last night I had the best chicken tacos I’ve had in my life and it may be because I was drunk but I’m choosing to think otherwise

I love bed….laying in bed…..it’s just so comfy if I see a bed I am laying in it

Despite the rain, pride was still a good time 😁🏳️‍🌈

children don’t watch cartoons anymore…they watch Minecraft content lmao

who’s your daddy

what are yall doing when you save my selfies I just wanna know

Happy pride uwu

I’m the prettiest fag in America

a BOGO makes me so wet

Tifa suuuuuuch a baddie like I’m obsessed

thinking about how my job is just normalized mental trauma on a weekly basis 🤕

Olivia Rodrigo album is about her ugly ex white boyfriend omg….girl GET UP

you can’t deny all this booter energy

“Comment ‘Recipe’ and I’ll send you a link to my cookbook!” fuck you I will not be doing that and you can’t make me

Meg Stalter is a musical genius and it’s kind of embarrassing for the pop girlies right now

I really don’t know what most of you are talking about on any given day and that’s okay

daddy, looking at me

I found somebody who can match my gapemaxxing You can't deny all this booter energy Under the leak we synchronize just you and I No one can fuck up the munt, fuck up the munt

You go to the gym for 2 hours straight and I go to the gym for 2 hours gay, we are NOT the same…

opened the blinds after rotting in bed in the dark for the passed two hours…please clap

oh boy Celsius for breakfast how decadent 😍😍😍

wait this Olivia Rodrigo album is good…I’m sorry I doubted you gay people

here go DINKWAD status friend again saying he’s poor like I’m sorry I just do not believe you stop lying to me

patient tried to die after attempting to use the bathroom…never AGAIN!! BEDPAN FOR EVERYONE Jesus Christ

haven’t done anything for pride and now friends are backtracking on the only plans we made weeks ago…I hate it so much here

I hate that pharmacies will put your shit away if you take too long to pick it up like bitch sorry that I’m fucking BUSY!!!!! What is wrong with you???

had a nightmare and then “woke up” straight into sleep paralysis…bro wtf did I do to deserve this

do you think my tits are big enough for a Tifa cosplay

Never let anyone tell you your online friends aren’t “real friends” Your online connections, those who bring you joy are more real and more valid in your circle than the world could possibly imagine Im grateful everyday for your friendship @jommymommy.bsky.social @wielderofthekey.bsky.social

smack my ass-smack my ass like a drum

it’s hard being 50% tits and 50% ass but someone’s gotta do it

oops estoy drunk

majority of my friends are Latino so when I drunkenly met an Italian man why were some of the first words out of my mouth “would you get mad at me if I broke spaghetti in half” filter out the window fr

I remember being soooo gagged the house down boots when I found out what floptropica was…..like there’s a whole other world out there

you haven’t lived until you’ve listened to Coconut Mall (Cupcakke remix)

pussy up, up pussy up, up

bluesky? more like blueshyte am I right

Had to ice 🧊 him out like brr 🥶 He don’t 🙅‍♂️ make the kitty 🐱 go purrrrr 💅

willingly waking up at 7 am is mental illness…like you’re sick

still cannot get over how big tifa’s tits are like I’m so distracted I can’t even pay attention to this cutscene

being allergic to cats is so fucked up

nothing makes me want to jump more than being woken up by screaming toddlers

eat your pea professor

ff7 would be better if Tifa and aerith showed no interest in Cloud and also just make them the main characters

Meg stalter with another hit…

quick question do yall actually like each other cause from the shit I’ve seen in these group chats…

Hi everyone

it’s kind of crazy how much I miss on here because I have a full time job

woke up being added to 5 different group chats…yall are so obsessed with me omg