took off my cock ring and discovered that it is not, in fact, MY cock ring…it’s a slutty mystery 🕵️‍♀️

a rare angle 4 me

Rewatched La La Land for the first time in almost a decade...remember when it was the acceptable and almost REQUIRED position to consider that movie the devil? Woke 1.0 was a different world

douching to the Disclosure Day soundtrack

I love when I post a (controversial?) opinion and a bunch of randos hop into the replies to tell me how wrong I am, as if the idea of them getting so mad about my thoughts that they take the time to write about their displeasure doesn't give me a crazy serotonin boost 😇

Today I interviewed half a dozen Drag Race queens, recorded a Tony predictions podcast, had a gay coffee date and gay sex (separately). Day 1 of Pride Month ✅

If I found Sorry to Bother You totally obnoxious and irritating, should I even bother with I Love Boosters? I’m curious…

Back home, back to my own mirror, back to walking around my apartment naked at all times

Reading positive reviews of some of the most painfully dull, obnoxiously slow movies I saw at Cannes…I really do think some critics (not all!) are sometimes faking it because they’re afraid of being seen as unintellectual. Some movies are just boring!!!

Two nights in a row at the nudist cruising bar in Paris, but tonight I ended it with cheese and French onion soup at 3:30 am (or I guess just…onion soup?)

Sitting in a cafe in Paris, drinking an espresso at 8:30 pm, with the Cannes awards playing in one window and Sniffies open in another...genuinely living my absolute ideal life

Cannes has been a wonderful cinematic experience, but today’s highlight was definitely a French boy asking me “Can you give me your bébés?” while riding me

My ancestors crossed an ocean so that one day I could take my dick out while flying over it

Came inside a guy last night while his boyfriend came in me…sharing resources is so beautiful

Insane workout this morning 🥵

hey boy, comfortable down there?

you know what? I’ll take it 💪

Life gets so much easier when you realize you don’t have to cum to have fun in bed

Do I swim out of this existential black hole with sex or sugar or sleep…for now I’m just posting a nude for a temporary thrill idk

All these loving reviews for Faces of Death are making me feel insane. I found it so stagnant wtf

Fucking on the clock feels so powerful, clap if you agree

Reeeeeally in the mood to have someone ride me 🚴‍♂️

When someone with a hairy chest talks about trimming it, it feels like exactly they’ve shot me with a gun

yesterday I fucked up my back by doing the daring, reckless act of walking across my floor. Pray for my broken body 👴🏻

until the pie shop looks like chernobyl 🥵

having a very good time sending this pit pic to very good boys

help, the older gays are sharing their AI-generated protest signs for No Kings in the group chat

feeling kinda vein

Went to send a nude to a boy but almost accidentally sent this

new dance costume for tonight’s show 😇

so we’re getting married

went to local coffee shop before I'd showered or put myself together and of course the hottest barista is working while I'm looking like this

hot bald daddy running to be my county commissioner followed me back on insta, should I slide in his DMs 🫦 is this my Lady Macbeth moment

Set myself a trap in my CF story and gave myself a lovely day 🥵

said something vaguely sorta critical about The S*cr*t Ag*nt on a prediction video and I'm genuinely nervous about it 🙃

Back-up dancing for some drag queens! 💃

Happy Friday

Sorry to the good ones out there, but Scream fans are the gay equivalent of Snyder bros. Obnoxious, mean, and worshipful in their devotion to a cult-like degree.

oh you boys are hot tbh

The Night He Came (Home)

Looking for my NSFW mutuals! Let’s find each other! #chicago #nsfw #alt #gay #lgbtq

Been tempted to put on the pup hood for quite a while but my biggest hold-up is the fact that I love showering and smelling nice (absolutely not shaming or judging anyone, and if there's a subset of pups who love bathtime PLEASE let me know)

Meeting someone for the first time while you’re both naked is one of my favorite ways to instantly bond