My Islanders take on the Rangers tonight and I will take on some sushi

Found this flag in my closet while I was cleaning up last week and it is now in a landfill 🥰

Bug is assisting me with the preparation of 1099s today

Making my annual pilgrimage to the Church of Julie Taymor 🙏

Making my annual pilgrimage to the Church of Julie Taymor 🙏

Oh honey, do I know ALLLL about this world! Hooooonnnneyyyyy

Back home with my baby boy

I’ve had so many flight cancellations and delays this weekend so I am PRAYING I have a gay flight attendant that clocks me and subsequently slips me a double or triple or quadruple 🙏🏻

Why would you call your hotel the Indigo Inn when the building itself is teal?

God did it right when They made Zac Oyama

slut

I love nothing more than a cozy hotel robe

Hotel room was ready early. I’m about to nap SOOOOOO hard 😩🥰

Jan 25th - After driving Vincent around all night, Max's shift comes to an end 📽️📅 Collateral (2004)

Demi Adejuyigbe:

Have the morning/afternoon to kill before this wedding in South Carolina so I took myself to the spa

Hinge is a prison

Dinner of champions

I love my little airplane tradition of popping a klonny, throwing on Philip Glass’s Akhnaten, and attempting to sleep

My Velcro cat fell asleep holding my hand

🚨 TOE BEANS 🚨

Need mattress recs. I like a firmer mattress and I sleep on my side. I really don’t want to break the bank. Thaaaaaanks

I hate how hot I find Paul Bissonnette

Everything I have learned about Brooklyn Beckham has been against my will

BREAKING: The Borg have accepted Donald Trump's invite to join the Board of Peace.

She’s startin’

On this day last year I was on a beach in San Juan and now I am bundled up under three layers of blankets 😩

Star Trek made a teen drama??? Oh baby I am soooo sat

Watching the football

Lee Ann Rimes is playing the closing party of a gay kickball tournament in Vegas… wtf happened to this queen???

I need Mythical Chef Josh in ways the human mind could never comprehend

My mother informed me that she watched & enjoyed “the hockey show”

Is it ableist of me to sign my dad up to be a speller at the matinee of Spelling Bee this afternoon when we are 99% sure that if dyslexia were diagnosed when he was a kid he’d have had it?

Good morning, Sunday morning

Still top of the table ❤️🤍

Representation matters ❤️

They cut “The Courtship” from the new Ragtime cast album so we now have THIS three-song run. The concerts I’m gonna give in showers going forward… it’s like they’ve been hit by an atomic bomb

It’s been a couple of days since I saw Ragtime and I have to give Ben Levi Ross his flowers because he added SUCH depth to Younger Brother. Every time he was on stage I was enraptured by the grounded way his performance grew alongside the stakes the character faced: from the silly to the cynical.

I reiterate

Every single queer person at the roundtable not giving a fuck that Michael was a Faithful when he was banished… that is COMMUNITY

Not a Housewives guy so I don’t know her previous work but I am absolutely lovvvvvvingggg Candiace on Traitors this season

POV: you’re being asked what your favorite Excel function is

I need a baconeggncheese and an exorcism

if Jews actually controlled the media there is no way in fuck we'd let someone as profoundly obnoxious as Michael Rappaport be on Traitors

is this about Greenland or Minneapolis?

My insidious conspiracy theory I cannot prove whatsoever is this “post a pic from 2016” trend is how Meta is training its A.I. to age/de-age

Filling out my AO bracket predictions and predicting a Sincaraz final is so dull at this point but truly what else am I gonna do?

Peter Gabriel era Genesis & chill?

Robyn saying her “Dancing on my Own” was “Purple Rain” mmhmm yep that’s my GIRL