I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes and he said, “Your footage from the riots: A1, feature segment, network deal time. I'm sending you a contract. Ker-ching, ker-ching!”

“I talked to Mitch McConnell on the phone today”

I spoke to Mitch McConnell today for 20 minutes and we discussed that it’s about time we have this conversation

Sitting in my bedroom just The Edgeing after work

Meghan McCain is Jenna Bush Hager’s Wario

Hockey country 🇺🇸

Biiiiiiiig stretch

I simply do not have the mental capacity to learn about whatever the fuck is going on with the Maine senatorial election

Gloomy Monday morning with Virgil

“Hey we saw you from across the bar and loved your vibe”

Greetings

I haven’t seen Naomi Osaka hitting the ball like this in over five years. Absolutely stellar performance in that first set and she’s keeping it consistent so far in the second.

I am furious, but I am sailing

It’s once again Steely Dan Saturday!

Happy Fourth. Now get off my plane.

Sorry can’t celebrate July 4th right now; Beyoncé dropped a new single.

I’m in this pub making NOISE over soccer. I’m a slut for enthusiasm.

My favorite pillow

Do we think he tries to stage another assassination attempt this weekend or has that bit been played out?

Sleepy

I love how Wimbledon scheduled Berrettini v. Fils on Centre Court. Like, do they deserve that based on their respective levels of play? No. But are they absolutely gorgeous to look at? Yep.

Virgil has OPINIONS about movie night

It is June 30, 2026 and I am watching Serena Williams play professional tennis on my television

I love being a cat dad

Y’all know I’m Netherlands down

It’s Christopher Cross weather out today

Honey is a Ryder

Wimbledon Watchtower is back in action

happy 100th to Mel Brooks ❤️

Incapable of leaving bed today. Sorry, folks!

Happy Pride

Spotted at the 5 Below near Times Square

The Mighty Ducks is not a “good” film, per se, but it sure is a lot of fun!

Benefits of growing up in a beach town just an hour outside the city in which you currently reside: work from home days suddenly become work from beach days

Grace Kelly in a publicity still for To Catch a Thief (1955)

The most beautiful baby in the entire universe. If you disagree then you are WRONG.

Bartender forgot to put in my food order so I negotiated my way to a stein for my next beer. Happy Wednesday!

In case anyone was curious, Dirty Computer is the perfect album for a warm summer evening hot girl walk

And what if I said Phil Collins’s best work is the Tarzan soundtrack?

Listening to "Do It Again" by Steely Dan

It’s Broadway’s biggest night!!!

Everyone I grew up with is getting engaged or married or having babies this year meanwhile I can’t even get a fucking text back

Morning bath 😻😽

Love going out to visit family in the suburbs because I come back to the city with the most random shit in tow

Guests haven’t even arrived and I’m already hiding out indoors with the cat

I was really hoping this would be the summer of Alcaraz & Gyökeres but alas… Carlitos has that fucking wrist and Victor’s Swedes are already down 2-0

I got a massage today and, instead of playing ambient music or nature sounds or whatever, the massage therapist played Phil Collins

BANG! Hat acquired

My team was moved to an annex space on the same floor, which has its ups and downs: on one hand, I’m separated from other coworkers I enjoy hanging with; however, if my elder millennial boss and I wanna rock out to NSYNC at 9:30 am, no one can stop us.

Bad news, guys: I’m Jewish and American