thirstday

but jurassic park didn’t? wow.

you can call me a “smart ass” if you put the words “piece of” in the middle

if you squint a little, you can kinda tell i’m elvira (before + after)

What’s the verdict boys?

me and @glizzygaymer.bsky.social won the “best two people dressed as different spider-mans” couple’s costume contest

“burn it all down” is quite a poignant tagline, huh?

Bluesky Discover “Stop Showing Me Men in Diapers Every Day” Challenge

i’m so fckin DEAD

✨ spooky times conjure my past lives as spirits 🔮 i’m merely a medium, and my GHOSTS LIKE TO DANCE a new album for a happy halloween 👻 (only on soundcloud)

would y’all still fck w me if i wasn’t bald be honest

the shook ass in question

why’s this new tame impala album got me shakin’ my damn ass

I’m open to job opportunities btw including showing hole for $$ dm me

does this angle look like i’m holding your head?

guess who’s back

only watching old gay p*rn from now on because i’m afraid of accidentally getting turned on by ai

in case it gives you any hope, i was stood next to a couple old dudes at the grocery store in bright red oklahoma who were discussing how k*nnedy and t*ump have “lost their minds”

every day this year

truly happy for all the people who are getting the jobs that i’m applying for. you’re killing it 👍

men’s butts

so weird (and rude)—i started stoned-scrolling thru insta reels a week ago and liked a bunch of funny videos, and it completely changed my algorithm away from massage videos and bulge-baiting dudes

A DITTO GAME ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!!! 💀💀💀

i *finally* have an interview today and i’m excited about it but i need all the good vibes y’all can muster for me 🙏

don’t post things publicly that you’ll regret later! (DMs are open)

sza shared this post w vocals from “far” on it today and i s2g something in my brain ignited

applied for a bunch of jobs and called the utility company

i’ve seen weird things on drag race, but yuhua hamasaki sucking on a battery and blowing it in and out of her mouth during a runway is a special addition

coulda used this tip in my 20s

i’ve told at least 7 people in the past week to watch kpop demon hunters (they still haven’t but)—what have you done to spread the gospel?

been letting my mustache grow out and idk how to smile anymore

a man who got a few hours of sleep and then got into his attic to unscrew and remove a return vent and duct for a new AC install #tired #sweaty

saw “weapons” last night and *OMG* movies are so fun right now

i met aquaria in vegas and because i wasn’t sober i crassly asked if she was a top or bottom (which didn’t offend her thankfully and she answered) and then we flirted for 24 seconds and she is very lovely and sweet and if you’re reading this aquaria hmu

🚨Tomorrow is the final day to snag your F+F Pride apparel!🚨 If you had been putting it off, forgot, or already thinking about next Pride, time to grab some queer shit now! And we are still donating 10% of ALL profits to Transgender Law Center through the end of the month! (Gone after the 31st)

struggling with trying to be positive but also wanting a lot of specific people “in power” to d*e 🫢

Ozzy going out after raising $190 million for sick kids and a Parkinson’s cure is metal AF.

cried for at least the entire second half 🖤 my god that woman

about to see lady gaga 🥹

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drank preworkout and vibrated mindlessly instead of working out

desperately need to know if trixie and katya are going to watch kpop demon hunters

the horrors persist

weekend’s over

i’m gonna need a bigger bowl

wearing my first thong (for pride?) and i’m just incredibly aware of my gooch

good morning from me and my daughter

I forgot to post this here I was part of an art show last week and this was my poster 🤓

harvestin’ 👨‍🌾