altymonster
@shhhhhhcago.bsky.social
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putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions
until the pie shop looks like chernobyl 🥵
about 19 hours ago
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having a very good time sending this pit pic to very good boys
2 days ago
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help, the older gays are sharing their AI-generated protest signs for No Kings in the group chat
3 days ago
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feeling kinda vein
6 days ago
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Went to send a nude to a boy but almost accidentally sent this
6 days ago
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new dance costume for tonight’s show 😇
11 days ago
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so we’re getting married
13 days ago
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went to local coffee shop before I'd showered or put myself together and of course the hottest barista is working while I'm looking like this
14 days ago
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hot bald daddy running to be my county commissioner followed me back on insta, should I slide in his DMs 🫦 is this my Lady Macbeth moment
16 days ago
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Set myself a trap in my CF story and gave myself a lovely day 🥵
16 days ago
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said something vaguely sorta critical about The S*cr*t Ag*nt on a prediction video and I'm genuinely nervous about it 🙃
18 days ago
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altymonster
Cody
18 days ago
Back-up dancing for some drag queens! 💃
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Happy Friday
20 days ago
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Sorry to the good ones out there, but Scream fans are the gay equivalent of Snyder bros. Obnoxious, mean, and worshipful in their devotion to a cult-like degree.
20 days ago
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oh you boys are hot tbh
22 days ago
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The Night He Came (Home)
22 days ago
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altymonster
Chicago Vers Couple
over 2 years ago
Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq
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Been tempted to put on the pup hood for quite a while but my biggest hold-up is the fact that I love showering and smelling nice (absolutely not shaming or judging anyone, and if there's a subset of pups who love bathtime PLEASE let me know)
22 days ago
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Meeting someone for the first time while you’re both naked is one of my favorite ways to instantly bond
24 days ago
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