On this day in 1916, the most successful female sniper, Hero of the Soviet Union Lyudmila Pavlichenko was born.

two percent of united states senators are currently dead. check on your senator today!

*blowing cigarette smoke right in the face of everyone who just woke up to the news* "We already did all the jokes"

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsey Graham's ass exploded with so much shit that it launched him off the toilet and he hit the ceiling with so much force that he broke his neck and died instantly. Sources note 'his body was covered in so much shit when we found him'.

Is it the crapture

lindsey graham finally got his wish—he won’t ever be woke again!

Just spoke to Lindsay Graham on the phone for 20 minutes. There’s been a huge misunderstanding.

lindsey graham won't see your jokes and memes because he got diarrhea and is in hell now, but someone writing an op-ed titled "the left's problem with manners" might. So make them really funny.

Hold up, South Carolina has open primaries. Can Democratic voters get in on this?

Well, now we know whose soul Mitch McConnell had to eat to keep himself alive for another 48 hours.... www.bbc.com/news/article...

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.

Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell

The Iran War was Lindsey Graham’s Make-a-Wish

Test your fucking coke, guys

Bootlicking really do just be woke phallocentrism

guys dont get vaxxed, we lost lindsey

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?"

Second half of July Rent paid! Still have back half of the month bills. Moxies special baby food for special baby bladders. And of course the first half of August Rent and bills. Hopefully i have a job next week! In the mean time V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad PP:@/comfortingmoo Fresh mox!

honestly something so hopeful about knowing that even if McConnell and Graham are replaced by Republicans, they will be replaced by FRESHMAN Republicans. this is still a pair of massive fractures in the wall of GOP senate power. and what a nice reminder that all the worst people eventually die

Lindsey Graham reminding us that this whole Mitch McConnell thing could have been an email

my edible kicked in at the exact moment I found out Lindsey Graham died. this is the best night ever

Every time I read a story about gynecology it's always something like "doctors discovered women could experience pain in 1989 but decided not to act on this knowledge for 20 years"

donald trump has died

Sad to hear about the passing of Lindsey Graham, United States senator and grandfather of rap superstar Aubrey Drake Graham

This post is how I learned Lindsey Graham had died.

a Graham drops out of the Senate race and a Graham that was in the Senate dies WAKE UP SHEEPLE CONNECT THE DOTS FOLLOW THE BREADCRUMBS

Me: my feed keeps talking about this tragic queer figure who lived their life in denial and lashing out in cruelty due to self-hatred dying as a shell of who they could’ve been. My friend: Didn’t that TADC finale happen weeks ago? Me holding a photo of Lindsay Graham: huh?

LINDSEY GRAHAM AND MITCH MCCONNELL DEAD IN APPARENT MURDER-SUICIDE

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

why’d they name a man lindsey

we have been spending 4 weeks debating if mitch mcconnell is dead or not like he's w.d. gaster undertale and lindsey graham just goes and does that

Tough to go from a brief illness at a time when diarrhea is in the headlines like this. Just hard for all his close confidants, knowing what picture it'll paint in everyone's mind.

71. he was a fucking kid

anyone else find it really odd when Bart and Homer started discussing this in the Simpsons movie?

This is how I found out like 5 minutes ago.

it's a shame that mitch mcconnell may or may not have lived to see this

good-top bad-top enhanced interrogation play

Lindsey Graham probably dying is just a distraction from Mitch McConnell probably dying. Stay woke, people

it rocks that Lindsey Graham lived to see the US lose a war with Iran and then immediately died lmao

the funniest outcome always happens

like what do you mean this guy in particular dropped dead after days of speculation about Mitch McConnell being in cryogenic stasis

They say these things happen in threes

so like Lindsey Graham shit himself to death because of cryptosporidium huh?

can we not make jokes right after lindsey graham tragically passed away? i mean autoerotic asphyxiation is a serious issue