Everybody wish my bestie a happy birthday right now!! 😤🩷 @hydn.bsky.social

I thought the show was just going to be called Untitled Rachel Sennott Project, that would have been kind of cunt.

accidentally showing feet in my depop listing

people who use this heart emoji ♥️ instead of this heart emoji ❤️ think they’re better than everyone else (and they’re correct)

Happy locktober!! I sleep so good this month knowing my home is secure ❤️ finally!!!!

How I’m tryna be

it’s purring……

People born in 31 day months should be allowed to bully people born in 30 day months

Alana Haim cunty bob fan edit when?

everyone wish him a happy birthday or else 🔪

I’m starting to forget what life was like before this canker sore 😓

Screaming

We haven’t had a mother of this magnitude in so long

Quick, how do I make my boyfriends birthday dinner all about me?

Made eyes with so many twinks at the Lorde concert tn it was kind of scary

Karly Hartzman writes about junk food in a way that really resonates with me

how’s everyone doing tn?

FINALLY he ate some apple slices i put out for him today 🥹

I just saw skinny Philip DiFranco and it was so scary y’all please don’t ever put that man on my timeline again

you mean to tell me this flop wrote let’s have a kiki???

is he… yknow

this is an Arizona brandy stan account btw

first time back at planet fitness after a year and a half at lifetime

rt to piss off oomf

the bike ride to yummy lunch to cathartic cry in the park pipeline

I refuse to be a participant in her humiliation kink

Tr*mp d*ath rumormongering is the same thought process that had us thinking we were getting a sky ferreira album in 2018. I won’t give in to false hope.

oomf just reposted back to back end of eva edits on tiktok, should i do a wellness check?

I invented a new couch napping position today, I feel unstoppable

gen 9 pokemon cries if they were only ed edd n eddy sound effects

I can finally post this!!! rpg goblin necromancer🗡️ pattern by me, a bday gift for sweet trev 🎈 @oomfology.bsky.social

she was absolutely peeing in that bath water btw

everybody say happy birthday oomfie!!!!!!!! @oomfology.bsky.social 🎈

gonna go buy a bag of bugles, put them on my fingers like a witch, and post a selfie captioned “bugle reveal” for clout on x.com

lmao

my children ❤️ I’m so happy for them

Why is every Ari Aster movie so tedious? I blame you all for hyping midsommar so much that we still have to deal with this man

CROP DUST knuckle tattoo would go so hard

I want anthems Late nights, my friends, New Pork

new work headshot just dropped lol

I’m so glad I don’t play this game anymore so I don’t have to be upset about this

god is testing me

developing a headcanon bw me and my hunky bear psychiatrist that I just had my first appointment with

what’re you looking at?

checking in on my tw alt account is such a minefield. will it be the high of seeing oomf pepper or the low of jealousy and self loathing for today?

look at this absolute angel I met on my walk today 🥺

bonne maman is on sale at the grocery store and all the good flavors are sold out…… I’ve been on the verge of tears all day and this might be the last straw.

why don’t they sell canned tuna in nothing? it’s always in water, olive oil, why can’t I buy canned tuna in aether???