Tempted to cancel my membership purely based on the nerve of disabling replies to this tbh

got raptured, sorry. my 2009 honda is stuck in the middle lane of the freeway, just kinda idling. can somebody go pick it up. yeah i'm back. it was boring there, you can't post

Starmer's speedrunning the coveted 0% polling, he's found ways to alienate everyone that shouldn't be physically possible, he's out of bounds, he's zip-skipping, he's manipulating code by picking up items and dropping them a specific number of times and then punching himself in the head

Anyway I bought a house everyone congratulate me please

Amazing because Led By Donkeys is such a benign protest group, this is like arresting Mock the Week

Keir Starmer has already rang the CPS begging them to drop the charges

been very hard to watch a bunch of 50-year-old podcasters come to terms with having a job.

imagine getting qt dunked by ed davey. unrecoverable. you’re furious and he is serenely going down a log flume in bognor regis.

FINALLY. You wouldn't believe the trouble I've had rotating my horse manually.

I can’t quite put it into words yet, but something is happening, a kind of global singularity—a fusion of tech/media/news/government/employment which allows the global elite to push single agendas: “You WILL care about Charlie Kirk. You will NOT care about Palestine. You WILL fear cancel culture.”

This is good; "Minister of Hypocrisy Wes Streeting" "So there we have it. One Irish person is charged with ‘terrorism’ in a UK court for speaking out against violence, while another Irish person is being held up as a victim of unfree speech for speaking out in favour of violence."

I know it's a serious topic but I'm losing my shit at this image preview

Two trials will be repeated endlessly despite always producing the same results: 1) Does UBI work? (yes) 2) Does AI improve productivity? (no)

Buying a house is scary. What if I hate it and want to go home?

Dispatches from the West Country: somebody’s painted 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿s on a load of roundabouts in Penzance and the locals are furious because they also hate the English

"I am not here to make a careful comprehensive argument, because people have already done that. I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response." anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

If you get married in England this is where you have to consummate it otherwise it doesn’t count and you’re killed for treason

This is going to get a lot worse if media & politicians don’t start portraying it as vandalism & intimidation rather than patriotism

Yeah this just means Golf Courses also need to be destroyed too

Worst government of my lifetime. And Thatcher was still Prime Minister when I was born.

I've always been sceptical of 'sunlight is the best disinfectant', but I looked it up and apparently it is healthier to hang laundry outside. So maybe that is what we should do with fascists.

You really aren't going to get a better example of how the British media works than the contrasting coverage of two Irish authors this week. The brave and sensitive transphobe John Boyne vs the vile and hateful opponent of genocide Sally Rooney.

UK government continues stepping on rakes

WAIT NO I'VE GOT IT: ChatGPT tech bros: Turning water into whine

weren't we told Police and Crime Commissioners would stay out of operational policing matters? Surely encouraging vigilantism falls firmly under that

The UK government could intervene to sort out all the pipes the water companies refuse to fix, have built a reservoir ever in my lifetime or make AI illegal. Until then I'm actually going to take even more photos and send more emails.

I knew Keir Starmer was going to be a bad Prime Minister, but 'so incompetent I accidentally banned wikipedia' was not even in the realm of possibilities I had considered. Amazing that I can still be surprised after all this time.

broke: britain is a country woke: britain is a fake country; it's actually four distinct entities smashed together in an uncomfortable straitjack bespoke: britain is a fake country; it does not exist. what exists is a non-euclidean rip in the fabric of the universe, where dead cthulhu lies dreaming

Wonderful punchline to the thoroughly depressing story about the planned protests around the country yesterday and today. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

The UK Labour Party has forfeited any right to exist and must be destroyed by all and any means necessary.

Labour needs to be destroyed.

I have moved from “I’m not voting Labour” to “I am supportive of implementing measures to permanently destroy Labour and salting the earth it sprang from” if you want to know where I am on the political spectrum

The EHRC is a hate group and having it on your CV should make you unemployable.

Every UK petition is like this

"Keir Starmer is unconcerned about promotion of a new Holocaust" should be printed alongside every claim that he "rid the Labour Party of antisemitism"

I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.

How it started How it's going

Every week I seem to read news stories like "police are aware of comments made by x at y event and are investigating" and I'll look it up and the thing being "investigated" is the most bland and inarguable statement you'll have ever heard.

it's 20 degrees at 1am is this weather for real 😩

Look at these cats

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

“latest shooting of gazans seeking food”

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

Please don't use ChatGPT on my letter. Not only is it terrible and inaccurate - especially because the letter has legal info, and is footnoted - but ChatGPT is also an unethical plagiarism machine.

Sideshow Bob’s navigation of the car park full of rakes has been a masterclass

Hear bloody hear

applying for jobs again

Sorry but it's objectively hilarious and an apt summary of Starmer's Labour that Sky News have filed them under "Other"

Labour likely to take a total drubbing in today’s election & it’s fully deserved. The lesson I fear they’ll fail to learn is: You cannot win on anti-migrant hatred. The right wing press will never tell their voters you have done enough. And meanwhile, of course, you lose all the rest of us #r4today

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app