Putting the ac on in the middle of winter? More likely than you think.

DMV followers: Do you have an recommendations for reputable LASIK surgeons or companies please?

I just think Men’s chests.

Really helpful.

To be clear, so are American men.

Australian men are so hot.

Can someone come and destress me, please?

Could hear my straight neighbors having sex this morning. Pretty sure she faked it so he would stop.

Only slid into 1 DM last night. Who am I?

I had such a perfect night surrounded by people I love so much. Just what my soul needed.

Negroni

avoiding the rain with a bit of culture

I wish they did tbh.

This hangover really is that bitch, huh.

Yes, I’m a leg man. Yes, I’m also a breast man. Yes, we exist.

My photo skills are exceptional, thanks for asking.

Love it when the house is spotless for those 10 precious minutes between the cleaners leaving and the cats shedding their hair everywhere.

Fridays are the best day on Bluesky.

Why do I look like Casper the Friendly Ghost on my Teams call today? Yikes.

Seriously, you all need to invest in one of these. It has changed my life.

Hydrangeas make everything better.

It’s about damn time 🤨

French Class begins again tonight 🥳

My little bossy-pants 🥰

2016 ➡️ 2026

I really want some of my oomfs’ instas.

You’re honestly all so hot.

Peloton broke mid workout 😢

I am looking forward to when this permanent state of stress I’m enduring finally comes to an end.

Zero thoughts. Smooth brain.

Kinda obsessed with this Christmas gift from my husband.

I’m trying y’all. I’m really trying.

Everyone has extreme Sunday scaries today, huh?

Thinking about the fact that Christine McVie (from Fleetwood Mac) wrote one of the greatest songs of all time (Songbird) in just 30 minutes, while high on cocaine and champagne, staying up all night and playing the melody repeatedly on the piano so she wouldn't forget it by morning.

Soft boiled eggs: breakfast of the gods.

Last ones standing at the birthday bash.

Thank god for Instagram DMs. Truly. 😈

My 3 loves: 1) Good coffee ☕️ 2) Dalé 👨‍❤️‍👨 3) Dr Bongo 🐶

He plays by his own rules (sound on).

First workout of 2026 ✅

Linky hopes you’re ok and sends his love

Will 2026 be the year I finally take a non-blurry photo? Doubtful.

we gain about an hour of daylight in the next 30 days and then two hours the next 60 days 🙌🏽

Someone wants their breakfast 😂

Starting to get excited about my vacation in Australia in a few months.

Already thinking about my federal tax refund.

I love all my Amex rebates

Love this for me.

having to pay rent to start off the New Year is truly sick and twisted.

My husband made coffee and bacon sandwiches. Now, that’s love.