extra dirty gin martini 3 olives yes pls

suck it?

Hypnotizing isn’t it? 😝

twink below me keeps waking me up BLASTING music this has gone on for far too long

I’m so good at yearning I’m afraid to watch Wuthering Heights tbh

hairy bubbles clocking in 🙇🏻‍♂️

what’re you waiting for

me hitting “send” on my silly little posts while the indescribable horrors continue all around

hairy buttcheeks.

Horny as fuck btw

a subtle/not so subtle contribution

love saying hi to bloomfs irl and they just go “ok bye” :)))

something in my apartment smells absolutely diabolical and I cannot for the life of me figure out what it is 😭

junior mints lowkey favorite candy, especially all the seasonal ones 😋

Look. My hairy butt.

far too stoned n horny rn

low hanging fruit

Oh this was made for me

we are fucking under attack

😵‍💫

I fear that if I don’t eat some ass very soon I will pass away

2 more looks for Jane :)

Whoopsie daisy yoo hoo

Sitting at work, impatiently awaiting the trailer for House of The Dragon Season 3 to drop.

can’t miss #humpday

lusting after mutuals butts again

Them: “We should fuck sometime” Me: “done, tell me when” Them: “idk lol”

#me #sitting

Want me down your throat? You better do it right, I need to feel your nose in my bush

getting head

every time I use my microwave I force myself to do the dishes or clean the kitchen for the cook time duration and it’s so annoying but so worth it for motivation

he's like princess diana to me

sorry oomf, had to try it on first

Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of getting mad at video games

productive sewing day ! should i take orders on here too? idk how that would work tho

If being a reply guy is so bad why does it feel so good

sewing so many thongs today yaayyy

hump day?

How did January last 10 months but we are already halfway through February?

waiting for you 😈

when the vers top to your vers bottom says the magic words (you can stick it in)

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I’m not paying the pit tax. If I face an audit so be it.

riding the struggle bus today, send help!!

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