people do like the way she says 'ham'

are these socks too long?

whenever the user is not doing AI, there should be buttons that say "here's the AI!"

are these socks too long?

the venn diagram of men who complain about the "male loneliness epidemic" and men who are gigantic losers or assholes is a perfect circle but im sure that's just a total coincidence

dentists love to stab your soft gums with a sharp metal spike and blame you when it bleeds

id truly rather die than be left alone with my thoughts for more than the time it takes to switch earbuds

me trying to do the most basic thing in the new Affinity

"you have as many hours in the day as Beyonce" yes but not the talent sweetie

someone on grindr just messaged me from the username "oldonly"

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ive been using a credit card for online payments that i lost 3 years ago, shes never had any weird charges so wherever she is i hope its a nice place 🌴💳🍹

waking up with a random hair wrapped around your cock head

I just witnessed a drag trainwreck drag race could only wish for I'm gonna die

washer has been saying 3 minutes left for at least 12 minutes...

went to the lobby in nothing but boxers and flip flops to get my food delivery and walked full speed in to the condo owners annual meeting... from the back... BEHIND the speaker

it's so weird i feel like i personally KNOW her it's a... parisocial relationship

i don't think i have thick enough skin to ask the internet who my celebrity lookalike is 😭

nvm i think i just need a shave and a haircut

being incredibly proud of your friend for achieving the dream life but are also incredibly envious and feeling left behind

the absolute audacity of another person riding in MY PERSONAL ELAVATOR in this shopping mall

remember when youtube got clowned so hard on rewind they deleted dislikes from the entire platform lmfao

guys i made it to friday 🫡

id do literally ANYTHING to achieve my goals short of putting in the work required to do so

just walked past a guy in a mall eating an entire french baguette 🥖 not with anything, no fillings, not sliced, not toasted, just tearing off bites raw

im not gonna make it y'all

me buying another 7 nearly identical black tanktops

when i tell you this is a sit-down-to-pee house im not joking i will hand you a spray bottle and some paper towel you cleaning up any mess 😌

These are my bones, Diane

oh... oh things are happening 🤐

bout to do an unusually important bidniss meeting... wish me luckn

might stream again for the first time in years 🤔 anyway add my defunct twitch channel twitch.tv/taikoralive

trying to be good and not party for a whole week... this toot serves as my declaration of intent countdown until inevitable quote tweet from a club toilet?? bets??

sorry for the late reply text my phone died because i was comfortable and the charge cable would have required i rotate slightly

ugh forgot to be born in to generational wealth again today :(

feeling so gross squeezing in a quick shower in the lounge before my flight home ... who's in silom tonight lol

spent the last 13 hours in Phnom Penh, Cambodia's new international airport that opened about 2 weeks ago... it's very shiny and grand

oh this explains the ticket price 🍷 by

ive got 6 hours to kill before i need to be at the airport so i came to a cinema so be a tired sack of shit and the only movie in English has Jared Leto in it

conservative (derogatory)

we need a slur for conservatives tbh

i took this pic after getting a new key and and exploring the hotel grounds 🙈... outside with everyone, wasn't till i looked at it back in my room lol

woke up with a boner so hard it hurt 🥲

when youtube surfaces a video you've already seen from a favourite creator and it you're like "i watched that when it was new like 3 months ago" and then the date says "8 years ago"

i took this pic after getting a new key and and exploring the hotel grounds 🙈... outside with everyone, wasn't till i looked at it back in my room lol

uhhhh my hotel key stopped working so i went to the lobby to get a new one and i did not know these go completely see through in natural lighting until i took a photo in the elevator lobby 🫣

come thru hotel gym

i like how google play, google one, google youtube, google pay, google wallet are all google products and they all have entirely different payment gateways that are kindof linked but don't talk to eachother and are all a bit shit

JUST BEEN INFORMED WITH MY STATUS I CAN USE SOME AIRLINE LOUNGES ON ARRIVAL. THIS WHOLE TIME? HALF A MILLION MILES LATER NOBODY TOLD ME THIS