This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

We don’t want White House lawn wrestling matches. We want bodily autonomy and a sane president.

Awkwardly pushing 4 shopping carts through Aldi because I only had a dollar bill on me.

🚨 MAGA VS. VETERAN OUTSIDE DELANEY HALL 🚨 On Day 8 of the hunger/labor strike, a six-tour veteran confronts a MAGA counter-protester outside the Newark ICE prison. The hunger strike may be waning, but the labor strike inside is still going strong. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

It’s just sooo damn comforting watchin anything from the 90s & earlier cause everyone still had lines on their foreheads 🥹🥹🥹🥹

We can’t afford healthcare

@stephenking.bsky.social Are you watching Widow's Bay? It's a pretty fun little homage to your work

Blessed are the shitposters for their kingdom is Bsky

for my birthday this year i am kindly asking for a $1.8 billion slush fund that i can use specifically to be an asshole

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

And the gold keeps flowing, as the price of food & gas keeps soaring.

Wise words from @focusedoninfinity.bsky.social. Yet we let 68,000 Americans die this way. Every. Single. Year. This has to change. #MedicareForAll.

Dolly already has her Halloween costume SORTED

Tennessee Brando obliterates absurd MAGA talking point about Dems and the KKK: "If there wasn't a party switch, I want you to do me a favor. Find the biggest redneck you can with a big Confederate flag flying off his trailer. Walk up, knock on his door and ask him why he voted for Kamala Harris"

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Luke, I am your uncle. Luke, I am your third cousin. Luke, I am your grandmother. - Skywalker family reunion

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

Word has it that RFK Jr just ripped off his shirt and swam in his jeans to the Hanta boat

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

I like to use my RFK Jr voice when I do dirty talk.

Slightly diminish a book: Fahrenheit 45

If I had the ability to read minds I would mind tf out of my own business and know exactly what I actually want for dinner every night and die happy

I’m an organ donor because I’ve accepted that like an old car, I’ll one day reach a point where the only sensible thing to do with me is to strip me for parts.

Babe, can you make sure my bib is tucked in regularly when they strap me to a dolly and wheel me to a facility?

Shaka, at the White House Correspondents Dinner

The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Tulsa Town Hall with Pete Buttigieg

the boys are back in town and you can tell bc all the cupboard doors have been left open

Know what should be deported? My next door neighbor’s wind chimes.