took down all the Christmas decorations and tree tonight. now the place looks bare 😪

2016 - 2026

This is the year of the butt plug

my kindle ran out of battery right in the middle of a really steamy paragraph and now i have to wait for it have juice so i can find out what happens!

six months of consistent training and my body has gotten worse 🫠

in bed at 9:30???

scrolling back through my photo library and seeing people who are no longer in my life is always a bit of a melancholy moment

today has been a rollercoaster and it was not a fun one 🙃

what are you supposed to do when you’re *too* expensive? 🙃

i’ve watched this on repeat all day

just finished my friendship homework of watching over 120+ tiktoks sent by @deeohaytch.bsky.social 🙂‍↕️

i’ve decided to just go for it. i hope that’s ok? ✌🏽

this is so me coded

i don’t have big arms so i can’t participate in the bicep thread

the way i can’t get out of my head that when i was at the doctors yesterday the nurse asked if i was pregnant 🫃🏽

i think i might finally watch the final episode of Heated Rivalry today. I think it’s time I went to the cottage

monday morning pump

i wish 2025 hadn’t been the year i lost all confidence in myself 😪

trying to improve my monday mood by working on my pillows

Happy busiest day at the gym of the year may the next machine you need be available when you finish your set!

my tolerance for the cold has already worn thin this winter. i need to be back in the warmth already 😩

someone’s making it hard for me to be productive today

i love how culturally gays are all talk and no action. it’s so inspiring 😉

all i want is someone to cup my chest and tell me i’m beautiful

a fun thing i like to do is post thirst and then go back a week later and delete it cause i’m not repulsed

headphones just died one minute into my workout

tired of learning new information

i really do wonder what it’s going to take for me to actually lock in

well if this isn’t the mondayest feeling friday. i’m so confused.

i’m really craving a detroit style pizza rn

new year, same predictable me

maybe 2026, and i do mean maybe, will be the year i finally try and improve my mental health

i was planning on staying home and spending the day feeling sorry for myself, but the weather looks so nice i think i’ll go outside

new year’s resolution: to try be the little spoon more 🙂‍↕️

my last workout of the year couldn’t better sum up how i am feeling about myself rn

highlights from 2025 🎑

ending the year as i started it with… depression

i’m just going to say the thing you’re not supposed to. wfh sucks. i hate it.

manifesting a ho phase in 2026 like

confession: i stopped watching Heated Rivalry half way through cause the time line was too confusing. i just read the book this week so now i’m going to watch it again and see if it makes any sense

imagine being really hot and then having no online presence. how selfish.

whoever invented jet lag needs to be taken out back and pew pewed!

had to buy my fave jacket in a bigger size today cause i need to start wearing big boy sizes.

back in the states now. who’s bringing me coffee and a kiss to welcome me home?

it’s kind of crazy to think i lived in the UK for over 10 years and yet when i come back now it feels like i never did

as someone who’s main 🫦 is biceps, this current thread has really peaked my interest

i just want stupidly large fun puppies. is that to much to ask?! 😫