Southampton thrashing Charlton Athletic.

They didn’t like it, but they had to go along with it.

'No Way to Prevent This,' Says Only Cloud Provider Region Where This Regularly Happens

extremely exciting to see Labour doing a worse job pushing ID cards than the imaginary Labour did in the first episode of series two of Stephen Fry and John Bird’s underrated Absolute Power

dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

Why have no representatives of the company director community come out and publicly condemned this vile attack? It's because of one simple and inescapable fact: company directors hate Britain. They should all be forced to swear allegiance to King and country or face deportation

"I couldn’t possibly know what works best in an office building that I never intend to have to be in, but I can tell you what looks good, and that’s a large space filled with miserable people."

Not to take anything away from a smart, effective interviewer, but: the reason Isaac Chotiner is so feared is because he prepares for the interview and asks follow-up questions, techniques that make him like unto a cat on an island of flightless birds

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff

Paul Verhoeven is one of the only filmmakers to correctly predict how fucking stupid and tacky modern American fascism would be.

Fact check: Liberals say that Trump is like Hitler but Trump is only planning a reich that lasts 100 years.

This is what happens when you don't tax rich people, I'm dead serious. You have to keep the money moving in rational ways or it all devolves to hustle

Hey remember that time a bunch of losers got mad at a lady who made a video game about depression and it led to several thousand federal employees losing their jobs

the media: the trouble is, no-one’s giving advice to men! loads of people: be fun. wash regularly so you smell nice. learn to cook. take pleasure in giving other people pleasure. be interested in other people. the media: so here’s a man who says you should become a human trafficker.

"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills." theonion.com/if-fema...

"Rolling Stone, WIRED, Teen Vogue, and your favorite tech blog leading the charge against fascism while your parents' Very Serious Papers of Record dig their own graves" sounds like cringe Millennial fan fiction from the Livejournal of someone whose parents banned them from using Limewire, and yet,

the purpose of banning section 230 is to ban all political, sexual, or critical speech from the internet this is to silence grassroots movements that don’t have the explicit sanction of the wealthy and powerful you are an abject moron or a liar if you believe it has any other purpose

When you've lost GrowingDaniel...

@helldude.bsky.social has managed to personally make a sitting vice President go and tell the papers that he isn’t mad. Incredible.

just put it together that a big chunk of Musk’s attitude towards federal employees probably comes from Snow Crash too

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.

“If a long public conversation with a guy whose most notable achievement is giving himself a benzo addiction possibly as a result of eating nothing but beef doesn’t win back the voters in the Tory heartlands, what will”

From the headline you would think this is an achievement, not the thing that was never ever supposed to happen again www.cbsnews.com/news/us-depo...

If only there had been some kind of warning - on.ft.com/40Zncmv

Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

There are a lot of things going on in the rise of Silicon Valley fascism, but one of the most important is simply spiraling impunity due to the political class's increasing reliance on magical high tech narratives as a substitute for real, difficult policy.

yep

Trump To Victims’ Families: ‘I’m Doing Everything Possible To Resegregate Flight Schools’ theonion.com/trump-t...

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

Going forward, many people are going to tell you that you are required to respect them or listen to them or agree with them or be nice to them because some politician or intellectual or billionaire said so, and I am here to preemptively remind you that you are still free to tell them to fuck off. 😘

i feel like it's important to look at zuck's political volte-face within the context of intra-silicon valley politics, not solely in the context of the national electoral environment maxread.substack.com/p/why-is-mar...

People are going to be eating a lot of humble pie when in a few months when we're all counting on Olivia Nuzzi to get to the bottom of the policy steps leading to the polio epidemic

I cannot wait for some future Snowdon-esque leak to reveal that the entire game War Thunder was an intel op by a non-aligned power to exploit the overinflated egos and weird boosterism of service members at permanent UN Security Council members.

Could Donald Trump be a moderating influence on an Elon Musk presidency?

The New York Times devoted more front page real estate in the election year to the absurd idea that elite college Presidents were anti-semites for allowing their students to do constitutionally-protected pro-Palestine protests than covering Trump surrounding himself with actual neo-Nazis. Why?

Love Actually (2003) is a beloved Christmas classic but what many fans don’t realise is that the country it’s set in, “England”, wasn’t just made up for the film - it actually exists! It has a population of 69 million people and its chief export is gas turbines.

He's trading his goods He's living in Ur His copper is suspect Claims one customer Ea-Nasir is coming to town

Billionaires genuinely have more money than sense, and the money makes them have less sense too

"What do you mean the sign about looking upon my works and despairing is still standing??? No! That's the worst possible - if the *works* are gone but the sign is still up then I'm gonna look like a fucken dickhead! Why didn't you make the works out of the same shit you made the sign out of?!"

It's revenge bedtime procrastination o'clock! My new Substack is up, including panto (love), Octonauts (like) and Julia Donaldsons (meh): open.substack.com/pub/squareey...

not rid me of this meddlesome priest or go kill that priest, but we are inviting the last guy who killed a priest to a party

A while ago, I made this meme after reading a book about the history of Project OXCART and the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird

Don’t be discouraged if you didn’t get it all done this week. The emails can wait. The laundry will keep. The strange, glowing orb hovering silently in your living room isn’t going anywhere either

Big fan of whatever is happening here