Millionaires Tax Erases Only Advantage of Living in Sad, Barren Wasteland: tinyurl.com/37xytbb7

Did you type this falling down the stairs?

how tf did i misplace a joint

question for any of y'all who's hunted duck before, do y'all eat the duck

I refuse to read this article because I've made incorrect assumptions on thia article's thesis, and I'm disgusted/offended by the totally different argument I invented in my head.

Paid more attention today at local country store. They have a printed photo of Trump and Melania above the sink at the coffee station. Like, A4 printer paper. MAGA Maoism is real and it's scary

Again?

wish they had a wawa out here tbh

is eve online good again yet

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We'll know when it's coming re: Cuba when there's a sudden $500k bet on Polymarket by a nobody user, imo. Someone will think they've cracked how not to get caught as opposed to the last guy.

When I pretend a hard thing is actually easy, I hope it reads like sarcasm and not like I'm ignorant. I'm usually just doing a bit.

*bravely* maybe beef prices are up because production is down 6.5% over the past five or so years, have we tried producing more beef.

I was a kid but I floated between Newgrounds, XKCD, Memebase, and the in-browser MMO AstroEmpires where I was also introduced to a weird, lame, European-coded Memebase knockoff

I just got bulldogged by a fucking bumblebee

nearest shawarma joint is more than 90 minutes away

not convinced that i work more hours than peasantry. sorry. have already read some of the literature on this but also very aware that "workday was sunrise to sunset" has never meant less than my workday length in my life except maybe back when i worked 10 hour hell shifts part time

think I'm gonna mute "peasant" for a week

Hasn't even been a year and Zohran's governance is having a massive impact on my family. Our daycare was able to open a 15-seat 3K program because of the 2,000 extra seats the admin funded. Everyone we know got in somewhere they wanted. This is gonna save us almost 50 grand.

Chose to end his political career by torching his rep with people who like him and failing to gain ground with MAGAs who want him in prison. Real blaze of glory type shit

NEW: Sen Michael Bennet (D) says he will not appoint Gov Jared Polis to the Senate if Bennet is elected Governor. Bennet calls Polis' clemency for Tina Peters "disqualifying"

“The U.S. and Israel bombed Ahmadinejad to free Ahmadinejad but the plan failed after Ahmadinejad did not enjoy being bombed as much as he thought he would. Meanwhile, the Kentucky 6th district has deposed its representative due to his opposition to pedophilia.” Sure. Fine. Whatever. I give up.

i mean no harm to friends whose pfp is their cat but i must warn you that cat pfp + political discourse is one of the worst account vibes on here

just saw the phrase "emotionally [r-slur]" in someone's bio in reference to trump, very cool

it's Spanbungler from now on

quite disappointing that this post doesn't just not use the original photo, it also misattributes it, and the replies are all people being comically wrong about all kinds of things. one person reports in here that "cars act as faraday cages" ffs

this is an "AI"-enhanced version of the original photograph and i actually wrote about the process of digging it up last year: www.tumblr.com/hms-no-fun/7...

Watched a 6'+ bearded bald fat guy chase a skinny dude down the street about 15 minutes ago yelling "c'mere you little chickenshit, we're gonna solve this right here!"

"Respectfully, it’s a disgusting image and disappointing." going in the phrasebook

whitest opinion of mine is if someone calls your children a slur for an ethnicity you're not a member of (but they are), i don't think it's worth giving you grief if you choose not to censor that slur when sharing the experience. you should probably do it but it seems very inappropriate to call out.

Many people believe this shit rather than grapple with the much stupider reality that in a narrowly divided Senate, the idiosyncratic derangements of whoever the hinge vote is matter a lot.

I'm so glad I left VA, Spanberger is a goddamn idiot and basically a wrecker. Can't believe I trusted her for even a moment.

lotta yall too eager to speak on shit without knowing anything

my take on being safe from antisocial violence in public is that with folk like me, unless they KO me first, i'm not given to nonviolence. step to me and you'll find out. and i will never fathom the attitude that this is morally wrong.

No it’s for fans of Real Time with Bill Maher

they go to In-n-Out

dizzy asf thabks rainier beer we in orbit rn

who knew evil girls had the prettiest face...

lets be real i aint doing enough to stop fascism but none of us are. lets all fight harder

Rainier the type of beer you wanna throw the can at the wall when you're done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look y'all i know the south sucks but y'all out here are rude in ways we would never tolerate back in racist klanland.

why is brexit trending

- ( The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya )

moral ocd intrusive thought about knowing when you are and aren't allowed to draw a weapon in self defense in your jurisdiction

I don't like carceral punishment-heavy measures to curbing bad driving but someone blared their brights at me for daring to not exceed 5 over the limit and imo it should be legal to straight up assault and battery drivers that do that kinda shit

Your mom and dad love a show called Keebler Ranch and you can’t look it up, there’s no information about it, but 30 million people watch it every week and there’s a line of frozen entrees at Walmart called “Gus Keebler fixins”

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

That’s really cool man