What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

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“Kirk & I were on different sides of most political arguments. We were on the same side of the continued possibility of American politics.” So it’s personal? B/c if you were a Black woman or transgender, Kirk would not imagine you having any role in the future of American politics.

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

he died doing what he loved. being wrong

god. damn.

Ah what's wrong little buddy? Why the dirty delete? Big clever dark money think tank boy like you can almost certainly defend the position you came to based on ✨vibes✨ against a bunch of people who have actually read a book one time.

I find it funny when an animated movie for an original IP that wasn't meant to be a big deal ends up making bank, and then every executive is left wondering how it happened. The answer is then always that the movie had a coherent and well-crafted story, looked cool, and had good music. Every time.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I’d advise any remaining administrative staff at Old Trafford to freshen up the résumés tonight

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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society

And you opposed actions taken then, too.

interesting to note that 400 protesters have monopolized all of LASD’s enforcement power because they tried to help ICE arrest half a dozen guys working at a Home Depot if you’re scoring on efficiency, the protesters are winning

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All true at once: 1) Some tactics aren't that useful now, especially those relying on standard assumptions about "the way things work." 2) Many genuinely useful tactics seem inadequate. They need to be done anyway. 3) Fascist regimes are far more brittle than they seem. Especially this one.

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people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.

If you’re reading this. If you’re a kid: read the Wayside School books. Wayside School books rule #lifehack

that’s right, I have ocd and adhd as well as a third equally sensual thing

literally every day is going to provide more evidence that the "let's provide some votes for the least bad trump nominees out of respect for the presidency" was a boneheaded strategy. any idiot could have told senate democrats that any vote for any of these people was going to make them look bad.

"I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." - Mewtwo Mewtwo is gay and trans

might fuck (around) and be come the e.e. cum(mings) of bluesky

tbf i am absolutely starved for actual, explicit support from politicians amidst The Circumstances, but this is enough for me to start a gofundme to have a full-size juggernaut costume assembled & given to pritzker. and then i saw we let this guy loose in the next big dnc gathering.

every so often I remember neuralink exists, who tf is like "oh yeah I definitely want the guy behind the cybertruck inserting hardware directly into my brain"

Here is my final draft, comprehensive list of local, state and federal politicians who should not face a primary challenger I any upcoming election we're allowed to have: The end.

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@uhactually.bsky.social When I first saw Karl Ove Knausgaurd’s name, I assumed that they had misspelled Karl Rove and that he had written a sequel to Mein Kampf. I eventually learned otherwise. But your name made me laugh.

i hope i’ve consumed so many microplastics that when i die and they cut me open it’s just orbeez ❤️

Babe, you okay? You haven't read any of your Battletech branded in universe annotated version of Sun Tzu's The Art of War!

Jesus fucking christ man

I cannot find the words to communicate how absolutely psychotic it feels to see BILL KRISTOL calling for basic dignity and decency and humanity and respect for transgender people, while the President of the United States uses the white house to sell lemon autos

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From The Archives: Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison

Mahmoud Khalil did nothing wrong.

Operation Olive Market Garden

The problem with the United States of America isn't Muslim or Arab Americans. It's not Black people being too woke. It's not trans people existing. It's white moderates. It's always been white moderates.

“i disagree with everything Khalil was saying, and how he was saying it. im glad the nypd bashed all those kids’ heads in last year and he should maybe be expelled. but the important thing is…wait what was i saying?” we’re truly watching the rhetorical masters at work with these kinds of statements

Ah yes the five genders

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

So God created the world in 7 days, showed it to the other Gods, and after a few moments of uncomfortable silence, one of them said: “The important thing is that you like it.”

The allegations aren't just credible, some of the staff have already been convicted in state court. The argument by DOJ is that pursuing damages for the children who were raped would “incentivize illegal crossings at the southern border.” Incredibly evil people are in charge of our government.

Please stop calling me a silly billy. I have grown up since then, ok, I'm an adult, I'm a silliam william now

That hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together 😢🥴

Claudia Sheinbaum, President of Mexico, International Women’s Day 2025