people who can drink plain black coffee with no sugar, much like witchcraft, is very sexy to me btw x

I can do both

Men have been pissing me off recently, and I’m about to use these two photos interchangeably 🤭🤭

The Ronettes on The Beatles: “Fuck em.”

Brock and his Pokemon apparently just walking around rock hard all the time 🤭

When you have a web dream.

imagine if blocking people made them explode

Go best gay SITE

so we’re getting married

I won't confirm if anything about me is true or not. My lore is complex and contradicting.

mentally i’m here.

ain't nobody's tool up in my shed, ain't nobody's boots under my bed

Few things truly do feel better than seeing someone you despise looking like shit lol

🥲

My face: My personality:

Don’t Think Twice by Utada Hikaru

wait some of you are horny EVERY day!? how exhausting

I'm sorry I unfollowed you. I still want to have sex, but you're also the most insufferable person I've ever interacted with

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

I wonder what it would be like to be uncut

good morning

Princess and Perla

Being a different person when you have caffeine but in an unmedicated adhd way and not a millennial “adulting is hard” way

me looking at pokopia in the eshop but trying to hold off to stick it to the pokemon company

Do you know who could make this happen? Trish.

you, in another decade

Humbly, I have a beautiful penis

what did she know

How I feel when someone blocks me…

Me

My butt gets so sweaty when I jork

something to take the edge off

naked drawing group

bestie posted a nude

Sorry to the good ones out there, but Scream fans are the gay equivalent of Snyder bros. Obnoxious, mean, and worshipful in their devotion to a cult-like degree.

I can’t live this broke life no more

there’s no greater joy in life than being HELLA broke and still having enough scratch for a drunken excursion to iHop with the homies

what if we kissed where the trade left me.. what then ?

I’m not like other boys. (I’m measurably worse.)

art by Harry Bush #gay #cock #dick

kristi noem fired. i’m so horny right now

Just paid over $9 for a can of hard cider

Repost with your dick root.

How's your gaming backlog?

I just had a chai tea latte that was just a cup of milk with a shot of syrup at the bottom 🤮

Balls and bush.