My wife has a theory. The Belcher children haven’t aged despite canonically living through eleven Thanksgivings. Bob is trapped in a one-year time loop, which resets every Thanksgiving. He’s condemned to re-live the same year over and over until he creates the perfect Thanksgiving.

Be our Vesk Be our Vesk Join our party, it's the best Strap your Doshko to your back, Chérie And we provide the EXP 🎶 #Starfinder #TTRPG

Happy Gluttony Day to all my American friends. Friendly PSA that only certain avians are socially acceptable to serve to guests, and ravens are emphatically *NOT* in that category. #CorvidsAreFriendsNotFood

My favorite is 8. (7's fine... but I'd also take 10, 6 and Tactics over it, tbh) Want an even spicier take? 8's opening cutscene music, "Liberi Fatali" and final boss track, "The Extreme", are *both* better than "One-Winged Angel". Come at me nerds. #FinalFantasy

Your scientists were so focused on whether they *could*, they didn’t stop to think if they *should*, Charlie Brown.

All these moments will be lost to time, like tears in the rain, Charlie Brown

I see dead people, Charlie Brown.

So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it, Charlie Brown.

WAIT A MINUTE! What if that Awakened Chicken Caydenite went off on a quest to liberate a town from a tyrannical overlord… who turned out to be a *Vorpal Dragon*? BWA HA HA HA HA! #Pathfinder #DraconicCodex

This is just how we sing it now.

The Runelords are back in town. This is fine. Right? Check out the Revenge of the Runelords Adventure Path, first two installments available now! buff.ly/xtej0iI

Weirdest thing at the con: chatted with a guy in *amazing* shinigami cosplay; cool dude. Saw him drop his notebook, but lost track of him in the crowd. Turned it in, to lost and found, of course… but when I got home, it was in my bag somehow, along with an apple core. Guess it’s mine now. #DeathNote

spicy

When I’m done gaming, I go kick back and relax with a Nuka-Crunch Sour at #PawnAndPint. I’m Commander Raven Shepard, and this is my favorite gaming tavern on the Citadel.

A game happened! #Starfinder 1-10, Rites Of Rekindling, brand new scenario! New players, which sometimes means a bumpy ride, but they slid through, and stayed afloat. Good times! #PlanetAnimeKansasCity

Deleted my downer post from yesterday; however discouraged I might’ve felt in the moment, broadcasting that in a hashtagged post was poor form, easily mistaken as publicly disparaging the con itself. Emphatically not my intent. Mood was down to circumstance and my dumb brain. #PlanetAnimeKansasCity

Alright, let’s give this one more shot! Brand-new, super fun scenario, 2500 Lobby past the info booth. #PlanetAnimeKansasCity #Starfinder #PraiseTheSun

Day 3 con brain be like: Running games gives me energy, though, so come find me in the 2500 Lobby past the info desk and play a game! #PlanetAnimeKansasCity #Pathfinder #Starfinder

Next on the agenda! I have several people supposedly returning shortly, and timing isn’t critical, so I *do* expect this to fire. I mean, come on, it’s #PlanetAnimeKansasCity! If ANY #Pathfinder quest is gonna draw at an anime con, it oughta be the one with tanuki!

Back from lunch ready for a game… but not sure I shouldn’t keep the sign up. Like, permanently.

PLEASE! HELP BRAKKA! She’s SO close to getting through this, don’t let her fall short at the end! Give if you can, boost if you can’t, PLEASE!

