Maybe this parasite will bring awareness to those who suffer from IBS.

Saw a tweet once that was like “You know the dick is GOOD if you catch this in their shower” and I’ve never read something more true.

Morning

They really don’t make em like this anymore huh?

Sure Jan

How’s the mental health today?

Smoked and feeling the need to post every thought.

Not re-racking weights correctly is a sign of extremely low intelligence btw.

Linda Cardellini as Pamela Voorhees is gonna EAT IT UP!!

Miss them :(

No plans for Friday night so scheduled an oil change at the Walmart Tire Center. Party at walmart y’all.

Donald has no clue lmao

Are the non disclosure agreement still valid? Because I’m sure there’s some stories to be told.

ANYWAY

Saturday night staying in watching documentaries on the universe. Edible consumed.

This is….. 💀💀

The way I wanna go to Toronto at the end of the month to go see Armin van Buuren.

Whenever Taylor starts to piss me off I start to remember she made songs like this and it’s all better. Truly one of her best.

Need head so bad.

Still can’t believe we’re living through “Confessions II.” The light it has given me.

People need to start asking real questions to their local politicians. How many of them actually want to serve the civilian population and how many just want to talk about what they'll take away or censor?

These players from France PLEASE

I’m sad (and happy) to report that the endless barrage of Cove Shorts ads have worked and they’re now my fav shorts ever.

The sky is always falling with some of y’all lol.

Coco better not piss me off.

Maybe Novak will do his little dance after Sinner beats his ass.

My boy Fery 🥹🥹. One more set bb boy. Let’s gooooo

The tragic reality of politics is that in order to do good and make change, you must first win.

Let’s hope Maine Dems figure things out quickly. The right choice was made, he had to go. We gotta stay focused IMO, the bloodlust for each other rn is a little crazy tbh lol.

Felix is toast. Once Novak gets in your head, there’s no getting out.

Ok I’m finished shit posting.

Thank god the “grass fed” trend is over. Maybe.

Still wild that we watched McConnell have not one but two strokes on live TV lmao. Thanks for the laughs girl. Hope you meet your maker soon.

“Where are the photos? Can you show them to us?” and every time it’s “ohh ermmm uhmmm it umm derr well it hmmm”

Samantha Morton is going to eat it up with “The Odyssey.” If you watched “The Walking Dead” and “The Serpent Queen” you know!! (and many more).

Tucked in bed feeling comfy while I think about the DC mess

the capital is being evacuated for weather, and MAGA people are screaming about liberal weatherman and personal freedom while running back towards the stage. Lmao bro..

Need Angela Oakley and her fan rn because girl THE HEAT

Today is the only day you can repost this iconic video.

Happy 4th y’all. Enjoy the day! **desire for nationalism does not come with this post.**

Been a while since I just stayed in the night before the 4th. It’s always crazy out however I just wasn’t feeling it this year.

The issue seems to have been fixed.

Are the fireworks starting early? What is that?

Drag Race semi final episode tonight is very fun! Not familiar with that maxi challenge. It was interesting. Loved the winner! Final two/who goes home surprised me both!! As a collective whole it’s a pretty impressive group of queens.

Bluesky just stopped showing any media (pic, video) for me. Nothing but blank boxes ☹️.

The swamp that is outside OMFG

“Confessions II” is so cohesive start to finish! Not sure if it’s her best, lemme marinate in it for a while. “Good for the Soul” is an instant classic! “Love Sensation” is still my favorite on the album. I’ll be listening to it in 30 years and it’s gonna take me to a place.

Smoked and walked to get coffee again at 8am this morning. I love America.

Portugal feels like the villain idk why.

So is everyone just sitting inside? Surely you’re not out frolicking in this…