we did it Patrick we saved the city (they all went to hospice)

lol ok guys that’s enough I was just messing around…oh god please god make it stop

I always pass this pierogi restaurant on my way home from work and I don’t really know what a pierogi is but I would like to try one one day

had a successful gay guy beach day 🏖️😊

showing off my back and nothing else, just my back because it was back day 🙂

lol bro you should totally put your head between my thighs so I can pop it like a watermelon forever changing the trajectory of our lives lol wouldn’t that be so funny

I wanna go fast…I wanna go hard….i wanna go anywhere anywhere you are……. .. .

been in a #flowstate (as the kids say) at the gym for the past week now

trying something difference today (quad focused leg day) cause the hammies are still sore from my leg day that was 5 days ago lmfao

lowkey why do I look hotter with clothes on compared to without

PSA for anyone with a tweaky shoulder: you don’t need an exaggerated stretch while doing chest presses 🙂‍↕️

EVERYBODYS SUPER SONIC RACING TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND WHEN YOURE SUPER SONIC RACING THERES NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND WE’RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING RUNNING TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN EVERYBODYS SUPER SONIC RACING COME ON, LET THE FIRE BUUUURN

looooove the smell of freshly washed hole/pole/pits…mmmm! how decadent!

me posting my harmless hot takes

not to be a hater but midnight sun the only Zara Larsson song I like lol sorry girl 😵

kinda got to thinking how I’ve been inadvertently weaving my little web/networking the house down boots since I’ve started at this hospital…I have a friend on every unit, I help nurses without being asked to and people remember….now who am I to not be taking advantage of that

im having an extraterrestrial crisis

big ass frog fell from a bush and plopped right in front of my feet…what does it want from me

friend seems pretty confident they can get me a position in CVICU…chat watch this space

lately I just don’t got shit to say…just out here existing…how about yall

pussoir

felt very slutty in my slutty little shorts wearing my slutty little knee braces

i just read a news story about a chiropractor who murdered somebody and as the judge is sentencing him she reminds him "you took an oath to do no harm!" no he did not he is not a doctor!

addicted to the rush of fixing an unstable ass patient

when I ask bro for a form check so he can look at my ass but he actually critiques it :///

630 lbs leg press…chat am I a gym bro yet

so yesterday I found out same day hangover is 100% a thing

Before the drinks beat me up and killed @jommymommy.bsky.social

Drag brunched too close to the sun

drag brunch today wish me luck chat (I’m already tipsy) 😵

my fuckin pussy going out of control

played OW today and actually had fun with it…Ruh roh

saw a long ass gray hair and tbh I’m not even mad about it…my salt and pepper era is gonna be so sexy

smh it wasn’t even leg day and I’m out here showing my ass 🤦‍♂️

Haha, okay

friends wanna hang out but all I wanna do is play videogames lol 🫠

friends called me a hater for thinking that Britney was struggling with addiction and here she go getting a DUI 😞 oh my queen…

my ass keeps eating up these underwear and turning them into a thong 🫩

I am not a life simulator type of girlie so I will not be tuning in for pokopia 😊

the birthday glow was so real last week btw

yall saying “aren’t you a nurse??” like we give patients a daily scoop of creatine at the hospital 😭✋

accidentally put two scoops of creatine in my protein shake…chat am I going to die? 😳

saying gag it but fast so it rhymes with faggot

the gym bros stay asking me for a spot…like awww you want lil ol me? but also jk fuck yea dude how many reps you going for lil bro

nier automata OST still gives me goosebumps…they really put their entire pussy into this

after every work week I treat myself to a bagel because it’s what I fucking deserve!!!

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chat I’m so sorry I let you down I will vow to learn and grow from this wrong