I think we all have to ask ourselves what we would do if Zohran left his wife to be with Olivia Nuzzi. I would learn the clarinet - I feel like that instrument would be able to express what I felt

Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real

Reskeet if you adore trans girls!!

3 days into T i attempted lifting weights only to discover im not magically Strong

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it's always girl cock but never woman cock

"wow, look who's decided to join us" also devastating to a deeply depressed kid who's managed to drag themselves out of the hole in an effort to find comfort in socialization

i hope they build it exactly like this

For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin. Here's the video of it running.

Mayor Johnson is cooking

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

nobody: my parents:

You know what is a weird thing I miss about regular TV seasons? Obligatory seasonal holiday episodes. Like, no one dropping 8 episodes in July is going to give you an unhinged Halloween ep, a totally inappropriate murder on Christmas ep, and probably some weird Valentine's Day nonsense.

so much of the Bible takes place in Egypt and yet there's not a single mummy attack during any of those arcs, in case you were still under the illusion that prophets care about what the fandom wants

I wish people defended smeared victims of sexual violence the way they defend problematic male candidates for office

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

in defense of literal Boomers/Silent Generation folk getting their brains cooked on Facebook and now commercials with AI — not only did the technology come about *remarkably* quickly on the timescale of a 70+ year old life, a lot of the details making it obvious it's fake aren't clear with bad eyes

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

Gassing protesters in the U.S. is a fully bipartisan project and this has been true for a long time...

im sorry but if you think “normies” dont care about the white house being demolished for a half billion dollar golden vanity ballroom as the economy implodes then you just arent as plugged in as you think you are

dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

Good luck to our MLBPA union brothers on the Dodgers and @bluejays.com as they start the World Series tonight. Play ball, and solidarity forever!

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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

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“Kirk & I were on different sides of most political arguments. We were on the same side of the continued possibility of American politics.” So it’s personal? B/c if you were a Black woman or transgender, Kirk would not imagine you having any role in the future of American politics.

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

he died doing what he loved. being wrong

god. damn.

Ah what's wrong little buddy? Why the dirty delete? Big clever dark money think tank boy like you can almost certainly defend the position you came to based on ✨vibes✨ against a bunch of people who have actually read a book one time.

I find it funny when an animated movie for an original IP that wasn't meant to be a big deal ends up making bank, and then every executive is left wondering how it happened. The answer is then always that the movie had a coherent and well-crafted story, looked cool, and had good music. Every time.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

I’d advise any remaining administrative staff at Old Trafford to freshen up the résumés tonight

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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society

And you opposed actions taken then, too.

interesting to note that 400 protesters have monopolized all of LASD’s enforcement power because they tried to help ICE arrest half a dozen guys working at a Home Depot if you’re scoring on efficiency, the protesters are winning

@amb.his101.com shared with us this set of events that folks may want to be involved with!

All true at once: 1) Some tactics aren't that useful now, especially those relying on standard assumptions about "the way things work." 2) Many genuinely useful tactics seem inadequate. They need to be done anyway. 3) Fascist regimes are far more brittle than they seem. Especially this one.

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people being in the streets means something. never let your cynicism convince you otherwise.

If you’re reading this. If you’re a kid: read the Wayside School books. Wayside School books rule #lifehack

that’s right, I have ocd and adhd as well as a third equally sensual thing