we’re so back

selina meyer:

people on here will skeet anything. “Cardinal Lawrence had hoes.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.

hey guys. it’s reese. you’re probably thinking … and me too

balls smell luigi come over

i need his ass ass in my face

penis

who’s up

eye is twitching

I’m not gonna do this bc I’m a public figure (unshaved) but imagine a hole pic and it’s Jack and Locke looking down the hatch

fat cock thursday?

goon sesh incoming

twitter has seen this shirt enough

cold and tired

dicks out for harambe

music make you lose control

if happy little blueskys fly

girl just shit on him

so which one is war and which one is treaty

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getting followers for not skeeting

I can’t post hole I’m an unelected official

schmood schmorning

what if i looked like this

i’m off to club bed featuring dj pillow and mc jerk off

dick from a guy with a dick

everyone is a girl online

everyone say thank you stomach bug

penis

a qua mareen

twink dinner

what is the point of a reaction library when you can’t post the media or save it or do anything

chill………..

mama a gay boy inside you

uh huh, this my shit!

i’m sure you look great in that pic you posted that no one can see 🫶🏻

would you tell me if my handle was invalid