My mom said WHY did you post your ass on 🐥

These Miley Cyrus 7 things ass lyrics

Put the christ back

Christmas u are all of us.

I’m not gonna do this bc I’m a public figure (unshaved) but imagine a hole pic and it’s Jack and Locke looking down the hatch

Oh like yall really on here posting huh

can’t afford rent but the other night i paid $5 to see @reesehavocnyc.bsky.social lip sync Amazing Mayzie so there are still bargains and deals to be found in new york city

U simple?

Glinda the good boy

So there’s this masc icon listening to music …

if happy little blueskys fly

one of the biggest stars of our time.

Oh I’ve started sending the “heyyys” with a fierceness

This reese havoc ass outfit ijbol

I don’t like that Zach has more followers than me that’s kind of why I’m not active on here . I mean he has more followers than me there too but idk hurts more here

Should i get tiramisu at this Texas Thai restaurant rn

I can’t post hole I’m an unelected official

Hey I’m so sorry to hear about your Sunday scaries. That can’t be fun :( at least it’s a short week! Can I top you

Seated for Wick3d

I ain’t reading all that

The way I had to tell Cherry I can’t do an announcement video anymore .. so yall are gonna have to wait a lil longer for those entertainer of the year nominations

exactlyyyy

Noise complaint incoming

Does anyone in the gladiator II cast have an eating disorder? Girls get everything

Idina red tracksuit stays on during wicked

I love googling my old teachers like alright let’s see if you stay booked ..

The one thing Bluesky got going for it is no wicked spoilers at every turn

Last night was a press tour …

Love sherry poppins down

Tonight this absolute tour de force of stage talent comes to life for a magical evening of world class entertainment all tied up in a beautiful garageband bow .. 10pm the curtain will go up.

cinderella’s mice:

U have a crush on a boy and suddenly boom. They’re south of the mason dixon line playing an elf

All y’all wicked’s reviews are really written by AI “what a masterful translation from stage to screen” Iike bitch be normal queen out.. keyboard slam … let me see some “IM GAGGGGGINGGG”s

2024 and they really got straight people directing musicals . Nine million tulips but not one c*ck sucked?

SKIMBLEEEEE MEET UP

Yoda:

the train hates to see me coming

Hanukah trying to get her viral moment with her glam nom video .. keep it moving baby

who up for the first time feeling … wicked

Thank yall to the people copying and pasting to both apps for being brave . It’s corny i can fuck with

What y’all know about real music

That cancelled tv show you’ll never stop thinking about. I’m not finding photos too lazy but y’all remember FlashForward? The Event? Terra Nova? these were history .. just bold and bad

Conclave didn’t pass the Bechdel test :/

Anyone got an NDA I can break

richard nixon:

Consider a late night double feature and come see Jacklynn and I for another round of the news before Simple Life! I’ll be there for both shows, you should too!

zachbreechen sending out yayyyyys to people out in five timezones over. Dream baby dream !

Tuesday. Make your plans. I’m being so serious rn