My friend and I tried yelling "wanna fook??" à la Broad City today and were not successful.

country boys make do

gay men love something they cannot have.

alone in the VIP

i know it’s completely vain but i really want to get my teeth fixed this year

Kinky vibes

had a blast last night 🥰

being the only gays at a gay wedding is such a trip. yes, you read that right.

🤍

Love wins ♥️

it worked 🙌🏽

when you forget to pack gym kit so go buy an entire outfit to workout and restore your menty h ftw

there’s nothing more liberating then thirsting out loud

it’s such a wonderful feeling to be so in love

Bed head for the win 🏆

My husband takes really flattering photos of me 🫥

are my shorts short enough? idk.

i love men

i’m really getting the feeling that everyone is having a lot more fun than me

just a sweaty little stroll through the bush

Oh yeah, me and him? We went to Bluesky together.

jet lag is so much fun. i’ve been awake since 130am and can’t get back to sleep

Happy hump day guys! Don’t forget to eat some peach today! 😈👌🍑

i know you’re alive, but can you say you’re actually living?

Well amen

being back in Sydney truly makes me feel so much happier

miled a little too high ✈️

bye bye ‘merica! see you soon Oz! ✈️

the weather is warming up and my thirst follows and reply guy habits are on the rise!!

Anyone else excited for summer?

Maybe the vibe for summer 2026?

what is we kissed hello, with tongue, for the bit?

i know i had too much to drink last night

This is a red line train to Glenmont. The next stop is NoMa Gallaudet University…

what are we doing tonight fam?

morning skinty ftw

gn for now

friday.

hair ✂️ just in time for the weekend

realizing how completely burnt out i am and how much i need a vacation. next week couldn’t come soon enough.

Oh you might enjoy this print from my “Last Call🍺” drop… Gogo-dads!? What’s not to like!? This is the last weekend to check out the full collection and grab yourself a limited edition print!

i really need to find some hobbies. all this time on my own is really messing with my 🧠 🫠🙃

🍑 pump

i’ve really fallen off the wagon with my reading. i had such momentum at the beginning of the year and now i haven’t read in over a week 🫠

i am not a martyr, i’m a problem

i’m so unmotivated this morning. this workout sucks so bad

i guess there is truth in the saying “did you get dressed in the dark” cause today i’m a mess 🙃

as someone who can’t read i only follow people based on their media tab

DC I’ll be seeing you from stage at @songbyrddc.bsky.social tonight! Doors 7pm! What surface will I be performing on tonight who can say!!

i know it’s stupid but there’s something really nice about feeling useful