Edward James Olmos' Drag Race

nevernind i had a wank and a bottle of soju

not to whinge but life has absolutely repeatedly kicked me in the balls over and over again die the last 3 weeks and im so fucking over it, i really just need something to go right

that orange iPhone got pick me energy im so sorry 😭

wait i finally figured out how to style my new hair

cannot recommend having multiple laundry baskets for whites, blacks, colours, saves me DOZENS of seconds of sorting, that adds up after several centuries!!

shazamming a song is so embarrassing

i took these photos at DJ station because i was convinced this looks like a scene from The Sims 2

nato phonetic alphabet be like "foxtrot"... we could just say "fox"? NO. MUST TROT.

blessing the feed with 16 perfect seconds

if the christans are really upset about not being raptured just think how disappointing that is for the rest of us 😭

Ritalina is such a cute name for a baby girl 💗

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rewatching the first season of Foundation is wild because the Cleonic Dynasty story is even better now after the revelations of season 3, and the Salvor story is so galacticly fucking BORING i remember why i struggled to get in to this show to start also lee pace 🥵

this guy just be yapping about anything to any camera

legally changing my name to this ancient Egyptian hieroglyph of a pizza delivery guy 𓁂

flying out of LAX tonight, security at Tom Bradley (T6? TB? T§? T 𓀗?) is always miserable so im gonna walk to T7 and use the Gold Track and then journey airside back to my gate, will report back if this is faster or at least less boring 😎 i really am out here doing science for you all

i had a jetlag dream that there was a reboot of Seinfeld except all the characters were gay and the episode i watched George slowly lost his mind when he thought he was broken up with because his bum hole was "too high"

work finished... jetlag nap time before i fly off again

ive eaten a lot of stunningly mediocre american fast food and i gotta say... this is sadly the only one id go back for (but won't because things)

time to kill trying some homophobic chicken

predicting a Tylenol rebrand in 3 years time once that demented old fuck is dead because the marketing stench of the worlds dumbest misinformation will never leave

WIFI IS WORKING AND I GOT A ROW TO MYSELF

cabin crew just announced no inflight WiFi for my Tokyo to Los Angeles flight... chat should I kms

until your hole remembers every vein

why does every mobile rhythm game look like 2014 dogshit except rotaeno

you know I used to joke about America being in a state of mass religious hysterical psychosis but i don't think it's a joke anymore wtf is happening

couple hours to kill in haneda so walked to round 1 stadium (kawasaki?)... some good absolute RG here I kinda love chrono circle. also first impressions love iidx sparkle shower

second 10+hr flight in a row without WiFi...

white people have a genetic disability that causes us to be unable to slice fruit in an appealing manner pineapple? irregular chunks watermelon ? irregular chunks melon??? irregular chunks

"this app does not allow screenshots" firing squad

i need rotaeno but with all the animals girls replaced with hard-core bara

attention all passengers... ofcourse theres a video 😌🛩🚻... onlyfans.com/taikora/c5

my retirement plan? reckless spending until hopefully society collapses before i need to be in a home

sometimes i remember that Sean Bean's name doesn't rhyme and how upsetting that is

what else is there to do during a 4hr layover... 🤫🚹

*things getting hot and heavy* *excuse myself to put on some sexy music* hey google play The Sims Soundtrack: Buy Mode 1

do you think in the star trek future 2300's etc humanity has decided on a standardized pillow/case size???

the hardest thing about editing your own videos for onlyfans is my schlong the entire time

i don't believe in any god that would let minor inconveniences happen to attractive people

beatmania iidx 33 sprite +tea

wtf even is my job

Foundation s3 finale got me both gooped AND gagged what the FUCK

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Hong kong > Bangkok... nearly home after 8 countries in 9 days i am a merely a husk

we need to invent a system that automatically sterilises people who try to enter an elevator while people are still trying to get out that dna does not need to propagate

so over the weekend in tokyo i discovered deco27 is on all the karaoke systems and now im trying to learn the lyrics and this shit is FAST, but i WILL be whiteboard slaying when i return i simply cannot sing 光 or any more millennial anthems like an uncle

why does only the salad bar have a sneeze guard i can sneeze just fine on the bacon and scrambled eggs but for the salad i have to bend right under there which seems ableist to tall people

just took a ritalin with a can of monster email enough to give a normal person heart palpitations and about to have the best nap of my life