opening this app on fridays

i love ass

Anyone with a taste for uncut?

sorry for breaking the rules but i did have a couple that i really liked

Not my house but I know my way around

goood morning

what the actual fuck was that SLC finale gurllll

MUNA was like “life’s so fun, life’s so fun” ummmmm so that was a lie

take 2

the office has baked goods in the conference room and im getting peer pressured bc im not eating any of them. are we adults or not like wtf…

taking my bed to go today

setting my alarm for 5 am

ever just rewatch land before time just to feel something

reviews are in

feeling feral today😵‍💫

Let’s go hiking

take 2

want some coffee?

desperately craving routine rn

want some coffee?

desperately craving routine rn

this album hits when you dont have a hater in your ear lyingggg

went to a clothing optional campground last night and it was sooo fun

merry xmas and what not🎄

gotta put my dick away and get outta bed ig

christmas is lowkey over

your presents under the tree like

it’s that time of the week again!

one of 2 has been completed :)

about to top my boyfriend and get some chinese takeout

merry xmas and what not🎄

*insert witty ass joke here*

maybe i will bottom more in 2026

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. Now let me introduce you to THE shelf.

received a few questions on NGL on whether i was single so wanted to share a pic of me and my wife 💕

it popped out😞

good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both

it popped out😞

Having a frozen strawberry margarita and just ordered a chicken Cesar salad with a side of fries! Love gay dinner

caught you looking

scratched my bottoms back til he fell asleep bc he topped a twink after work and was exhausted

way too cold for this shit😭

Bloomf got me worked up 🥵

monday!

that was a post and go fr lol i have been productive today!

🌞

good morning 🌞

gay boy celebrates fcf