“i wanna play an honorable game” girl it’s SURVIVOR go home grandpa

Ninajirachi if you can hear us. Please save me ninajirachi.

can’t wait for an old white man to do my taxes on monday

everyone manifest j*stin b*eber pulling out of coachella so sza can take his place

husband grabbed my bicep in the airport and now they’re horny oops! 🤭

logging back into blueskydotcom to tell y’all to stream this perfect album

everyone say hello to Her 😋

just had the best katsu of my life

Lushious Massacr is Jesus

tattoos in vegas 🤭

just got on the rose gray train omg

boobs day if you even care 🙂

took this on christmas, feeling jolly today #fcf

Doing an early #fcf as a big thank you for 9k which I didn’t realize I hit. Full sex tape with at least 2 bloomfies at 10k. Also taking bloomfie requests for the collab

apparently i’m ***** right now

just another fat cock Friday #fcf

the best 🥵

i can be your angle… 👼🏼 or your devil 😈

i’m bad at gatekeeping so happy bush tuesday

i love getting upgraded to first class it’s like the universe just knows

Zara Larsson defends Chappell Roan to The Guardian: “When a woman has boundaries, I think people freak out. Men can do violent criminal things and people applaud them, but when a woman says, ‘Stop following me,’ it’s controversial? It’s like: you guys just hate women, actually.”

disappointing episode of survivor yet again !

need to stock up on easter candy before it’s too late

these hospital supplied scrubs are chafing my nipples

Hi! I’ve now seen two entirely different sources trying to manufacture doubt on JK Rowling’s repugnancy ahead of the HBO show. She is a pathetic monster who’s actively using her wealth to make Trans lives harder to live. Do not buy into anyone casting doubt on her actions.

my sunburn turned into the dumbest tan omg

ate the caffeinated chocolate for the taste but now i’m 🫨

do you guys like my axolotl lamp

hilary duff hot ones episode was so good

i love receiving feedback from my manager that i don’t agree with 😻

make sure you leave a bump of k out tn so slayyyter will leave you presents

You really shouldn’t say that something's gay when you mean it's bad, it's insulting. What if every time something was bad, everybody said, “That’s so Governor who personally dismantles homeless encampments rather than addressing the housing crisis in their state”

opening line of someone’s sniffies bio being “❌ NO METH ❌” like okay tell me a story

what speedo brands and jockstraps are we wearing nowadays ladies

ran on the treadmill for 5 minutes and was dripping in sweat 🫩

CHAPPELL VINDICATED

okieee

need new speedos if anyone wants to fund this venture

called me sunburnt gay boy the way that i’m gay and sunburnt

my one cat is good now but i have to take the other one to the cardiologist tomorrow 😩

i’m bad at gatekeeping so happy bush tuesday

my bush looks really good rn but i’m going to gatekeep

saw a wee wee in the locker room and now what am i supposed to do with my day

Can’t wait to miss my exit on the highway because a MILFS NEAR YOU ad pops up in maps

walking by the ambulance bay trying to pull emt trade