Wait Mel C cooked a little with this album

Don’t wanna get outta bed

Also got Josh and I some new speedos for pool party season 🤙

Booked a summer vacation to Tahoe with Josh 🥰

Gonna make a Jank Aetherdrift deck just because everyone hates her ass and I think it’s camp.

I have 6h straight of meetings tomorrow who did this?

Sleepy

It’s Crystal.

Oh I also got a promotion yesterday but I was too exhausted to feel good about it publicly.

I have a site visit in Florida that will last less than 24h turn it and burn it babyyyyy!!!!

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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I know LA is not getting as much attention as NYC did but we have a very exciting Mayoral candidate and you should get to know her and support her campaign.

ONE NIGHT ONLY 📣 Q&A Session with Survivor Legend Parvati Shallow and LA Mayoral Candidate Rae Huang 🔥 Come to a Q&A session this week with Survivor Legend Parvati Shallow and Rae Huang.

Totodile from my flash for James! 🐊💦

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

Forgot I took this pic when I was shit faced at Marie’s Crisis

A twink in Greenwich village told me I looked 27

One of the things I noticed this week while I was in New York is that all of the young girls dress like Pinkpantheress.

Got some new ink- thank you @katlyyons.bsky.social for the piece! 🔥

Witch’s Staff & Stygian Blade from Hades for Jeff ⚔️ Thank you for the trust on this one! Had so much fun designing & tattooing this one

2026

It Tuesday, again

Don’t worry chat 💬 , I have him playing again so we can meet the king 👑 at the train station 🚉

Drag race this season has been a mess. It’s going to fall to the same fate as season 7 where it was great queens but horrible production.

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

This ai art on drag race………

zara get me behind me!!!!!!

It’s Friday, my guys!

Got Josh and I tickets to go watch fencing at the 2028 games 🤺

Thursday mood

Still at it

Poo poo pee pee

I keep sending that no scrubs Nina clip to Josh because it gives him the ick

Imagine, right, the world is your oyster. And you’re the ONLY girl?????

Me after I say “in response” playing my spell slinger deck

“Hey babe” “What?” “She’s talking about Magic” Now Playing:

This is the story of a squirrel

That drag race episode 🚮

✈️ RE9

Hot people deactivate their twitter, instagram, and facebooks.

you don’t hate billionaires enough, pt. infinity

New Robyn for Friday gym day!!!!

I have an old tumblr group snapchat that is mostly Jason sending daily peace signs but every once in a while we regroup to privately talk shit.

Feels good to get back to punching and kicking things

Aggressively hit on by a cashier while buying a phone case

Got some new undies

Moo