just realized I forgot to censor that selfie when I posted it I’m so sorry chat perdóname

im just a little big guy

stopped playing marvel rivals

i think about this at least weekly

friend bailed on the plans that HE made when I had already bought the tickets and booked the hotel…alright then 🧍‍♂️

wowie zowie did not expect that pic to blow up like that

the shit that spews from RFK jr’s mouth is just him playing mad libs with a spinning wheel and seeing where it lands

im just a little big guy

Late leg day hump day but it is done 🙂‍↕️

who up clobberin their thing

goddess forgive me *throws some ass*

somehow fucked up my neck pretty badly and doc said no gym for a WEEK. Should I kill myself ?

getting an Italian greyhound would fix me

Jill valentine having jiggle physics in RE1 remake is absolutely diabolical

I was feeling my oats :3

me on chest day

the last good pokemon games were sun and moon btw and this is coming from someone who has two pokemon tatted on them ☹️ idk i just got tired of being served shit on a plate

trying to balance work, school, meal prepping for the week AND maintaining a social life? bitch I am so motherfucking tired I need to rot in bed for a few weeks

Was gonna post post-gym flexing pics but tbh I kinda just liked this so have my face instead

quote this with a picture of your cock and balls

yall looooove a quote post like doesn’t even matter what it is yall are on top of it

i've never been inconvenienced before and i hope i never will be. it sounds terrible

K*m P*tras’ Halloween album was soooo good 😩 I remember having such high hopes for her….and well floppiana I guess

we got home safe in case anyone was concerned

cross faded

some of the voice reveals on here shock me sometimes like very much masc presenting and then boom…fairy (positive 🫦)

miss swift did her big one with fate of Ophelia actually I won’t lie

depressed so I treated myself to a bagel but it didn’t help

people who call themselves “doctor” when they aren’t an MD like baby you have a doctorate in sociology let’s not play dress up

definitely underestimated how tiring it was gonna be doing both work and school 🫩🫩🫩 this shit is ass bro

what I lack in stature I make up for by being big everywhere else

rest your weary souls in my bosom

I want an edible but RE1 requires me to read a map and baby I’d be going in circles getting lost probably

what’s the best angle to make my tits look the fattest? asking for me

biggest gym pet peeve is those people that stand near you looking at you waiting for you to finish your sets…like baby you’re wasting your time and you could 100% be doing something else right now

got my flu shot earlier and it’s a little sore so of course I had to have a dream about me being shot at work except it was just rubber bullets

just got my flu shot isn’t that so sexy of me

chat I have 6 days off what should I do with them

6 months into my new job and I’m already bored 😭 I crave stimulation I fear

now accepting applications btw

is this thing on

punani Dasani was history

about me

it’s October 3rd…where is the PUMPKIN FUCKING??!!

me seeing all these nudes on the skeetline tonight

we’re making Mac and cheese later

Chyna please have mercy I ain’t gettin paid til the end of the week!

he told me to squirt in his mouth so I gave him a golden shower

it really wasn’t clocking to me that I wasn’t standing on business on how badly I now need a switch 2 so I can play some fucking fire emblem