men’s butts

There’s a unique type of anger and frustration that is only experienced when trying to read an article on a mobile site riddled with ads and that constantly reloads the page and brings you back to the top every random 20-45 seconds.

Over the Garden Wall (2014)

what a loonnggg day

Good mornin boys

You can’t really tell but this fit was very cute

We made it to the weekend, boys.

It’s Friday. It’s payday. Im going to gorge myself at the fair tonight and I’m seeing the Stardew Valley Symphony of seasons concert tomorrow

Every time I see “head to the link in bio” it’s like I take psychic damage. And it stacks

This timeline sucks man. Tell me why I’m fighting bots for jobs, concert tickets, Pokémon cards??

Good mornin boys

Farmers market tea ☀️

OH YOU BETTER WORK WITCH

There’s a Nintendo direct happening rn and I have MEETINGS all DAY

YOU HEARD THE MAN SEND GOOD VIBES

Man at the gym in a “remember 9/11” shirt. Do we think he busts it out on this day every year or is it a wardrobe staple

Inner Peace Reminder: You don’t owe anyone a public social media statement on political events. A social media post will not change anyone’s already engrained biases and beliefs. Social media isn’t real, what you do when you log out in real life is!

don’t post things publicly that you’ll regret later! (DMs are open)

Yall. Some thoughts really should be for group texts. Or phone calls. Or flash paper that self-immolates. The screen caps they are surely capping today. Don’t be dumb for likes.

Let me get this straight: 2 elected Democratic officials in Minnesota murdered 2 months ago - hardly any coverage Charlie Kirk murdered 2 hours ago - nationwide attention and our Nazi leader advocating for flags at half mast for it School shooting moments after Kirk's death - *crickets*

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

I have a real full time job for the first time since the pandemic and lemme tell you I’m not built for this life

Sniffies was cute at first but I feel like we’ve really devolved. Like sorry I need to see your face along with your weird crooked wiener

Is it too early for this?

I have such a visceral (negative) reaction to seeing people post pics with visible filters. Leave them! No more!

We’re so mf back

This moment was the gag of the year. You had to be there. Social media was shook

I need to know what is going on with the Coulee family STAT

Slaysian Royale is a fever dream of a show tbh

It’s been since Legends Arceus since a Pokemon game got me genuinely excited to play and jonesing for it when I wasn’t. BUT I downloaded Scorched Silver on my gameboy emulator and I feel like a kid again

Body dysmorphia pisses me off bc what you mean I was toned and lean in my early twenties but couldn’t enjoy it bc I thought I was too flabby

i’ve told at least 7 people in the past week to watch kpop demon hunters (they still haven’t but)—what have you done to spread the gospel?

You can look at this endlessly... 😊 #animals #bluesky #nature

STUD!!

been letting my mustache grow out and idk how to smile anymore

Now how is a picture in your undies for main and a political post for close friends 😭

What if I got a hair transplant for my chest what then

Found a cute bts shot from our first @feyandfiend.bsky.social photoshoot

When a queen jerks off in drag: Broad Strokes

Excited for my little Friday night Twitch stream!!!! I love being perceived on camera by you. The viewer. Me under the hot lights there to entertain you. You alone in your room behind your screen watching me. It’s very exciting for me.

Y’all are probably bored of Fat Cock so please take this Fat Cat Friday contribution 🐱 🙂‍↕️

Me opening the fridge at 3am

good morning bbs

I am READY

i have to ask. during a right-wing fascist takeover, what is the point of punching left at an online group with no institutional power. seems like some missorted priorities.

you may be Fuckable but are you Tolerable

When and how did “diabolical” become everyone’s word of the day?

So Hungary

The first episode of the King of the Hill reboot felt like a warm hug 🥹