do i want to fuck or do i just want dopamine is the title of my memoir

boys who ghost me after setting a time for a hook up get jinx’d and that’s honestly so reasonable

honestly sometimes you should say the crazy thing rather than play it cool. i feel at peace for popping off on the gay who ghosted me 15 minutes before we were supposed to meet

Obsessed with squeezing my tiddies at any given moment of the day

good news: i’m a top bad news: only during a full moon

i will not be posting a 10yr pic as i was depressed and in a miserable monogamous relationship and i would never expose yall to that

would you message me on sniffies if you knew i just ate a seattle dog

setting my airpodes to aware so i can hear all the guys at the gym grunt over my music

what makes SPD think they have the right to enter sweetgreen

literally whenever twitter goes down it’s like lifting trash in the alley and seeing all of the roaches scatter. y’all are getting squashed on bluesky idc

they sped off when they saw me and my sibling (who happens to be my upstairs neighbor) recording them

unfortunately i will not be observing fcf as crushing reality friday is persisting

shocked i haven’t see any “dancing is resisting posts” but i guess white gay culture doesn’t care ICE is raiding our neighborhoods

Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now. If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.

i wanna be under 10% body fat but then i do things like make a homemade mac and cheese on a tuesday night

waht da fuhk is a “moderate” on hinge

Hearing about some very very shady stuff that happened during PDX TBoy wrestling on Oct 10th, including one person having their leg broken. Organizers are not taking accountability for the circumstances leading up to this person having their leg broken please donate to help with his medical bills

the hinge match referred to me as “sister”

we’re nearing a waning crescent which means i’m no longer unreasonably horny

In the jungle, mighty jungle

Hannah Einbinder you will always be famous

photo evidence

at the gym with my oat milk cappuccino in hand and cock ring equipped

gym keeps me feral #fcf

Being horny is lowkey crazy like why am I giving a man that much power

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

Quick detour from normal content If you haven’t seen the video yet, don’t watch it. It turns my stomach. If you want to watch it to feel something, go for it. If it’s not obvious, this account is very anti-ICE. Hard stop. If you don’t like that, eat shit and die mad my dude

would you meet me in the gym bathroom?

in my peace, making soup ready

Redownloaded hinge

post nut clarity be saving my life fr

straight pda in MY gay gym??? quick, who needs their dick sucked

In feral hand humpy mood #fcf

@bilatin-them.bsky.social come join us

America is a bottom. Happy New Year

i can’t hear the word “survivor” without also hearing “9/11 SUCKVIVOR”

i’d like to meet my new boyfriend the old fashioned way- cruising the gym bathrooms

hypothetically can one find a boyfriend on sniffies

i heard #bicep pics are really in right now

Me and my emotional support water bottle

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why does being on hinge feel so embarrassing

The urge to respond back with “really? are you fucking kidding me?” to every email I receive this week.

what is it about having a cold that makes one soooo horny

I can do that too kinda