22 year old on Grindr asked if I'm "into younger" and tbh I might just lean in at this point, like that 30 Rock episode where Jack lets Pizzarina Sbarro feed him soup

them chickens is ash and I’m lotion

Me when I lack umami

I milk every trauma in my life like it’s a fat hairy man

the parenthetical pubes cracks me up. is “bush” that ambiguous???

my entire existence

Yessss sister lets air our bushes out together.

[Wii Sports announcer] load felched!

Came inside a guy last night while his boyfriend came in me…sharing resources is so beautiful

Have a triple-threat for breakfast #fcf

KH2 Maleficent:

jumped the gun and thought my account was suspended. all good over here, please don’t kys

Ruth Bator Goonsberg

You annoy even me.

Y’all ready for my closeup? 🎬 #fatcockfriday

Idk man, if you keep poking fun at the way someone is more shy or not as outgoing/talkative as you or how you think they should be, feels like you think it’s a negative trait.

kinda gave up on this for now was gonna do a horny drawing for each but I lost interest, did two simple anon characters to put in horny art, will be using them often :p

I wonder what it was…

gays when their jokes are flopping

Who’s Dixon Myaz

saw a man at gym arrive in a pair of 9” chino shorts and take them off to reveal a 9” athletic short he had on underneath

saw you from across the bar and loved your 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 presentation

Butts have the same effect on me that laser pointers have on cats.

I don’t have time to cum before my day plans but I do have time to ~frustrate myself~

Crystal Methyd coming back to drag race after being the first runner up queen during covid

me flirting: *spontaneously combusts*

running into ex-situationship at the gym

complex post-traumatic stress disorder dick >>>>

When I'm flirting with someone and have built our imaginary future together and then they mention their dog.

science grindr would be called beakr obviously

“i wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” okay so you aren't a real hater

Woke up late, horny, flustered, and busted. Time to face the day

Coachella this and Coachella that when what you need to do is co chell it on the mountain that Jesus Christ was born

Mr. E Gallery 'Strong Man-Optical Illusion' (07-23)

She better back the fuck up

When my phone autocorrects to “just Latin in bed wbu”

Can I come over and stare at you like this

NIGHTCRAWLER 💨 X-MEN: EVOLUTION *since I haven’t done a Kurt costumes cover (yet?), I adapted my PHOENIX OMNIBUS and MARAUDERS 20 cover poses

s/o to cum, easily my fave bodily fluid

How do you do, fellow fat cocks and fat cock connoisseurs? #FcF

the reviews are in :)

There’s two types of gay guys: the ones that are only friends with goblins and the ones that are only friends with ghouls