She is very lonely

In every other respect as well, this time around was everything we could've hoped for. Bigger, better, wackier... we'd been talking this one up for months, and everyone who came, whether to play or just to spectate, had a ball. Verdict: Huge Success #Starfinder #WheelOfMonsters

Yes, that IS in fact #Paizo head of #OrganizedPlay @alexspeidel.bsky.social as the legendary undead media mogul. I think. I'm still not 100% convinced that wasn't *actually* Zo!, so stunning as Alex's performance was.

The TRUE highlight was the encore presentation of the Fountain City Lodge's very own, unofficial, utterly ridiculous #Starfinder multi-table special... WHEEL! OF! MONSTERS! The Multi-table Special After its wild success last year, we worked to revise it, and brought it back at #MidwestGameFest

Last weekend spent running and playing Paizo games at #MidwestGameFest. Highlights: A table at the #Pathfinder multi-table special actually *accepting* the devil's bargain offered by a major villain. A distressed shipyard owner diving into the ocean to help the PCs repel the attack on his shipyard

I want cis Americans to sit uncomfortably with the fact that most of these restrictions were ushered in through the liberal act of "just asking questions" about trans people.

Post your favorite ‘Lord of the Rings’ characters. Wrong answers only.

Types of Board Game xkcd.com/3235/

I don't make the rules, Futurama is now isekai.

"The only thing that stops a bad bear with cocaine is a good salmon with cocaine". -salmon cocaine enthusiasts

#PathfinderSociety scenarios often have amusing crit fail results for their Recall Knowledge checks, but my scenario for tonight may be the first time I’ve laughed out loud at crit *success* result—an entertaining meta-reference between the in-game and IRL incarnations of the Society.

“I am great, but not so great as Cayden Cailean” #Pathfinder

A room for a man deeply insecure about the quality of his balls.

Still without power. Company site says it should be back up within the hour… but they also claim it was ‘first reported’ around noon today, so I’m skeptical of their reliability.

My mid-forties ass:

Ugh. Car in today for what I was hoping would just be an oil change. But it was giving me ominous vibes, and, yeah… transmission stuff. Ugh. Though, it did inspire this amusing imagined version of the conversation: Me: “So what’s the problem?” Mechanic: “Defective tranny” Me: “I meant with my car”

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor

Feeling utterly powerless right now… …not because of depression. Our house literally has no electricity. A storm must’ve knocked out a transformer or something this morning. I literally have no power.

Also, at some point, my autocorrect decided that “raven” should always be capitalized, so I have to manually correct it when talking about the bird. I’m… not displeased with this.😆🐦‍⬛

I mean, I’m a huge #Paizo fangirl to begin with, AND I took my name from the Poe poem—a bird heavily associated with ominous portents. Heck, one my favorite board games, Betrayal At the House On the Hill, literally uses a raven to designate its portentous Omen cards. So, uh, yeah. Right up my alley.

Step into the darkness... paizo.com/13omens #13omens #ttrpg #ttrpgs #rpg #rpgs #paizo

One of my favourites from polar bear guiding is 'Einsteins'. We use it on the radio to let others know where a mom and two cubs are - MC^2 :) It's not really a hobby, but it's to keep guests from getting excited too soon.

As an official Cool* Aunt, I second this message. *: Well, for a given value of “cool”. Almost went with “weird”… but that muddles the message when Vance is involved, since the word’s been famously applied to describe him (albeit with a different connotation).

Me back when I joined Bsky: “Oh wow, I can set down my phone, follow external links, or tab away, then come back to right where I left off—no auto-refreshed feed or hunting for my feed like on FB!” BSky, as of last month: “Oh, you did any of that? Or enlarged an image? Back to the top with you!” 🙄

Get hype!

Didn’t get pics from yesterdays session, and today’s game (same scenario!) looks like it’s not happening, so I staged some recreations. #Starfinder #RideImmortal #HighwaysOfValhalla

Hey, a bigger grid, with categories! (And they’re customizable, too, which I took full advantage of)

"Why'd you scream this morning?" "I dreamt I was being chased by AWFUL things, and the faster I tried to run, it felt like my arms and legs were made of lead, and they were closing in, and..." "Ah, yeah, I'd scream at that too" "What? No! I screamed when I woke up and realized I was *here* instead!"

Okay, but like, even if they do this... you know as soon as he pops off someone's gonna delete his digital ass before his meatspace body is even cold. No way there's not gonna be *someone* with access who'll have spent years if not decades quietly nursing a seething grudge against that jackass.

"You've been charged with being cool as shit. How do you plead?" "Guilty, your honor." "Bailiff, give this man a Baja Blast and drop him off at the nearest arcade with a cup full of whatever coins we in Ireland put in arcade games."

inside either store:

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Prof Layton: “My word! Sir, a true gentleman would never stoop to outright plagiarism! And the environmental costs? All for inherently untrustworthy results?! …sir, I’m afraid that if you keep going on your current path…” *the Professor’s eyes go blank* “…you’re going to have a bad time.”

Disappointingly bland. Obviously it’s “give us money” (though a PAC that’s totes independent of the Democratic Party, scout’s honor). All “Trump’s horrible; we need to recapture the Senate to fight him!” Focuses almost entirely on Social Security & Medicare, because Cthulhu forbid he…

THIS in the mail today. Would normally toss unopened, but I could use a good laugh. (Gonna live dangerously and stand up, though—Chuck ain’t the boss of me.)

The Mira Edition #kpopdemonhunters #polytrix #huntrix

Gavin Newsom is the sort of guy who would vote against a bill allowing you to hunt homeless trans people for sport purely because he believes trans people shouldn’t be allowed to participate in sports.

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

GO GO GODZILLA

I am calling for the dishes in my sink to be washed, it is unconscionable for that bowl to have dried spaghetti sauce on it, someone must act immediately

*opens BlueSky* *reads about three posts* Okay, enough BlueSky for today *closes BlueSky*

5 minutes into this film and I'm not feeling it. It's just some no-hoper loser boxer in Philadelphia. It's a Rocky start.

This just in: Artemis II mission officially passes the Bechdel test.

Depluralize a movie Craft Beer of the Navigator

If a friendly 'TLoU' fungus isn't to your liking, Hostless Entu lets you basically play as the Venom symbiote. Or, play a Xenometric Android Entu Colony and be friendly Borg nanites! (Technosymbiote & Techentu help here; Advanced Physiological Mimicry lets you turn into nanite armor!) #Starfinder

Hey. It’s my birthday today. Wanna get me a present? Help Brakka out. Give if you can, share if you can’t.