I love a birthday party where I walk away with a gift 😌

I’m trying so hard to grow my hair out but I’m in that mid phase and I’m trying to stick it out but damn I feel UGLY

Think the bros noticed?

if you squint a little, you can kinda tell i’m elvira (before + after)

me and @glizzygaymer.bsky.social won the “best two people dressed as different spider-mans” couple’s costume contest

What’s the verdict boys?

Doing the gay spandex costume thing tonight and I have to say my ass looks amazing in it.

The proportions on this man are just insane tbh

The way I completely fell off watching Slaysian Royale and forgot it existed 😅

Started watching Charmed from S1 and the soundtrack rips man

Literally me now that I work from home

would y’all still fck w me if i wasn’t bald be honest

It’s Wednesday. See a hump post a hump

Angie Katsanevas knows I exist 🥹

Photo album scans of Houston social group ‘The Wolfpack’, a gay social group circa early 1990’s Photo albums courtesy Bruce Chambers Scans courtesy JD Doyle via Houston LGBT Archives

You look like someone who could use a good ol’ spooky gay time 😏 Let’s hang out: twitch.tv/jeffbrutlag

Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine. 📸: Pol Kurucz

Naveen activates my fight or flight with his stan behavior

Zygarde’s light up butthole is crazy work I’m ngl

They’re taking it for me. I just love them.

does this angle look like i’m holding your head?

guess who’s back

how is it only tuesday

How your email finds me

Started my new (late) shift at work and I’m miserable chat

like lots of you need actual help

I now have four of these guys lol

It’s been awhile. Happy Hump Day boys

34 today 🎂

I started Hollow Knight for the first time after seeing everyone so hyped for Silksong. Don’t know why I expected but it’s taken me over completely. I dream about it when I sleep and it’s all I want to play when I’m awake

I haven’t seen 90% of these so it’s been fun discovering new classics. Follow along on the thread or follow me on Letterboxd for my reviews if you’re into that kinda thing

Let him nut in me so I could park in the expectant mothers spot 😌

Me when I capitalize multiple words in the same post for emphasis

I’ve made Halloween playlists in the past but they were kinda corny and only got listened to once maybe? This year tho I’ve outdone myself.

Going to see Evil Dead the Musical tonight and we’re sitting in the splash zone 💦

Me this weekend 🎃👻

Every spooky season back on Twitter I would post a thread of all the horror and scary movies I watched before Halloween so time to continue the tradition here! Let’s go! 👻🎃💀 Ratings on letterbox boxd.it/aOPYR

Obsessed with Once Bitten and still can’t get over this shower scene and will be yelling FAG ALERT indiscriminately for the foreseeable future

Another year another Locktober

I’m gonna attempt to watch a spooky movie every night this month and review on Letterboxd because @zachnyx.bsky.social does it every year and I think it’s fun and cute so I’m copying ☺️ First up was Once Bitten from 1985 and immediately it’s gonna be an October staple for me.

nooo don’t do 🔒tober your so sexy aha

I’m making my Halloween Horror Movie watchlist. What are some of your every year go-tos that aren’t like super popular? Here’s my current list help me round it out 🎃👻

I’ve been keeping up w my protein intake and I think my arms are finally getting bigger 🙏

Post lunch sleepies have hit but I’ve already had too much coffee today

I’m happy for the winner of #bb27 but I’m over these seasons where only a few people are really playing the game, inevitably stab some backs, and lose to a floater because the jury is salty they didn’t play nice. Not do I care to see the winner play like it was their strat all along It’s so boring.

I’ve got a package for you

Margo Rita and the monster gals

Some of you kids have been playing "Killing in the Name" on Guitar Hero since 2006 and still grew up to vote for fascists.

stop. putting. adults. in. diapers. on. my. feed. @bsky.app How many times can I tap “show less like this” 😭😭😭

Going antiquing at a Stars Hollow pop up today