i feel asleep and now i haven’t had any dinner and nothing is open 😭

post work pump

starting the morning by spilling an entire iced coffee over my pants the second i get into the office. 🫠 FML

pôster motivacional pro carnaval que vem 🏋️‍♀️

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i think someone is going to miss me while i’m away for work…

heading to Denver tonight for a work trip and watching the weather sure has been interesting 🫠

randomly feeling really homesick tonight 😢

i wish i was classy enough to enjoy martinis

can someone buy me a better attitude cause mine truly sucks

let me see that booty work…

when your husband goes out for dinner but you still cook for two and then eat it all yourself.

NYC bloomfies: i need a recommendation for a good casual sunday afternoon spot to meet up with some friends when i’m in town. help pls 🥹👉🏽👈🏽

back day made my chest pop

making tacos for dinner after just demolishing an entire tube of pringles. feeling my fitness journey so hard rn

Year of the 🐴✨

current status: extremely overwhelmed and unable to function

i am what the french would call déprimée

rolling into the short week on very little sleep.

how you feeling? me…

are sunday scaries supposed to hit on mondays?!

nothing like a chest workout to put you in a great mood 🥥 🥥

Everything that was 20 dollars is now 50 dollars 🙁

Drunk punch love

seeing all the DC gays going to JADE tonight is making me so sad and jealous 😭

my gym husband isn’t coming to class today and so i’m going to have to be paired up with a stranger

Happy Valentine’s day ❤️🥰

saturday wine time

as someone who avoids conflict at all costs. knowing someone is mad at me / doesn’t like me sends me into an anxiety spiral. so that’s fun!

how do some people not realize that the call is coming from inside the house??

Commission: @thatsugarguy.bsky.social #bara #muscle

Don’t forget to objectify your friends today!

i’ve finally started clearing out my wardrobe after taking about it all year. first up i just threw out 30 pairs of underwear!

tonight was incredible ❤️‍🔥

today has totally sucked, but i’m going to see NIN tonight so i’m going to focus on the positive

listened to my body and skipped the gym this morning. i am already regretting this decision. 🫤

i really do hope that when i finally get hot it cures me 🤞🏽

it’s not that i *can’t* do it anymore. it’s that i don’t *want* to.

i need a warm weather vacation immediately

none of my gym boyfriends are here this morning 😭

i’m rooting for the boys to win

Me dancing to Bad Bunny!

That was so good omg

i truly hate hearing my own voice recorded.

how are you spending your sunday afternoon?

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pop mart treats and good fortunes 🥠

i love being little spoon 🥹

nothing beats watching a large group of gays be placed in a very straight situation and not know how to function. the cringe factor is off the charts 😬