lol these sweats really accentuate my hole

My company apparently “approved too much PTO” and now my next check is going to be like $100 short 😒

taking nudes on a toilet should be jailable

Trying Hevy for the first time because I saw oomf talk about it on here. I’ve been influenced.

good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both

I am actually incapable of shopping for gifts without getting something(s) for myself 🙂

not everyone can pull off a mustache. i can tho y'all stay safe out there

sunset lighting goes crazy

Ok the Pantone color posts are so UGLY I don’t want to look at them anymore 😭

Meredith acting like Brooks is on a plane to Kandahar for a 5 yr stint in the Marines meanwhile he’s probably about to touch down in LA n let some daddy sn*rt a line down his ass crack 😂😂😂

I love to read but I’m very much a “did (x) really die” kind of girl

What if I took a cute t break from the gym

The vibes are OFF today chat

Work has been so annoying today my eye is starting to twitch

Hie

I told someone just yesterday if I wanted to suffer through a bad plot just to watch gay sex I’d just watch porn

Spotify wrapped is coming, just remember you don’t need to make that joke about how it called you a f*ggot

Cities aren’t looking cyberpunk enough for this level of dystopia

Happy Thanksgiving

I have to work until 8 and then I’m off for FOUR days. I can make it. I will do this.

I love a birthday party where I walk away with a gift 😌

I’m trying so hard to grow my hair out but I’m in that mid phase and I’m trying to stick it out but damn I feel UGLY

Think the bros noticed?

if you squint a little, you can kinda tell i’m elvira (before + after)

me and @glizzygaymer.bsky.social won the “best two people dressed as different spider-mans” couple’s costume contest

What’s the verdict boys?

Doing the gay spandex costume thing tonight and I have to say my ass looks amazing in it.

The proportions on this man are just insane tbh

The way I completely fell off watching Slaysian Royale and forgot it existed 😅

Started watching Charmed from S1 and the soundtrack rips man

Literally me now that I work from home

would y’all still fck w me if i wasn’t bald be honest

It’s Wednesday. See a hump post a hump

Angie Katsanevas knows I exist 🥹

Photo album scans of Houston social group ‘The Wolfpack’, a gay social group circa early 1990’s Photo albums courtesy Bruce Chambers Scans courtesy JD Doyle via Houston LGBT Archives

You look like someone who could use a good ol’ spooky gay time 😏 Let’s hang out: twitch.tv/jeffbrutlag

Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine. 📸: Pol Kurucz

Naveen activates my fight or flight with his stan behavior

Zygarde’s light up butthole is crazy work I’m ngl

They’re taking it for me. I just love them.

does this angle look like i’m holding your head?

guess who’s back

How your email finds me

Started my new (late) shift at work and I’m miserable chat

like lots of you need actual help

I now have four of these guys lol

It’s been awhile. Happy Hump Day boys

34 today 🎂