where things aren't shit
bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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about 1 month ago
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I'm baking bread today. I've never baked a proper loaf of bread before (except banana bread) so this will be interesting.
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typing loudly ⌨️
6 months ago
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked
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Paul Bernal
about 1 month ago
We obsess about kids and social media: the issues with older people are glossed over.
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Ash
about 1 month ago
(btw Nuremberg was the compromise option, hanging them in the streets is the actual hardliner position that I'm warming upto)
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ℳatt
about 2 months ago
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm
about 2 months ago
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
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Sara Gibbs
about 2 months ago
Normalise shunning Nazi enablers. Normalise social consequences. Normalise outrage when someone tells you they’re asking shit on ChatGPT. Normalise visceral disgust when someone is bigoted. Normalise cutting people off who either don’t care or are enjoying this nightmare. Enough is enough.
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Jack Bernhardt
4 months ago
every morning Keir Starmer calls an aide into his room at 6.30am to film him doing bicep curls "leak this to the Daily Mail" he says between grunts. "say that friends of Keir are concerned about how strong he is right now" the aide nods, holding up the phone. it's not filming. it's never filming.
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mindflakes
2 months ago
My dog got me a chewed stick for christmas. I appreciate the gesture but I wish there was a polite way to say "we don't need to get each other gifts any more." My cat got me a pipe bomb
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Your Parents Are Sellouts
7 months ago
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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genuinely didn't know Matt Forde was a comedian tbh
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2 months ago
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Melissa Martin
2 months ago
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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evil and corrupt people are famously NEVER stupid
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Luke Plunkett
3 months ago
i think if you use genai for anything, even writing an email, you're both a moron and a huge baby, and i dont want to play your video game as a result. its not that hard!
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David Cooper
3 months ago
I don’t CARE if it’s “””technically illegal””” you CAN’T stop me from drawing Batman on the toilet.
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Foxdie
3 months ago
Andrea being absolutely solid on trans people, calling the SC ruling on the day it was published and all round a good egg. So fucking happy to see this.
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Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
3 months ago
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
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Hunter Dunn
3 months ago
Because it’s not getting reported on enough: Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun. He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters
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Emmett Macfarlane 🇨🇦
3 months ago
The coming years are going to reveal a lot more waste on 'AI' like this by our governments, to the tune of 10s of billions squandered on appalling nonsense, all to make rich Tech Bros richer.
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Helen Macdonald
3 months ago
Have just been reminded that my friend Christina once overheard the following in Waitrose: it’s perfect. “Mummy, does Lego have a silent T on the end like Merlot?”
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daddy gatorade
3 months ago
computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it
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Jón Kristinsson
3 months ago
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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David_j_roth
3 months ago
Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
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d.ly
3 months ago
People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.
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"I support genocide" Cop: "that's fine" Surprised he didn't get arrested by a cop misunderstanding what he was saying tbh
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3 months ago
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Michael Spicer
3 months ago
[blind date] WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish. FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
3 months ago
DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
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very funny to see the Greens being treated like the official opposition, clearly Labour are absolutely rattled
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Zack Polanski
3 months ago
The 50 wealthiest families own more wealth than the bottom 50% of the population. How can this Labour Government say this is a "cost of living" budget and refuse to tax the rich? They care about protecting power and wealth. And cost of living is a buzz phrase for them. Dire.
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Brendel
3 months ago
I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🇻🇪 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸
4 months ago
My favourite Zoomer is watching The Great Escape and has just messaged me to say, "This film is just Chicken Run," and it's absolutely done me in.
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Musa Okwonga
4 months ago
What many politicians don't realise - or want to understand - is that many of the "highly-skilled" immigrants whose labour they crave were raised by the same asylum seekers and refugees they openly despise. They take the racist political rhetoric personally, and act accordingly. Why wouldn't they?
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Adam Serwer
4 months ago
Sometimes Jimmi Pickles gets bored when I’m working and I’ll look up and she’s just in some random place
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Ed Morrish
4 months ago
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