If I disappear from the bar, this is what I’m doing

call me a gene pool the way i’m brother hopping

was tired of my ex situationship gym crush playing in my face so i hooked up with his brother (at the gym)

Me if liking post-gym ball smell were illegal:

new gym crush loading: gold chain ethnic with arms bigger than my head

bury your face in my #armpits

do y’all have a guy that makes new profiles to message you ever 2-3 months and has that gone on for almost 4 years bc what the fuck???

crying on the treadmill is ruining my ice queen facade

i would do anything for monkey d luffy

idk honestly being a himbo is out and was replaced by gooner certainly we can all agree

saying goodbye to my beloved. nothing will ever be the same

i guess i’m watching the one piece anime now

today, i had a sandwich for every meal. i am not well bitch

i would do anything for monkey d luffy

i just topped, the true vers rumors are true

i need a bigger ass or i will die

hiiii :3

Want to fold him into a pretzel so bad. 😫

i taste like chocolate

this is gonna sound crazy but i feel like just bc a gay is hott it is not cause to start an underwear brand

good morning

my straight gym crush looks so sad and so hott i need him

i’m werking on my twerking technique solely so i can deliver a performance to one winged angel

had a good arm day, thank you for asking

what you see before i bruise the back of your throat #fcf

i’m going on a “date” with a bottom tonight and i feel so liberated bc i’m about to eat a burrito concern free

the fbi once showed up at my door bc i tweeted “raze and salt the soil of dc” and some other choice words

when the devil can’t reach you he will send you an avoidant man with good dick

in seattle the gays get choked by their own asymmetrical rat tails

seattle is crazy cause how do you have an asymmetrical rat tail pls be serious

Crusing for #humpday

i think i’m entering my true vers era #fcf

fuzzy was he? (he was) 🐒 #humpday

he’s slangin like podrick payne

pleased with my back progress 😗

should i post hole for pisces season

it’s pisces season and i need to be treated disrespectfully

pleased with my back progress 😗

venus enters pisces tomorrow in case anyone wants to fall in love with me

i know we’re getting data farmed at all times from just being online but actively submitting so much personal info into chatgpt is insane. if you want a shitty caricature of yourself just go to nyc once jfc

our snowpack is fucked but hey vitamin D baby

i… if your so called skircle has less than 3 black or brown people you will not survive the revolution 🤭

booty goals tbh

this weeks brainwormed gay activity: taking selfies in a porta potty

fellow bottoms, you need not pretend to be vers 🙏🏽

making extended eye contact with the cute boy doing taint to ground splits>