oh i know vinny is on sewer side watch

some of these tween girls singing along to bubblegum bitch at the marina concert… meanwhile i was doing lines of coke off men’s cocks to that song.

radio city is such a chic venue

idc i love them #bb27

realizing who gavin newsom reminds me of

so jealous of anyone who looks good with a mustache

as i age out of the twink demographic, i’ve been soul searching about what my next label should be.

with keanu gone, three out of the final four are in my #bb27 bracket…. i’m cracking tf up.

a government so trash they're going to have me siding with big pharma..

a 1 :(

they want to turn the US into a white nationalist ethno country i’m gonna be sick

just realized who ch*rlie k*rk’s wife reminds me of (derogatory)

y’all ever force yourselves to order food because that demons inside you who always crave mcdonald’s are just a few minutes away from awakening?

i worked at a ben and jerry’s scoop shop through college and was so proud of everything the brand stood for. huge bummer to see unilever ruin everything.

my little brother moved to brooklyn: 😀 my little brother moved to bushwick: 😩

seeing society hard-pivot further right while people i considered sensible are experiencing mass psychosis over that dead neo nazi AND YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I AM??

my parents are not perfect but i'm so thankful that at least they're not religious

the digimon time stranger demo is so good 😭 can’t wait for the full game to come out

the weather is lovely today

had to google what song was used for the nicki minaj challenge

still in gay guy island

when someone invites you to their orgy, as a friend

going to FIP tomorrow and honestly just planning on napping by the pool for a week

y’all i forgot i ordered this like a year ago and it finally arrived

sext

my mom just having two big ass avocados in her car

kat tomorrow finding out rylie has a child he abandoned and everyone hates him #bb27

dunno how i avoided the online mass psychosis of the love island fandom for so long because wdym people get upset if couple’s formed on reality tv break up?

ceo of crumbl is a gay terrorist cause why tf are those cookies all like five thousand calories?

won a cool new business client: 🤩 doubled my workload: 😟

you get an “u up?” text on spotify and it links to kali uchis

just learned that adult cows are over a thousand pounds. crazy that they haven’t evolved to eat us back yet.

i love the movie chicago. i wish that city was real.

saw many so called free thinker putting their paws up at the gaga concert tonight

literally just remembered i have tickets to see gaga tomorrow

finally free from rylie only to have fucking boston rob on my tv jesus fucking christ

RYLIE GET THE FUCK OUT

JULIE CHEN MARKED SAFE FROM LIFELONG TRAUMA #bb27

sister i’m pickled

IF RYLIE STAYS OVER MORGAN I’M K*LLING MYSELF IN FRONT OF JULIE CHEN MOONVES #bb27

had my first appointment with a new therapist today and he kinda looks like a he/they version of paul mescal.

chat is this real?

my company started using google gemini to take notes during meetings and it's like okay, i'll just never say a word during a call ever again. cool.

unfortunately might be too old for tote and shoulder bags (my back hurts)

me at the local farmer’s market:

my laugh at the end is so 🤡

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category is: someone you’d let fist you

huge L for anyone who enjoys looking at beautiful men on tv #bb27