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Indian takeaway tonight. My feet are killing me, so it's handy that the restaurant is right across the road from my home. :)

A great afternoon hosting the school fete, ending in me getting a drenching by the kids. Nice quiet day ahead tomorrow. :)

2 Muppet 2 Furious

On the phone to Specsavers, and got called "My Lovely" 15 times. I think they need to go to Specsavers... 😅

Merde. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis...

Was going to go out tonight, but my energy levels have slumped. I'm hosting a school fete tomorrow, so need to get my energy back, so having an early night.

Right then... @overtonradio.com NOW until 5pm. Come and join me.

Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe can FUCK OFF. There, I've said it.

Thank fuck I'm not going to look like this when I get my glasses next week.

Far too many midges around at the moment. I'm covered in them...

I play this quite a lot on the radio, it's such a great track, and she's a bloody good guitarist.

No thank you Co-op, I don't want £10 off my next Snappy Shopper order when I live right next door to you...

Under 16s to be banned from drinking Frosty Jack's in the park.

I hate having to play radio stations on Alexa through TuneIn. So many fucking adverts.

I've just won a weather competition. I beat the raining champion.

Today's watch face...

RIP Roy Hattersley.

This is what will happen if Scotland win the World Cup...

Taking a short break from the Overton Music Festival to have some lunch, and I can hear the brass band playing from my bedroom window, mixed with the revving of some twat's car engine. Lovely.

Today's watchface...

Day 2 of the Music Festival is over, and I've settled down with a Chinese takeaway and a pint of cider. One more afternoon to get through... :)

Because he's a cunt. Next...

These guys were absolutely fantastic!

Saturday.

Today's watch face...

Day one of the Overton Music Festival is DONE. Back again tomorrow morning to do it all again!

All set up and ready for Day 1 of the Overton Music Festival!

Heaven know's he's fucking miserable now...

New watch... New watch face.

Oh, crickey...

Busy day ahead. I’m heading to Basingstoke for a bit of shopping in a bit, then straight into hosting the Overton Music Festival from this evening. Looking forward to it all kicking off. Good music, good people, and a packed weekend coming up. Feels like a good weekend! 😊

Just watched an interview with Kevin Bishop where he does his Steve Coogan impression. One of the best impressions I have ever heard.

Me when I get my glasses next week...

Well... my free NHS eye test has cost me £20. Yep, I need glasses.

Off to Specsavers later.

PELE WAS SHITE PELE WAS SHITE HE WAS WORSE THAN JASON LEE...

Won a tenner and a box of shortbread biscuits at the bingo tonight. That'll do.

Sorry, not a Doctor Who fan.

If anybody wants a copy of Osteopath Weekly I have back issues.

5 mile walk in the bag, time to take it easy for the rest of the day.

Been hosting a Football club presentation day today. 6 HOURS. I'm exhausted. Pizza in the oven. Time to chill out.

Ah, it's that time of year again! Watching the 24 Hour Gameshow Marathon! www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsFj...

Oh no. Such a great actor. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Fuck off. Seriously, this guy can fuck right off.

If only there was a Wordpress plugin that would allow me to take a single page and copy the contents over to a new Wordpress site without me having to do it manually...