altymonster
@shhhhhhcago.bsky.social
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putting the “shh” in Chicago a place to do what I do best: be slutty and have strong opinions
My ancestors crossed an ocean so that one day I could take my dick out while flying over it
about 24 hours ago
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Came inside a guy last night while his boyfriend came in me…sharing resources is so beautiful
8 days ago
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Insane workout this morning 🥵
19 days ago
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hey boy, comfortable down there?
26 days ago
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you know what? I’ll take it 💪
about 1 month ago
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Life gets so much easier when you realize you don’t have to cum to have fun in bed
about 1 month ago
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Do I swim out of this existential black hole with sex or sugar or sleep…for now I’m just posting a nude for a temporary thrill idk
about 1 month ago
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All these loving reviews for Faces of Death are making me feel insane. I found it so stagnant wtf
about 1 month ago
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Fucking on the clock feels so powerful, clap if you agree
about 1 month ago
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Reeeeeally in the mood to have someone ride me 🚴♂️
about 1 month ago
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When someone with a hairy chest talks about trimming it, it feels like exactly they’ve shot me with a gun
about 1 month ago
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yesterday I fucked up my back by doing the daring, reckless act of walking across my floor. Pray for my broken body 👴🏻
about 2 months ago
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until the pie shop looks like chernobyl 🥵
about 2 months ago
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having a very good time sending this pit pic to very good boys
about 2 months ago
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help, the older gays are sharing their AI-generated protest signs for No Kings in the group chat
about 2 months ago
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feeling kinda vein
about 2 months ago
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Went to send a nude to a boy but almost accidentally sent this
about 2 months ago
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new dance costume for tonight’s show 😇
about 2 months ago
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so we’re getting married
2 months ago
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went to local coffee shop before I'd showered or put myself together and of course the hottest barista is working while I'm looking like this
2 months ago
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hot bald daddy running to be my county commissioner followed me back on insta, should I slide in his DMs 🫦 is this my Lady Macbeth moment
2 months ago
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Set myself a trap in my CF story and gave myself a lovely day 🥵
2 months ago
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said something vaguely sorta critical about The S*cr*t Ag*nt on a prediction video and I'm genuinely nervous about it 🙃
2 months ago
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altymonster
Cody @ Cannes
2 months ago
Back-up dancing for some drag queens! 💃
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Happy Friday
2 months ago
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Sorry to the good ones out there, but Scream fans are the gay equivalent of Snyder bros. Obnoxious, mean, and worshipful in their devotion to a cult-like degree.
2 months ago
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oh you boys are hot tbh
2 months ago
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The Night He Came (Home)
2 months ago
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reposted by
altymonster
Chicago Vers Couple
over 2 years ago
Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq
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Been tempted to put on the pup hood for quite a while but my biggest hold-up is the fact that I love showering and smelling nice (absolutely not shaming or judging anyone, and if there's a subset of pups who love bathtime PLEASE let me know)
2 months ago
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Meeting someone for the first time while you’re both naked is one of my favorite ways to instantly bond
2 months ago
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