watching The Fifth Element for a bit of nostalgia

tonight’s viewing

it was a fun weekend. sad it’s coming to an end

hard launch 🥰

OMW to Iowa - AMA!

i just think i can sweat any more

Less smog more hog who’s with me

me letting my bloomfies know i’m in Chicago today.

who wants a lick?

just a reminder that no response is a response ✌🏽

spot the new additions to my tattoo collection?

I love making out with men

when you’ve had a few afternoon libations and you suddenly get the urge to go out til 3am

got some Studio Ghibli inspired tattoos today 🥰

do you mind if i just -

it’s time to reflect

it’s a ponyo kind of night

i try to refrain from oversharing because i don’t like putting it out there but i have to say these last few weeks have been really hard for me. i could really use some good news right now.

this gift that keeps on giving 😔

happy 4th 🌭

Could really use a FWB this summer (friend with boat)

feeling very not the one today

this culture of using speakerphone in public is my thirteenth reason. put your phone to your ear and STFU!!

gn gn

i hate how easily i give up on things. especially myself 😔

i’m just an eepy boy

one of my favorite things about my husband is how he can never tell even the most basic story without embellishing it so much it’s always a dramatic story 🤣

who would have guessed me talking about how stressed i am would be such a complete [redacted] shrinker 🙃

my MIL just told me i’m “so fit” and that i should be a model. how’s your morning going? 🥰

make out with your friends this weekend

remember *no one* thinks about you as much as you think about others

i’m ready for a ptown vacation now

need to treat myself to a tattoo as a reward

all our usual cat sitters are out of town this weekend when we are going to be away and idk who’s going to look after my babies.

i would love just one day away from my brain please 🙃

my husband is forcing me to leave the house against my will 😭

Pride, Night 2

weekend vibes.

traditional or sporty? 🤔

what does one wear to a 🐴 🥩 🪩?!?

❄️ iceman ❄️

i got a *little* sun-kissed 🤭

i would like the sun to come back out today cause imma spend it by the pool and i would like to tan tyvm

with the amount of stress i’m feeling i’m surprised i haven’t given myself a stomach ulcer 🙃

the mind boggles at truly how stupid people are.

woke up super anxious today so that’s fun

it’s really hard not to take today very personally 😢

pool side

gm