Back at it again! Giving this one more chance, then moving on in the next slot. #Starfinder #PlanetAnimeKansasCity #Skittermander #ThrowDoshko

Good lord, the level of restraint on the part of the writer(s) who composed this sidebar and named the corresponding ability! I mean, the implication is still obvious, but respect for the classiest description of a fart rocket I’ve ever seen. #Starfinder #AlienCore

On the Forum Specifically For Demon Summoning: Person: I want something to cast Control Water. Can you help, even though it wouldn’t be a demon? Me: Actually, the Omox can cast that! *explains how to summon one* Person: No! Demons are mindless, destructive trash! Me: Um… *looks up at forum name*

Welp, disappointing, but not unexpected, for first day. One more hour before I pack it in. Get to Dreamlink Labs soon! If you take too long… #Starfinder #Skittermanders #PlanetAnimeKansasCity

#PlanetAnimeKansasCity update: no games yet. Not unexpected; most people wanna take a turn through the show floor first. Biding time flipping through #Starfinder #AlienCore. Apparently they have giant, alien Mantis Shrimp. That can fly. Eat your heart out, @theoatmeal.bsky.social

What? You want more of the cute chick and less of the sign? Okay fine… #PlanetAnimeKansasCity #Pathfinder #Starfinder #CuteGMsInYourAreaLookingToPlay

Go time! #PlanetAnimeKansasCity #FountainCityLodge #Pathfinder #Starfinder

Getting set up for #Pathfinder and #Starfinder at #PlanetAnimeKansasCity! Captain Concierge and friends are holding down the fort!

*taps the "Using AI to dunk on its answers is still using AI" sign*

Thank you, Brakka. To my trans siblings; you’re not alone. Survive however you have to; make sure that anyone determined to grind you away doesn’t come away unscathed. Adversor et admorsus. #TransDayOfRemembrance2025

A few assorted pics to pique your curiosity (I’m playing coy, but read my *delightful* alt text for extra info!) #Starfinder

For a local con last weekend, our Fountain City Lodge for #Paizo Organized Play ran a multi-table special—for #Starfinder2E! What’s that you say?SF2 released in August, and doesn’t HAVE a multi-table special yet? Correct, it doesn’t. So we wrote one of our own. (Second pic has spoilers in alt text)

2025 me: "And the government is run by an evil cabal of conspirators" 1997 me, nodding: "Yeah, figures. And they're too clever to ever get caught, right?"" 2025 me: "No, actually. They make the Keystone Cops look competent." 1997 me: *spits out soda* 2025 me: "Oh, by the way, you're actually a girl"

Hey, if any drugstores out there need extra seasonal help, and *aren't* run by soulless ghouls, I'm pretty sure you just got handed an easy button to recruit people with relevant experience. Jus' sayin'...

Rare actual footage of Shelyn, in her aspect as Chiitan, during her battle with Nyarlathotep on Aucturn. Video courtesy of the #Starfinder Society.

"How To Easily Disable AI On Literally Any Device" Wood chipper. Processor first.

I was reading this apple-based TTRPG and found it pretty indigestible, but then I realised it was the core set.

Scholars speculate that the ‘Ur-dog’ may well be the ancestor of the modern ‘Up-dog’.

Not much time left, but I've seen last-minute pushes before; I know y'all can do it! I got a powerful need for that #Starfinder dress! (I'm apparently a Firefly character, I guess?) Check out Skittering Through the Stars by Jennifer Brazas on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/sav...

New #Starfinder headcanon: Chiitan is an aspect of Shelyn. (Remember, Zon-Shelyn is worshipped as a single deity, but Zon-Kuthon and Shelyn didn’t fusion dance—they’re still separate beings.

*thunder rumbles, Droven cranks the rod up into position* *lightning crackles overhead* Droven: “WHIRP! NOW!” *Whirp struggles with a breaker switch, throwing it just as the lightning strikes* Droven: “IT’S ALIIIIIIIVE!!!” Whirp: *blasted through the air and shrieking like R2-D2 spit out on Dagobah*

DRAGONS!!!

Signal boost (from my piddly account, but every bit helps!) Don’t feed these scammers your stuff!

Well Well Well, if Predator Badlands isn't one of the most delightfully silly examples of Genre 2 I've seen in a while

Top five film genres: -Mind-blowing spectacle, backed with actual substance -Clever mystery that earns its reveals fairly -Trapped character has to think their way out -Quirky action flick with good writing and gorgeous fight choreography -Endlessly-quotable, genre-crossing adventure

No matter what class I’m playing, I have to actively force myself to take less than +2 INT. Skills are just SO good, and the INT skills are SO useful.