surprise bitch (rcf), i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me

Birthday boy 🎂

i’m cooking up some comfrey and calendula oil for my butt balm. i’ll read your fortune and i’ll repair your hole while i’m doing it. i really am a healer wow

leg day = success

🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has expanded her lead in the Seattle mayor race. She is now leading by 1,976 votes, which means that the race is no longer in automatic recount territory.

mayoral elect 🥹🥹🥹

time is a circle

not our mayoral candidate liking my post. on an account wherein i’ve posted pole 😅 i’m logging off

this mayoral is such a nail biter, katie wilson pls 🥲

starring blankly into the distance blasting the expedition 33 soundtrack. how’s your monday

the bilatin man boxers are a vibe- right?

In today's ballot count, Katie Wilson got 54.8% of the votes, narrowing incumbent Seattle mayor Harrell's lead to 4,300 votes, or 1.88%. This was almost the exact minimum threshold she needed. With about 47,000 ballots left, the final margin could end up being less than 100 votes and go either way.

katie wilson is catching up, if this trend continues she wins 🥹

RIP Sara Nelson you won’t be missed

the caffeine, magnesium and creatine in my bloodstream combining to see which one will effect my mental health first

back lookin’ kinda big?

hilarious that I made two profiles to promote my tarot services and i solely post dick and cock

an oldie, but a goldie. i love huffing musky gym shirts 🤭

y’all i’m so horny and doing my best to save it for halloween and i’m really struggling cause everyone is so hott

sure, I’m posting cock. but in another sense, I’m also posting balls. and to some people, I’m even posting tummy. we all contain multitudes. #tummytuesday

why can I abduct twice as much as I can adduct 🥲

just had sex with a communist, and let me tell you, he seized my means of production (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

an oldie, but a goldie. i love huffing musky gym shirts 🤭

i ate a dozen oysters at the work retreat

no you're not going as Verso for Halloween you're going as Bottomso

i have 10 more weeks of cutting and i so badly wanna bulk and hit pr’s and eat pot pie

pop off queen

my fellow f*gs, taking a week off from the gym is normal and healthy

eating air fried chicken while doing chest

y’all still liking the thirst traps of swifties on this here app???

idk i’m kinda liking using hevy cause i love a graph but also the thirst potential is great so add me if you wanna share workout pics 🧎🏽‍♂️💪🏽

More of this ‼️‼️‼️‼️

hung bottoms, you are valid. but what if you topped me

so i guess i’m limiting my calorie intake to 1900/day. goodbye big bouncy tiddies, hello sleek muscly abs

“edging” but it’s mastering the blade

something something #goon

Hue lights doing work. (Hi it's been awhile 👋🏾)

WOW....👀👀👀

so, how many of you are going as nuktuk this halloween (accusingly)

🤝💕🔊

just ate perfectly ripe figs straight from a tree