Do you think Jimmy Fallon has secrets

I say cum and not nut

Heated Rivalry but it’s me and my inner saboteur

I am addicted to these images

Having one of those weeks where my hair and my beard are at a very strange length and I look like I work at circuit city

Procrastinated on this art show I’m a part of and now I only have a week to make a pretty involved sculpture :) can’t wait to see how this turns out

Eek u guys

2016-2026

Thinking about a Muppets remake of Rosemary’s Baby

I’m sort of psychic in the way that I can tell if you’re from Florida by your tattoos

No sleep for me

Forgot my bloomers

Might have scissored while singing Tatu at karaoke ln

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Hairy

Bulk bod

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I want Paris Hilton to lip sync stars are blind at my funeral

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Some of you haven’t sat in solemn silence on a dull dark dock and it shows…

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I am Donald ducking in bed (tee shirt bare ass) because of this tattoo wrapping and I have no idea how anyone can comfortably sleep in clothes. This is a naked activity only.

Tattoo day :)

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For Good

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I miss when movie theaters were a little cold. Every time I go I have to wear a bikini because it is unbearable

Happy Wicked double feature day

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Anyone have a beanie recommendation for melon heads?

Funny Girl tn

I’m up

Getting crop dusted at Michael’s just as god intended 😔

My favorite Christmas movies are Girl Interrupted and The Substance. Both have cozy holiday undertones and I don’t want to argue about it

🎄decorating

Flight delayed

Photo by @wildwestoftheeast.bsky.social 🩷

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Ptown night two

Happy Halloween :)

A short film

Hi boys

:-)

Bed head

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Got some mug shots done recently by bb Eric Magnussen 🥰 finally got to put our rust curtain vignette to good use