Finally met my celebrity crush in Death Stranding :3

how i’m gonna beat my meat once locktober is over

Im sorry but how can you hate her 😭😭😭 she’s kinda a diva

They bring repression, I bring camp. #nokingsday #gay #fucktrump

Finished Silent Hill F last night 😵‍💫😵‍💫

quick Hades 2 break

She and her girlfriend volunteering as security guards at a rave, keeping their comrades safe (2020) #techwear

RFK Jr… if circumcisions cause autism, how do you explain this?

Please DM me if you look like this.

Good morning (say it back)

Being a service worker and talking to customers has done more brain damage to me than a 10 hour popper-bate goon sesh.

Has anyone played the new Digimon game? What’re your thoughts?

Just got a flashlight save for the first time ever in dead by daylight.

Can we cuddle? I really need to straddle something 🥺

we’re locking the fuck in this month

the lion does not concern himself with his alleged Autism diagnosis

Can’t change my brain chemistry if your ain’t got brain chemistry

looks like yall will be seeing a lot more of my bullshit

Marvel Rivals has done irreparable damage to my brain. Only 200lb pounds left to go.

*eats your ass* who’s the alpha now

here to post my bianual selfie

Anal Purge (2020)

Nourishing my mind, body, and hole (i’m douching)

in my skinny era ( food poisoning twice in one month)

movie night?

hmu if you need a fine italian otter to make you a fine Italian dish

how it feels to have the LED vape at the club

Love Bluesky but we need more shit posters and less Fat Cock Fridays.

what i mean when i say “ let’s get the boys together”

She’s just like me for real

not gonna lie, this Edgar ass haircut has awoken something deep inside me

perhaps no underwear with jeans was not the move

i’d smuggle him out of the country under my foreskin

Goooood morning 🫶🏻

i tried to stay mysterious but he clocked it right away

honestly might be onto something here 👀

The customer i’ve had a crush on came in to ask me for my number today

I think after last night i can finally call myself a pig 😳😈🐷

Introduce yourself with four video games 👀

i think our mustaches should touch 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

just opened oomfies fridge

Sniffies please sponsor me

YVES NEEDS SOME SPACE

i just wanna know when the Brazilians are getting here

wtf is going on at Sunnei