i have a new infatuation brewing but he is 26. pray for me

Y’all…I just won Biggest Dick in Seattle 2026 and I’m going to Nationals in San Francisco

show your friends your edging vids at the bar

happy #fcf, had to take a break from weeding to get down and dirty 🤭

life’s too short to not be whimsical as fuck.

i’m like pretty sure my cat has borderline personality disorder

dare i say, i was absolutely feral on my flight back to seattle

pulling weeds while gay and culturally catholic

pulling weeds while gay and culturally catholic

I need a tongue popping T. rex

sweaty balls.

ummm apparently ohio is an age verification state and they’re holding my dm’s hostage unless i do so… talk to y’all when i get back to seattle i guess cuz i ain’t doing all that

fucking missed a midwest thunderstorm

my brother, appalled: “i can smell your musk” they are so homophobic

i was seeing stars and stripes by the end of this sesh 😵‍💫

nw ohio:

ppl in ohio be quaking in their boots when they see a roundabout

*sneezes* abuela: are you catching a cold? allergies? do you need some medicine?

america’s favorite cop did what

i told a they at pride they were giving sinead o’conner and they didn’t know who she was

hi gay who has flaked on me multiple times and actively ignores me in public- why are you liking my butt pics?

i need to get divorced so that i can go to tuscany and change my life

the way this fine ass man did three rounds on me 🫠 i can go to ohio in peace

meet me in the bathroom between sets 👉🏽👈🏽

a lil #humpday pump

i missed #humpday, hopefully this helps

my libido has recovered from pride and i HAVE to fuck before i’m in ohio

how am i doing? i’m listening to fetch the bolt cutters front to back that should tell you everything you need to know!!!!

was debating not going out tonight but then i had this fine ass man over who said “oh wow, oh wow” repeatedly while he railed me and

gentle reminder that I am vers 👀😈

i’m tired grandpa

these gays are gonna kill me

Alright Katie Wilson, teleport us to the hill. (we’re on the 8 line)

do you think cid will be abusing his wife in the next final fantasy 7?

cruised the park and topped twice call that cumunity service

*we need moderates* is one of the most hilarious slogans when living under federal fascism...

soaked thru my thong this here chest day

truly sad to see this all go down

i’d be so mad when this commentator started talking shit

Super Smash Bros. Melee ad (2001) #retro #art #gaming #SmashBros

Who is meeting me here?

finally had a decent back day since i fucked up my finger 🫠

seattle is funny bc you can have parasocial relationships with people who live in your neighborhood. and by funny i mean cringe