girl aint nobody signing in to look at a fucking blogspot lmfao

a fire... at a sea parks...

gym sales associate describing their pricing mf just give me the price im not financing a mortgage

if it came out tomorrow that tammie brown was a serial killer id be like "that tracks" and go about my day

madonna is that girl on grindr who keeps messaging you "hey" from new accounts

just had another wisdom tooth out and not to brag but my surgeon said it had the longest roots she'd ever seen and she took photos of it 💅🦷

i can't explain it but if you're white you gotta use the yellow emoji

listening to Heavyweight just to feel something

pump kinda pumpin today

when you got the gym to yourself

when you got the gym to yourself

telling a straight man at the gay bay 'you're so brave for wearing that' and refusing to elaborate

🇭🇰🚃 come for a tram ride...

posted something extra spicy on the free OF 👀 of.com/taikora

🇭🇰🚃 come for a tram ride...

guys i don't know about technology is this good?

ROTAENO TEST STREAM COME JOIN twitch.tv/taikoralive

sooo the first two episodes of Star City are kindof amazing?? im so down for this For All Mankind spinoff

i should be able to block voice messages specifically from individual contacts that cannot be trusted with the power

6 months later it's repaired and they're refilling this 40 meter pool with a garden hose... so I guess it'll be full by 2027 🤣 idk I thought they'd use a fire hose or something

used that @taikora.com swimwear for first time ...in a public indoor swimming pool was a bit surprised how see through they are even if I know the white ones are (check first answer under this skeet)

Round two at the pool for the day, and no lies these @taikora.com sunnies have been such a clutch purchase. I think I need another pair

waiting impatiently around a corner for my food delivery guy to stop watching tiktoks so i can collect my burrito with zero human interaction

how i sleep after posting a comment on reddit that i know im 100% correct about but will make a lot of people mad so i immediately disable inbox replies and never look at it again

eating breakfast then getting back in to bed on a Saturday morning is one of life's truest joys

PEZ shaped PrEP

bleached my own hair and railed all the twinkle at the sauna how's your Friday going

literally nobody cares what the jonas brothers have to say about anything fuck off outa my podcasts

what do you mean I have to eat THREE meals a day until I die? im not ready for that level of commitment

You know you're in for a fun night when they put stickers over your phone camera

FOUR IS TOO MANY VOICES ON A PODCAST

when a website detects my adblocker

vietnamese cuisine having both best soup AND best sandwich on the planet is such a flex

putting my phone in light mode just to see what it's like to experience life as an insane person

lazada pls what why im searching for lightbulbs 😭🤣

inherited an expensive Samsung smart robot vacuum and i can tell you this thing is about as smart as a sock full of dead prawns

the whiplash from "millennials are killing the diamond industry" to "just eat prison rations" in a few short years is inspiring 🤩

they've just started building a Porche Design Tower on my street... My rent about to go up huh lmoa

Hear me out... Sushi train... But instead of sushi it's various bowls of fresh dry cereal. And instead of hot water the tap has icy cold milk in it. And there's fruit and stuff. I might be on to something and it'd not even drugs (yet)

THERES NK WIFI. ITS 7 HOURS. TAKING OFF. AHHH

we left the gate at Haneda 28 minutes ago and are still taxiing... are we driving to Bangkok

American lady took great umbridge with me at the airport "excuse me this is for first class" at the exact moment an airline staff member materialised behind me and said "good morning Mr Hogan nice to see you again" ive never looked so smug in my entire life

DID NOT KNOW THE BUTTONS CHANGE COLOURS WHEN YOU SWITCH FROM POPKUN TO BEATKUN

first time playing arcade popnmusic since.. 2008? new cabinets are sick

this week SUN 🇹🇭 Bangkok MON 🇵🇭 Manilla TUE 🇵🇭 Cebu WED 🇸🇬 Singapore THU 🇯🇵 Tokyo ... knackered... ready to go home tomorrow

seems like a cosmic joke that i unfortunately find cop uniforms extremely hot 😡

being a foreigner that speaks japanese in japan is so funny because when you're served by another foreigner you have a little dance where you both silently decide whether you're going to have this conversation in English or cosplay as Japanese people

Multipass 🪪

Qantas lounge at Changi has lamingtons 🥹🦘🇦🇺

the woke agenda has gone too far