I’m being told red is my color

Morning coffee walk

Lady at the front desk said she loved my fit so I’m ☺️

I’m bringing Hubba Hubba back btw

Here’s looking at you

👋🏻

i worked a faerie-themed event this weekend, and i fear i may never revert back to human ears

Morning blueboys

Upon further review this is just a catalog of music that I ran into the ground during manic or depressive episodes but alas

Oh Spotify got me with the All Time Top Songs playlist.

See a pussy pet a pussy or something idk

i love gay

New undies alert!

Big stretch

Hi 👋🏻

It’s been awhile. Happy Hump Day boys

I genuinely can not wait to see Amanda pay Kyle dust this season of Summer House

How it felt catching my sister up to speed on the Epstein files

Been absolutely glued to the timeline because of he Epstein files and con feel the life being sucked out of me from it but I can’t stop

I discovered Brandon Sanderson and The Stormlight Archive a couple months ago, been loving and blowing through them. Never seen anyone talk about them before. Now that his Apple TV deal is out everyone is coming out of the woodwork to shit on him and his books and it’s like.. idk so exhausting

Just realized my favorite sexy goth art account I follow is all AI 🫠

40's (straight) 40's (gay)

He’s a 10 but posts motivational good morning videos every day on his stories 😔

My husband is a graphic designer which means I get to ask things like “is this font bad?” when reading a post or like a billboard. You’d be surprised how often the answer is yes.

Paid off my car and my credit score went down by 30 points ama ☺️

This actually explains a lot

Being on the internet feels so pointless and bleak. Like modern society is crumbling before us but here’s a thirst trap. Or I just watched a state sanctioned murder but can you believe Sinners got snubbed at the Golden Globes? Idk

lol these sweats really accentuate my hole

My company apparently “approved too much PTO” and now my next check is going to be like $100 short 😒

taking nudes on a toilet should be jailable

Trying Hevy for the first time because I saw oomf talk about it on here. I’ve been influenced.

good morning to everyone except gwen stefani and nicki minaj fuck you both

I am actually incapable of shopping for gifts without getting something(s) for myself 🙂

not everyone can pull off a mustache. i can tho y'all stay safe out there

sunset lighting goes crazy

Ok the Pantone color posts are so UGLY I don’t want to look at them anymore 😭

Meredith acting like Brooks is on a plane to Kandahar for a 5 yr stint in the Marines meanwhile he’s probably about to touch down in LA n let some daddy sn*rt a line down his ass crack 😂😂😂

I love to read but I’m very much a “did (x) really die” kind of girl

What if I took a cute t break from the gym

The vibes are OFF today chat

Work has been so annoying today my eye is starting to twitch

Hie

I told someone just yesterday if I wanted to suffer through a bad plot just to watch gay sex I’d just watch porn

Spotify wrapped is coming, just remember you don’t need to make that joke about how it called you a f*ggot

Cities aren’t looking cyberpunk enough for this level of dystopia

Happy Thanksgiving

I have to work until 8 and then I’m off for FOUR days. I can make it. I will do this.

I love a birthday party where I walk away with a gift 😌

I’m trying so hard to grow my hair out but I’m in that mid phase and I’m trying to stick it out but damn I feel UGLY