My husband has great cookies.

going home to watch my neighbor totoro is the perfect saturday night ending

In a mood

i should’ve gone to the gym 🐽

how’s your saturday looking?

“we saw you from across the escalator…”

what’s it called when you miss / want to see everybody and nobody at the same time?

😞

deep within a threesome-kiss

thank you as always, boston. i got zero sleep and now my brain is mush.

first in office day of the year. can you believe?!

Midnight snack at the motel…..

Cozy 🍂☕️

please be nice to me today boston

i need coffee so bad

can someone explain to me how one of my airpods is at 100% charge and the other is 0% when they have both been on their case all day?! 🫠

isn’t it great getting up at stupid o’clock to get to the airport for an early flight only for there to be no plane to board. FML. send me back to bed.

Be kind out here 🩵

i have a pretty cute shadow

knowing i have to get up at 5a tomorrow to get my flight to boston is already exhausting me 😩

it me

i didn’t go to the gym this morning cause i was so tired and now i feel gross so that’s fun.

every day i wake up and think i need a day off 😴

when did i become so tragically gay and boring?

Thankful every day to be married to this wonderful man.

do i have any boston bloomfies?

sunday scaries coming in HOT

went to The Phillips Collection

i don’t understand how people get hangover horn. it always just leaves me blue and lethargic.

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going to try and do something cultural today 🤓

i want 🥓

the only photo i took last night

Y’all. I think this country has an alcohol problem (said with much love).

Ned Flanders kindaa... 🤤🤤

honk (my chest) if you’re h*rny

achieved zero today

needing to edge to take the edge off

yup

something to take the friday night edge off

friday?

DC was a blast and Cameron and I can’t wait to see you in Chicago on Dec 3rd and Boston on Dec 5th. Grab a ticket at www.brightlightx2.com/live

Making memories with the boys at the motel

how does one silence their inner monologue? he’s really killing me atm

a mirror hates to see me coming

three old fashioneds on a tuesday night was a choice 🫠

i have this amazing skill of always leaving an event right before the fun thing everyone talks about happens 🙃

i am in this skeet and i like it

“i’m team p*nis, i always have been!”