secured tix to finally see turnstile in okc

i worked a faerie-themed event this weekend, and i fear i may never revert back to human ears

sappy: my parents have officially celebrated “pride” more than i have and spent father’s day showing me videos of drag performances they watched at eureka springs pride(!!). my former staunchly conservative parents have shifted into people i’d always hoped they’d be, and it’s such a crazy reality

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fuck your horoscope what are your all-time top played songs

i’m such a fag for ocarina of time omfg

podcasts have ruined my brain because all i want to do is sit with someone and have a great convo and nothing else

🥰 pride month is such a wonderful time of year that makes me self-conscious about all my relationships and how i present myself to the world 🥰

if Ellen hadn’t been cancelled by woke, do you think she’d release a gay danceclub EP?

i love gay

happy pride month! remember not to confuse darkrooms for the backrooms 🖤

happy pride month to fags. i love you, fags 🖤

people who don’t understand nuance are so wild, like you really expect me to explain the context of all in which you live and what came before you while discussing Summer House?

so glad i updated to ios26 so it could tell me to clean my front facing camera and recovered this important image…four times

he ate that one thing

being an okc gay during the playoffs has morphed me into a man who now asks other men “watching the game tonight?”

it FREAKS me out anytime someone refers to rupaul as “he”

i rly hope the big-titted husband on rhode island housewives isn’t problematic cuz i can’t stop thinking about him

monday

if ai is “inevitable,” why are they trying so hard to convince us to embrace it?

anyway watch the series finale of The Comeback

Harry Styles is our generation’s Prince, only in the fact that he’s a musician who is kinda fruity but women seem to love that about him

i fear i need to just put my phone away lol. i’m letting the met gala rly bother me—like people rly just sit and watch multi-billionaires get pretty for other billionaires in the middle of a war huh

started watching the new season of euphoria: sam levinson is way too comfortable with the n-word, the r-word, and so much literal shit. just constant poop and boobs

one of the worst remixes i’ve ever heard

i love all the music i’ve made, not because it sounds well-made or catchy or original, but because it was made by me and not fucking ai.

fun fact: you don’t need to store tomatoes in the fridge not fun fact: sometimes you forget you started storing tomatoes in the pantry

when was the last time you put yours hands up, they’re playing your song, and the butterflies flew away?

last night i made pancakes and mac and cheese for dinner and have no regrets about it (husband is out of town)

valerie cherish said my name on one of the new eps of The Comeback and i SQUEALED

right now, somewhere in the world, some gay baby is hearing “runway” and taking their first steps to gaga saying “WALK” 🥹

i wish we all had more money just so we could spend it on music

is there a website or something where you can paste links to songs and deduce whether or not they were made with ai? i can’t take it anymore

good morning and happy saturday men

every time i wear a ribbed tank, i adjust my chest in such a way that i feel like a big-titted, bimbo slut with heaving boobs and knockers

i thought “gay pride” was like “a pride of lions who are gay” and now i’m realizing gays are just *proud*? wow

filed my taxes

teenage me would be so thrilled to know that one day straight men would be willingly showing off the outlines of their dicks and balls on instagram

if you are diplo you need to adapt or just like give up trying to grow a mustache

sunburned the back of my legs and neck

was tryna keep up with streaming pokopia but 🖤 i’m like *bad at the game* and lately playing it *stresses me out* 🖤 also everything i’ve built is *hella ugly* 🖤

would i post me in my birthday suit if it *wasn’t* my birthday? (“2 on” by tinashe playing in bg)

i think if a bank emails you “happy birthday,” they should also gift you money

SLAYYYTER

the banana bread i just made tastes like ass (complimentary)

i’m intolerant about two things: ai and lactose

surprised that two movies released in the last four years have made me cry over a rock

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