From the main Discord I'm in: "i'm not a furry but this is the least fuckable fox mccloud has ever looked" #StarFox

@wielderofthekey.bsky.social greeted me today by turning me around and furiously dry humping me

asked a coworker a clinical question the other day and she’s comes back to me with “well ChatGPT said” oh good god chat we are so fucking cooked don’t get sick

in true CVICU nurse fashion I must now tell you all that I am now a CVICU nurse

you’re gonna love my nuts

what’s so hot about low hanging balls anyway? like so?? and?? what about it

been really into nuts lately

happy nurses week please send dick and ass thank you

1 2 3 4 bitches at the door and we come through smelling like whores

so that was a fucking LIE OMG they’re beating my ass

was walking minding my own business and guy goes “hey gym bud! Just wanted to let you know that Jesus loves you and he’s coming back”

playing the original ff7 before I play the remake so I don’t get yelled at :3

therapist asked me if I had ADHD today

dude is spaced out sitting on the leg press machine shaking his head…he’s so fucking real for that

we are so *back* haha

when you wipe your tears do you wipe them just for me me me me me?

slept 10 hours but I’m still so fucking exhausted I don’t deserve this

hot and ready make it rain on me spaghetti

why yes I will be getting paid for this post shift piss thank you very much

5 when I don’t trim uwu

I wanna be more active/interact more on here but the depression is kicking my ass so hard yall

everyday patients find new ways to show me how stupid they are, absolutely blows my mind

pink pantheress was sooooo cunty

Miami has all the cons of living in a city without any of the pros…like I don’t see the appeal whatsoever

Miss pp concert tomorrow I'm ready

you like it best when I wear nothing but lace…I like it best when you put me in my PLACE

It’s chocolate

our friends left us to go fuck…I hate gay people

BIG EXCITING NEWS OMG

chat I’ve been depressed af let’s hope this night out does something

no cause why is this singular mojito hitting me so hard

someone’s ugly ass dog trying to follow me on IG 😭🙅‍♂️

I’m freezing outside my penis half its size

hello I’m back what have I missed

when my posts blast off to the stratosphere and reach libsky and they take it soooooo seriously like babes it’s ok to laugh along I promise

when I became a nurse I knew rubbing lotion on old people’s backs would be something I did but what I didn’t take into consideration was the moaning and all the “oh yea”s that came with it like bro…a literal clown show and I’m the clown 🤡

sometimes I think about deleting all my social media but then I’m like where will I get my meal prep recipes from 🫤

patient was trying to show me a picture of his head laceration and why did I see a picture of his hand on a man’s ass…like this cannot be real life 😭

I’m in my low rise scrubs

the club just doesn’t do it for me lately especially with the way how trash the music is ://

so anyways I started blasting

don’t tell chat I trimmed my chest or else they’ll crucify me

lately have not been counting SHIT, I just eat whenever I’m hungry or even when I’m just bored 😭

From another galaxy like Jupiter and Mars

Brian doubted my abilities to make it quick so you know I had to kick the Gluck Gluck 5000 into maximum overdrive

me when I die in a videogame: I’m so fucking dedge bro

took a 30 minute nap chat we are so fucking BACK!!! (we’re cooked)

hello little gay people in my phone

me sleeping like complete shit and all I can think of is how it’s absolutely killing my gains :///

lowkey this new place sucks for taking post workout selfies 😔