ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔

yall find this hot?!

had someone in my IG dm’s defending ICE like bro…howwww you’re insane like at this point nothing I say would ever change your mind so I’m not even going to waste my breath

Happy Saturday from your fave gays

cross faded

marvel rivals trying to be the next Fortnite with these dance emotes and it’s getting corny 🤕

the back gains been going crazy lately

I’d love to give CrossFit a try but the financial barrier to entry is kind of insane…lowkey giving Ponzi scheme with a mix of cult vibes

realized just how much of a heavyweight I am when I went out drinking with coworkers 😬 cause why was I the only one not hungover

I turn on my screen…What do I see? 100 one eyed monsters staring back at me

patient: please help! I need the nurse me: hi what’s going on? patient: I spilled my apple juice

🎶 he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me (I got everything he needs) 🎶

30 min nap turned into 2 hours

flipping my sleep schedule unsuccessful…slept for 3-4 hours 🫩

Anybody know if

omg here I go feeling self conches that I’m too much of a slut 😭

there’s no such thing as perfection….I’m the exception

daddy!! daddy watch me twirl DADDY watch me

almost set the break room on fire 😭😭😭 I need to go home so fawking bad chat

awake…pero like at what cost

this DOMS from my ass down to my hamstrings is going insane right now like omg don’t I go through enough mental anguish…

reheating @wielderofthekey.bsky.social’s nachos…idk I think he pulls off this angle better than me

me and Brian having opposite sleep schedules now is actually so depressing lol

I don’t even have a favorite body part to workout anymore we go hard EVERYDAY!!! no fucking excuses!!! #playhardworkhard #nopainnogain #norestdays

the way yall can’t tell if that’s my ass or Brian’s ass 😭😭😭 we both cheeked up fr

2016….🤭

slept for 10 hours and got woken up with hole 🤩🤩🤩 we’re so back chat

slept like shit so I will not be going to the gym today…I’m so sorry my meatheads I’ve let you all down

what a beautiful day to be me

I wasn’t horny at 1 am I just wanted to use that gif

I can’t stop. buying. gym shorts 😭😭😭

when the 1 am horny suddenly hits

people who think leaving their shit by a machine so they can claim it while they go use another machine on the other side of the room…baby it means nothing to me I’ll be using it now thank you very much

weights that were heavy for me a month or two ago now being my warm up weight…it wasn’t clocking to me that I wasn’t tapping into my full potential

my one friend who asks to hang every week without fail on my first day off at like 1-2 pm after having worked three 12-13 hours shifts in a row and I got home at 9 am 😍😍😍

creatine with metamucil call that gaynmaxing

if you fucked a superhero who would it be

savory>sweet bagels every single time. like get your fucking rainbow sprinkle bagel away from me you fucking freak!!! what is wrong with you?? you’re sick in the head

it’s national bagel day btw

omg I forgot to flag where is NSFW sasuke when you need him

pathetic

hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

I need a big fat DOINKY!!!

just had the kinda shift where everything that could go wrong did go wrong for the entire 12 hours 🫩

princess shift and all I’ve been doing is sitting down eating snacks 😭

don’t ask me for shit and don’t try to die 🙄 I’m trying to protect my peace, thank you for your understanding

honestly this was history so I’m leaving it up 😌

boyfriend sleeping while I’m at work so I have no one to text

UGH I don’t wanna work I deserve to be spoiled and pampered like the prince(ss) that I am