Also hey I’m alive

oomf told me it’s been too long since I’ve posted this thing so… here ya go

Also hey I’m alive

oomf told me it’s been too long since I’ve posted this thing so… here ya go

looking at gaming PC sales and some are very good but I’d still need like… a bunch more money 🫠

I think I’m done caring… and it’s hard for me to not care but once I have? You’ll never get it back

I’ve forgotten what it’s like to have a best friend

I crack up seeing a post “omg this dildo is huge! I could never!” And it’s fully like the most average phallus in the history of phallus like damn I’m a top and that dildo would be begging for mercy but I guess im just built different

yall I am not fired lmao I meant it like “they can’t fire me because I looked too too good” but it totally can be read both ways

looked too good to be fired.

I haven’t posted cock in a while maybe that’s why I’ve been slept on…

what am i giving?

what am i giving?

A nice ass will never not make me drool. I am a simple man.

new camera same me

Happy 6th day of locktober for those who participate

my red flag is I know my balls smell better than anyone elses and I will not be convinced otherwise

locktober has brought out the best in me as a dom so far so there’s that

and when I get beefy/thicker I’ll remember the real bros

okay maybe one selfie as a treat

need hole tbh like im famished

Oh hey everyone! I forgot about posting up here for a while. How is everyone?

me lately :3

cracks me up when someone has the green light to be sexual/have sex with me irl and they express interest but they don’t wanna seem TOO eager so they try to be “mysterious and aloof” like babe that doesn’t work and you’ve lost your chance to have incredible sex with me lmao hope your ego was worth

this is some of my favorite gengar artwork

Oomf arrives on Friday

it’s been a WHILE but here’s another poem 💙

horny. irreparably so.

hump day:

I’m entering a slutty phase. I feel it growing stronger each day. 31 is starting off very… hard.

need money for sweet treats or sex toys… either way for very gay things :3

There was so much cock and ass in the reflection of our shades so I had to blur them. Pool days at the gay campground w/ @jrich86.bsky.social :3 💙💚

my dick is massive hello everyone

it’s fat cock Friday and it’s my boyfriends birthday so like… who is gonna worship ours? 🤔

starting to think some of y’all are gay 🤨

If anyone wants to send the birthday boy a drink or impulse birthday purchases :) I thought about doing some wishlist but this seemed easier 💙

it’s my birthday :3

bf got me a steam deck 🥰

all the ass on my feed…

how’s it hanging loves

new Hayley Williams album…

I won’t see my family before my birthday trip so no birthday trip money 🥺

is it next week yet? I want my vacation now pls

Thank god I got a package today otherwise I don’t know how I would’ve made it

it’s the time again that I need to cull who I give my time and energy toward. because I simply can’t afford to keep pouring myself heart and soul into people who wouldn’t spit on me if I were on fire.

when I’m 31 years old will you still like me

I’ve got to be kinder to myself I’ve fully been so incredibly mean for years lmao it’s hard to unlearn

I’ve tried so hard so like when is that gonna pay off? Does it sometimes not? Please say Sike….

something has got to be going on why the hell am I so irritated lately

anyone wanna buy me underwear for my birthday in like a week Jesus these are expensive 🫠