haha what if I just stopped posting on social media

haven’t gone out since Halloween…I’m overdue for a good clowning

why do I need 9+ hours of sleep to feel normal

I’m straight

finished with the semester and i celebrated by…going to the gym

is it called brokeback mountain cause heath ledger was breaking Jake gyllenhaal’s back

crazy how fast I can make my ass bounce with a leg day pump

pull dayyy :3

if you want it….take it……….………. ……….……….……….……….……….……….

ngl kpop demon hunters looks sooooo fucking corny

sac à patate

the girls don’t make music for the clubs anymore 😔

when I’m half a pound heavier than I was yesterday

fuck it we bulge

What the hell, sure... a quick hump day contribution

a “normal” person who I know is not on the internet as much as I am told me to “keep yourself safe” and it took sooooo much willpower to not be like “oh so you want me to kill myself?”

chest day

need to be a tatted up slut saaaurrrrr fucking bad Lois

if bi people are real why are they all gay?

dementia patient hit me and called me a pig last night 🤩 how was yalls night

said he liked the way my DSLs pout and he didn’t even ask about my body count

lmfaoooo 😭

is it too late to contribute to the side discourse? I just want to feel included

did not realize some gays have hate boners for katseye

the longer I work as a nurse the more my filter has just gone out the window cause why did I say to my confused nonverbal patient “hiii is anyone home? blink twice if you’re there”

I never get gifts for Christmas so I just splurge on myself instead 🤩🤩🤩

crazy to me how people have “bad” sex?? like what goes wrong here

i said what what in the butt

ragebaiting bloomfs on this fine Saturday night how is your Saturday going

✨ Quote skeet with a selfie if you're ** years old ✨

DAMN yall are actually 30?!

who up jingling their bells

a double whammy

can someone put Santa hats on my boobies

Brian’s 4 year old nephew made a 6 and 7 out of blocks and goes “look! I made six seven”

up jingling my bells

my Thanksgiving was SO lame does anyone have any leftovers they want to feed me I’m not picky

would yall crucify me if I said idc for trixie martell

Did some cardio in anticipation for what's to come...

it’s her day

forgot how spooky it was the be stalked by Mr.X in RE2R 😱

need for breed 2: unloaded

saw wicked for good because it was the gay thing to do

Arm day ✅

I didn’t even workout today I just look like this btw

the refractory period is insane for me like 100 down to 0 so insanely fast like actually ow that hurts get out of me right now

hi i hope you’re all doing well 🤩🤠

Just like me and Jonny fr

diabetes is the devil btw