I got papped on the Jumbotron at the Islanders game while getting my LIIIIIFE to “Born This Way”

One of my favorite times of year is the 2-3 week stretch in which hockey, basketball, and baseball are all on at the same time and I can just rock blue & orange in support of all three of my teams.

Working from home (as far as my employers are concerned)

My dad every opening day since 1987:

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy

This photo was taken in the 30 second interval between zoomies

Do you like my new profile picture?

I might die of exhaustion if I don’t take this nap right now

Minnie Driver is starring in a miniseries about the women of the Bible. We have failed her as a society.

This is a Dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you're eliminated!

Didn’t go outdoors once today 😇

Steve McQueen during a break from filming The Great Escape (1963)

Finally watching it

Jamón Jamón is an absolutely batshit crazy film but my GOD young Javier Bardem 🫦🫦

Rip in peace

Ignoring everyone over 5’7” because today is Short King Saturday

Late night Taco Bell always seems like a great idea at the time

Darlene Mitchell can do no wrong in my eyes

Naming a theater after a living person is gauche. Honor someone’s legacy once they have passed.

Repeating “I love my cat” to myself over and over again as I apply yet another bandaid

I’m gonna make a version of Entourage in which everyone is queer but the only straight man is the agent’s constantly verbally harassed assistant

I’m kinda like the Thelma Ritter to his James Stewart

OH????

It is objectively funny that our dementia-ridden president made up his own dance to replace the universally-known dance for “YMCA”

Something deeply funny about an announcement of it being “Transit Worker Appreciation Day” while standing on an overcrowded platform waiting for a severely delayed train to arrive

After work nap

DEBI 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 MAZAR 👏🏻

God bless Lisa Gilroy

Well I got it!

They meant blind

By taking a classic silhouette and updating it with a commitment to showing women who are strong

This Casablanca bit is fantastic

A FEW SMALL BEERS

Thank GOD Basil Rathbone is finally getting the recognition he deserves

Amy Madigan saying “you Nazi cow” in Field of Dreams is one of my lifelong vocal stims

Me trying to impress Pepé Le Pew trade

I was about to edit together a bunch of pictures of Ida Lupino into a collage and say “beware the Idas of March” then realized maybe four people would appreciate it so imagine that as a post. Thank you.

RUPAUL: Beware the Ides of Jersey, it’s Michelle Visage! Michelle, what do you know about Caesar? MICHELLE: Caesar? I barely even know ‘er! RUPAUL: Style Superstar Carson Kressley, when’s the last time you got stabbed in the back? CARSON: Twenty minutes ago in my dressing room, Ru!

I haven’t watched Entourage since I was “straight” over a decade ago. I am now pressing play on the pilot. Let’s see just how poorly this puppy aged.

Lazy Sunday morning with my son

Deborah Kerr rt if u agree

Nothing feels as good as committing to an evening of couch rot by pressing play on a three-hour film on a Saturday night

Just caught up on last night’s Drag Race and when the lipsync song started, I said “they did this on Glee” aloud to my cat. Someone euthanize me.

The Bronx civil war

We were having such a sweet and tender moment but he just had to ruin it

He’s at it again

A straight man said to me tonight “I’m a centrist” and I replied “Center of what?”

Thoroughly regret not hitting send

Got tickets to attend a Knicks game next month