so when does RE7 get scary 🙄

using my hand calluses as a physical exfoliant 😍😍😍

the lighting in our house is so fucking caca peepee poopoo…

I think a little meth with a side of test could do my body some good

oh fuck I’m gonna gym I’m gonna gym so fucking hard oh fuuuuuck

a second Celsius has hit the bloodstream

everyone look at MY man

came home this morning to banana chocolate chip muffins and you’re so jealous lol

you ain’t try no drug like me…

don’t forget to exfoliate your hole

what post do you think prompted this

kind of homophobic to have to work the last weekend of pride month :/

newest gossip going around is apparently a nurse getting caught receiving a blowjob from a patient 💀💀💀

RE7 playthrough is right fucking meeowwwww 🐱🐱🐱

bareback (barebells) protein bars are S tier

but rest assured my meatheads…we DID go to the gym today and these tits are still FAT and my arms are still HUGE

Hi everyone

haven’t been sleeping well for the passed like two weeks….gym motivation down the drain…chat it might be joever

Yuffie wearing her shorts unbuttoned without a belt bothers me so much

Roblox confuses the fuck out of me cause why is my nephew essentially playing GTA rn

nephew said I was a pro at videogames 😎

I lied. I don’t use 2 in 1 shampoo + conditioner

sometimes I wish I was ugly and poor so I wouldn’t hurt anymore…

yall to me when I post a harmless fact about myself:

I use 2 in 1 shampoo+conditioner please don’t crucify me

last night I had the best chicken tacos I’ve had in my life and it may be because I was drunk but I’m choosing to think otherwise

I love bed….laying in bed…..it’s just so comfy if I see a bed I am laying in it

Despite the rain, pride was still a good time 😁🏳️‍🌈

children don’t watch cartoons anymore…they watch Minecraft content lmao

who’s your daddy

what are yall doing when you save my selfies I just wanna know

Happy pride uwu

I’m the prettiest fag in America

a BOGO makes me so wet

Tifa suuuuuuch a baddie like I’m obsessed

thinking about how my job is just normalized mental trauma on a weekly basis 🤕

Olivia Rodrigo album is about her ugly ex white boyfriend omg….girl GET UP

you can’t deny all this booter energy

“Comment ‘Recipe’ and I’ll send you a link to my cookbook!” fuck you I will not be doing that and you can’t make me

Meg Stalter is a musical genius and it’s kind of embarrassing for the pop girlies right now

I really don’t know what most of you are talking about on any given day and that’s okay

daddy, looking at me

I found somebody who can match my gapemaxxing You can't deny all this booter energy Under the leak we synchronize just you and I No one can fuck up the munt, fuck up the munt

You go to the gym for 2 hours straight and I go to the gym for 2 hours gay, we are NOT the same…

opened the blinds after rotting in bed in the dark for the passed two hours…please clap

oh boy Celsius for breakfast how decadent 😍😍😍

wait this Olivia Rodrigo album is good…I’m sorry I doubted you gay people

here go DINKWAD status friend again saying he’s poor like I’m sorry I just do not believe you stop lying to me

patient tried to die after attempting to use the bathroom…never AGAIN!! BEDPAN FOR EVERYONE Jesus Christ

haven’t done anything for pride and now friends are backtracking on the only plans we made weeks ago…I hate it so much here