gm from my childhood home

🛬 in Sydney

when will the flight gods ever sit me next to a hot rather than a sweaty armrest hog with no manners 😩

it always feels so surreal getting on a plane in DC and tomorrow i’ll be in Sydney 🤯

last mirror selfie from my bedroom for a couple of weeks ✌🏽

do you ever hear yourself talk and think how incredibly boring you sound and can only imagine what the person listening to you is thinking?

i hate that the older i get the more anxious i get about flying 😖

gn 😴

look at my beautiful old man

why is getting caught in the rain never as sexy as in the movies 🫠

in my night garden 🌵

lump day 💪🏽

Zero interest in Downton.

got a fresh cut for my trip on friday

it’s getting to the point where imma need to wire my jaw shut. i can not stop eating. it’s becoming a problem

my only frustration with reposts is that if i have already liked them i can’t like them again 😢

Pump it

i want to try this new thing of not caring and just going for it. i’m sure it won’t last, but i’m going to try.

sunday scaries

want to sip my namesake?

who’s joining me on the struggle bus today?

this time next week i’ll be on a flight to sydney 🥹

do you ever think about people who are no longer in your life because of distance?

i think i’m too emotional to my own detriment 🥺

i vehemently hate that i’m always played as the mug 🙇🏻‍♂️

just three boys enjoying the after work sunshine

it’s always funny when you are reminded how very different your taste is to someone else

LGBTQ - Listen: Get Big Titties & Quads

to help get you through thursday here are my perfect children for you to admire 🥰🥰

this weather makes me so depressed

almost getting run over on my way to the gym just now is not the best way to start the day 🫠

Keke Palmer & Sean Evans kiss on ‘Hot Ones.’

Love where you live ♥️

new phone case and everything !!

being a responsible adult

mondaze

realizing i’ll be back in Sydney in less than two weeks

New offer is up! Dm if interested 🙌❤️

day drinking is all fun and games until it’s 5pm and you can’t keep your eyes open and you feel like you’ve written off your night 🫠

can someone explain to me how i woke up so incredibly hungover and yet i’ve managed to arrive at the gym way too early for class?! 🫠

me when i make a cold brew at home

looking towards the weekend 🪼

not to be *that guy* but i took a 🔥 **** i’m very proud for no one to see.

“Which of you is the husband and which is the wife?” Oh, no, that’s not how being gay works. You see, we’re both the baby.

most anticipated debut album of the year on repeat

i think Linky is trying to tell me something

truly in my flop era on insta atm 🍅

one of these days my glow up is going to be so incredible i’m going to become so insufferable 🤞🏽

when you try and capture the pump before it goes away 💪🏽