pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Holy shit. Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.” www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

Michael Rappaport has done the impossible by making me feel bad for Colton Underwood

How it feels making an account with my local independent bookstore

These are absolutely monstrous people "Mr. Thompson’s resignation came after senior DOJ officials pressed for a criminal investigation into the actions of the widow of Renee Nicole Good, the Minneapolis woman killed by an ICE agent"

Living in the Pluribus universe would be kinda nice. You’d never have to log into LinkedIn again.

The biggest electoral challenge in America is getting voters to believe the indisputable reality that their government is full of nazi freaks

These are domestic terrorists

Ohhhh my god friend nudes are hotter to you than porn? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Chris, Matt, and Kevin?

can't keep a good man down

i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed

What’s the best song made for a movie soundtrack and why is it Vogue?

And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”

Gossiping with your Boston friends is like “OK, so—here’s the clam chowder”

I didn’t want to stay up until 2am watching The Traitors but I needed to

Trading data shows the mysterious Polymarket bettor who made over $400,000 betting on an imminent attack on Venezuela doubled down less than an hour before Trump gave the order.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

AND wrong opinions on RHOSLC 😔

I know this feels impossible now, but I swear, on January 6 itself, there was a pretty broad bipartisan consensus that storming the Capitol to find and kill lawmakers was bad, and that Trump was responsible for inciting his followers to try it

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...

first monday of the year

The leaders of every major institution have straight-up fricasseed their brains with 16 hours of daily Twitter time and are now incapable of any thought that can’t be formulated as “CHEW ON THIS HOT TAKE: [biggest pander imaginable].”

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

This week is not real and can’t hurt you

Ocean heating defies all earlier projections. We are on the worst possible track. Yet this has completely vanished as a topic of conversation in America.

Ah yes. Prior tenants famously control rent prices for subsequent tenants.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Bari Weiss’ two accomplishments so far are hosting an interview that she desperately wanted people to watch (but they didn’t) and trying to spike a news story that she desperately wanted nobody to watch (but they did)

I can’t believe there’s no new RHOSLC tonight

Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan… * Vehicle traffic: -11% * Foot traffic: +3.4% * Storefront vacancy: -0.9% * Pollution: -22% * Revenue for mass transit: $548M So YES this has been a huge success.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

I’ve never felt sicker in my life

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

CBS News chief Bari Weiss pulls 60 Minutes story Weiss said investigation had to include comments from Trump administration 60M's ⁦‪Sharyn Alfonsi‬⁩ said multiple US agencies refused to comment - and this lets WH veto coverage My NPR story www.npr.org/2025/12/22/g...

the vice president is a klansman

grifting hard for pardons for her sex offender husband and brother 🤡

Smooch

I loooooove requesting a credit card limit increase. Like hell yeah why not

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Instagram moving the DM section is my 13th reason

We need more 20-minute silly shows being made. Don’t make me rewatch the old 20-minute silly shows again.

Guy on a first date next to us last night had a tattoo of Staten Island and pointed to where he was on 9/11