New undies

Thinking about all the gays going home to thanksgiving next week. Not because they are going home to likely what is MAGA land, but because there’s no bidet/tushy at their parents house, hotel.

Working only Monday next week is all that’s saving me right now.

Oh boy

I just think Republicans are cooked next year. This new Texas senate poll and it’s just gonna get worse for Donald.

We’re getting so close to that time of the year.

Been 5 days since I did THAT and coincidentally I’ve had more pep to my step, mood is through the roof, etc.

Gymshark Black Friday sale came through 👀

My favorite gets into town next week for his annual family visit during the holidays and I cannot wait 🤤.

I can’t believe we are so blessed and honored to still be living on this planet at the same time as Dick Van Dyke. One of my forever favs.

What health benefits do you get from doing locktober? Quickly.

Awake

In a mood

Steak night

A movie franchise that was A+++. Every single film was a home run IMO.

Get Tim Kaine off the TV I am not watching THAT

WOW I still have a 100.00 gift card I got last Christmas to Olive Garden. I have the whole menu at my fingers it’s made me freeze and never get it bc I’m nervous!!

Okay is everything down? My Venmo, Ring, Weather Channel app, you name it….

Schumers career found on the senate floor.

Open enrollment benefits meeting for work is going about as disastrous as you could imagine. I’m a healthy boy so I get the basic HSA plan. Premium per paycheck going from 22.00 to 39.50. That sucks, whatever. Some of these plans going from 100 to 260 per paycheck tho 💀💀💀. Hunny.

Wow okay. It was great!! If you love monster movies, go see it! If you saw Alien Earth and like the whole Weyland/Yutani universe (😉) go see it! A refreshing new take on a franchise. I’d go see it again! Also Elle Fanning has the acting RANGE.

Everyone is loving the new Predator movie so I guess I’ll be going tomorrow.

Rise and shine y’all. The day has begun.

Everyone seems like they’re in a v good mood tonight ❤️

Lemme take this new edible and see how the Friday night goes.

People are stressed out to the max right now, life is so hard, and all some people wanna do here is bang their moral high ground drum over MUSIC!!!! Get a life!!

Don’t make me horny at 8am.

Hiding your story from someone on IG is actually a very important feature.

Goodbye to Dick Cheney. Hell is hot.

The Mamdani fear CNN is pedaling so early this morning. Garbage network, always.

November 1st.

FCF posts being so big they’re spooky!!!

Another rainy day in cbus

Watching this cinematic masterpiece

A remake that doesn’t get enough love!!

Opening pilot episode of “IT: Welcome to Derry” was pretty fucked up lmao. I have no idea where this is going but that’s okay!!! I’m still sat.

Jamaica is going to need help after this!!!

Mamdani race showing you who’s really going to be on the right of history with Democrats.

Wake and bake who’s coming?

Hello he’s she’s and theys

The same losers posting their Spotify wrapped this year will be the same ones turning right around reprimanding people for still having a Twitter account 🤡

Where is “Monarch” season 2?!?

I would share this with someone and kiss in the middle.

The funniest thing about Chauncey Billups and Terry Rozier getting arrested for gambling is that ESPN and NBA YouTube are gonna report it and then turn around and immediately do spots for draft kings and FanDuel and see zero irony there.

Lie

I’ve finally joined the train.

Skip the Wendy’s tendies and come have my homemade ones instead. Served with a forehead kiss.

Need a twunk to bang this weekend.

Craving goulash.

Soaking in as much nature as I can!