boy do I miss when you could go on the internet and see, in chronological order, posts made by people you followed

LMAOOO I thought this was a joke at first but it’s real.

Not to be like, “the *** pic I took last night,” but the *** pic I took last night 😮‍💨

You couldn't torture this out of me.

He's spiraling and knows he is losing. So he is doing what he always does: smashing the racism button as hard as he can, with the most lurid shiny ball available. As each heroin hit has less impact, the dose has to increase. So now...snuff videos.

looking at marble sculptures that end at the shoulders:

That'll do it

By far the wildest part about rewatching Survivor S2 is finding out that Elizabeth Hasselbeck’s mother is also named Elizabeth and her dad and brother are both named Kenneth

Trump just posted a graphic video of a woman being beaten to death with a hammer

First gay person to ever post their haircut

America is losing an illegal war and the VP is campaigning for a foreign president in Europe

Trump lost this war in every possible sense — morally, legally, politically, economically, reputationally, and strategically.

hey so like does anyone wanna do anything about the mad man in charge now that he’s not gonna launch the nukes tonight?

again very funny to think that a critical pro trump message in 2024 was that he wouldn’t start world war iii

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

today sure feels like one of the all time ‘so i still just gotta go and do my little job during all this?!’ moments

When is Congress going to do something about the fact that Sara Bareilles’s last studio album was in 2019

they treat this guy who streams on the internet with more skepticism and hostility than literally any Democrat politician that is actively running for office

Tea after being thrown into the harbor:

Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”

Just to be clear, Donald Trump does not care if a bunch of journalists wear pocket squares with the First Amendment written on them as a “protest.” First of all, the man is functionally illiterate

Best Easter tweet of all time and it’s not close

today we give thanks to Gabumon, who long ago digi-died for our digi-sins 🙏

There is no excuse for downplaying or eliding the insanity of Trump’s morning post. It is the most unhinged public comment by a president in US history and should be reported and remarked upon as such.

Constitutional lawyer here. I don't think it would violate the Constitution for the VP/Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment, but the intended constitutional remedy for this behavior is impeachment & removal. The fact that that remedy is politically impossible is a scandal and a crisis.

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I understand the impulse not to let this guy's statements dictate the news cycle but the fact that he can say shit like this and it barely causes a ripple in the media is a key to his ability to maintain power. Constantly pushing the bar of normality downwards, no pressure to take responsibility.

*Trump regime kidnaps and deports citizens* Policy wonks on Bsky: technically they can’t do that

Ru… these she-nanigans need to stop… #DragRace

Zane needs to put down the gear…

this is the chaplain btw. wonder why he was fired.

So much American Life influence all throughout Wor$t Girl In America

Instant icon. Effortlessly a diva. Scarfy is and will be the moment.

Restarted Freeletics + workout classes and now everything is sore 😮‍💨

Americans are dying in the Middle East, the economy is facing a crisis, allies are abandoning the US, and the first thing the thinnest-skinned man in the world considers on waking is this:

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

Lawyer: you should definitely avoid calling this a war Trump: ok so let me start by comparing it to every other US war by name

Oil prices skyrocketed during Trump’s speech.

The president definitely just lied on TV about dead soldier’s families. What else won’t he lie about? www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Not great that we could be finding out about US action from an anonymous betting account

April Fools is actually a really problematic holiday for those of us who lie on the internet all year round

(1/X) Here’s why I’m switching to threads:

Posting hog as a prank

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Over and over the message this administration sends to federal employees is "Break the law, and so long as you're doing it to support our political causes, we'll let it slide." It is a recipe for corruption and impunity. Discipline has to mean something.

NEW: With no authority under the Constitution to change election rules, President Trump has signed an executive order that calls for restricting voting by mail. The order is expected to be challenged in court www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

To do this on Trans Day of Visibility is violence. At 15, I was sent to a "troubled teens boarding school" that used conversion "therapy"...it is torturous & I know of five who experienced it that died by suicide. This "therapy" is not evidence-based, it is unscientific, and it kills.