Well don't I feel stupid

Leviathan 1 — Kraken 0

[TMNT font] TRANS AUTISTIC ANTI-FASCIST

The success of the boycott of Disney over Kimmel is simultaneously encouraging and infuriating, because it shows people could have stood up to this shit at any point before this - in defense of trans people, in defense of black women, in defense of so many others - and simply didn't

“The Reichstag Fires will continue until our credibility improves”

Impossible—scientists have proven that the intermittent presence of cows by the side of the road is a vital part of our transportation infrastructure, without which passengers on Midwest highways would die of boredom in under three hours.

if you time your sin on the exact frame the rapture cutscene triggers you get the 'dragged down to hell' cutscene instead but wrong warp to heaven which saves about 5 seconds

Cracking my egg let me break my habit of chewing my nails, so I can grow them longer. Guess that’s gonna help in turn with another one—I discovered today just *why* nose-picking is seen as a ‘masculine’ habit. Long nails = me looking like I just overloaded my nasopharyngeal alien implant. TW: Blood

Movie exec: “A bag full of cash? Too implausible. How bout a wire transfer to an offshore account? Or crypto—crooks love that stuff, right?” Scriptwriter: “Well, he doesn’t trust digital to be untraceable. And physical currency just feels shadier and more corrupt” (continued)

Who the actual FUCK does a WWE-style walkout to their husband's FUNERAL?! But sure, tell me again how social media shitposters are the ones being disrespectful to the dead.

Last #EraOfTheEclipse post for tonight, promise: I really appreciate how, even in what's essentially a mystery story, the author makes a point of *NOT* trying to keep every plot twist under wraps till the last moment. #Starfinder #SpeculationNotSpoilers (1/3)

Prediction: the 'shrine' isn't in the Arcanamirium. It's the Lorespire itself. (Second guess is another site on the Lorespire campus) #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse #SpeculationNotSpoilers

Tyrcell is right—this Astrachios guy sucks. #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse #SpeculationNotSpoilers

Zo!: "I think I know who wrote that account...and...who they eventually *became* too." I'm assuming that first part refers to Tyrcell... but "who they became"... I've got an unpleasant theory, and this one I'm comfortable sharing. #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse #SpeculationNotSpoilers (1/3)

"They could break you in half!" *drawing their pistol* "They have big muscles, but I have [S]mall [A]rms." *groan* #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse

Oh geez, just came up with a theory that I'm *sure* I'm right about, but I can't post even as speculation, because if I AM right, simply knowing it's a possibility makes the clues (many of them legit subtle) stand out way more. #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse #SpeculationNotSpoilers

Hmm... so looking where Golarion used to be seems to trigger violent agitation and mental instability... wonder why that could be? *cough*Rovagug*cough* #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse #SpeculationNotSpoilers

Also, it's too early in the book to be relevant yet, but I promise no spoilers--nothing here that I wouldn't mind knowing in advance myself. (I WILL be speculating, and can't promise I won't be scarily accurate, b/c I'm good at that. But I'll err on the side of caution). #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse

Okay, Dae and Chk-Chk I was familiar enough with already. But I just discovered Tyrcell, android bartender (maybe? they think they are, but there's clearly more to them than that) with a very "snarky private eye" vibe to them, and they're amazing too. #Starfinder #EraOfTheEclipse

Finally getting around to reading the #Starfinder novel, #EraOfTheEclipse (not for lack of wanting--executive function is more fickle than Besmara for me) Three pages in and I'm blown away with how effortlessly author Tim Pratt weaves in the necessary exposition for newcomers to the setting.

Brb, going to Canada. 🖖

Yeah, I don’t do NSFW stuff here, but I still think the guidelines are terrible—ineffective for their stated purpose *and* easily exploited for targeted harassment. Also, the Bluesky Blackout thing is either an op, or so badly misguided to be indistinguishable from one, a la Hanlon’s Razor. (1/3)

Zeus’ disguise was perfect—until he farted.

🎶Little town, it’s a haunted village / spirits lurk, behind every door / Little town, with a pair of Ravens / speaking only “Nevermore”🎵

*So* many corporate fuckups can be traced back to the suits assuming that “loudest group = largest group”.

Nobody’s reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engine pumping, and thumping in time anymore, and that’s sad.

This restaurant’s decor is stereotypical sports bar—a neon Budweiser sign on the wall has to be 8-10 ft long—feels like it should be blasting country. Might be; but can’t tell for sure—bass is so high it feels more like a techno rave from a movie with spies and/or vampires.

Nael, age 6: 1 — William Blake: 0

I opened this photo and every device in my house immediately started playing ‘Do You Hear the People Sing’ from “Les Misérables”. (Not really, obviously… the music emanated from thin air) Photo by Stacey Wescott of the Chicago Tribune, who should start working on a Pulitzer acceptance speech

Look, the Kimmel thing is distressing, don’t get me wrong. But seeing people treat it as THE watershed moment of the administration’s assault on free speech feels kinda weird when campus protesters were getting disappeared MONTHS ago. (1/2)

*slow clap*

Hey, feel like defying fascists? Support trans people! Like Brakka, for instance! (Or others! There's no shortage of worthy #MutualAid candidates, unfortunately) If you can't afford to contribute, repost to boost the signal! You don't have to help everyone. Just do what you can.

Look. Allies. I know y’all mean well, but… could we maybe get a little less “protect trans rights because they’re coming for you next” and a little more “protect trans rights because trans people are human beings with the same right to exist as anyone else”? (1/4)

Inspired by a post on my Lodge's Discord: #Pathfinder

Me, every morning.

Smash 2 movies together Kramer vs Jason The Last Samurai Unicorn Home Alone: Escape From New York Mad Max: Fury Road to El Dorado The Princess Bride of Frankenstein Atlantis: the Lost Empire Strikes Back The Sixth Sense and Sensibility The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes on a Plane

Smash 2 movies together to make a new one Avengers: Age of Innocence

Smash 2 movies together to make a new one Robin Hood: Men In Black Tights

Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie Aguirre, the Wrath of Godzilla

Smash 2 movies together to make a new movie Jurassic World War Z

I’m not crying, you’re crying—I am SOBBING. Thank you, @gailsimone.bsky.social . I needed this.

Running games of #Pathfinder and #Starfinder at #GalaxyConDesMoines this weekend. (Well, the game I was supposed to run didn’t fire, but that just meant I got to jump in and play in another instead).

wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.

“We interrupt this broadcast with breaking news, live from Washington D.C., where mass festivities have broken out following the announcement of…” (Yes, I know Nintendo Direct is prerecorded. That’s why it’s unrealistic!)

Add '— and I cannot stress this enough — ' to a movie line. “Leave the gun. Take—and I cannot stress this enough—the cannoli.”

Add '— and I cannot stress this enough — ' to a movie line. “THIS. IS—and I cannot stress this enough—SPARTA!”

Add '— and I cannot stress this enough — ' to a movie line. “No man can kill me!” “I am—and I cannot stress this enough—no man!”

Add '— and I cannot stress this enough — ' to a movie line. “I don’t like sand. It’s rough, and coarse, and it—and I cannot stress this enough—gets everywhere.”

Add ‘—and I cannot stress this enough—‘ to a movie line. “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare—and I cannot stress this enough—to die!”

Every. Asmodeus-damned. Session! #Pathfinder #Starfinder #JustGMThingd